Friday, February 04, 2011

Sexual Harassment at the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee

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1. Even Kittehs embrace the Ace-of-Spades lifestyle and spend their Caturdays chasing tail.

2. "Aw, c'mon baby, don't be like that," begged Barack Kitteh. "Let meh hold you down and screw you like an independent middle class voter."

3. Chuck Schumer kitteh mistakes another kitteh's butthole for a TV camera.

4. And the little black kitteh heads directly into the unescapable vortex of a "Rectum? Dang near killed 'em" Joke.

5. Little black kitteh wasn't prepared for little gray kitteh's power-fart.

Threadwinner: sonicfrog
Chuck Schumer kitteh mistakes another kitteh's butthole for one of the three branches of government!

Best of dub
Damn you Google....you know this is not what I meant when I searched for "young tight pussy".

Best of dub
Black cat thought bubble: "Does Richard Gere know you took his gerbil?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Black Cat Thawtbubble: No brakes! This is not going to "end" well!
A cat-ASS-trophe is about to occur.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"STOP WINKING AT ME!"

Best of Submariner
C'mon, baby; you KNOW you want some of this...

15 comments:

dub said...

Damn you Google....you know this is not what I meant when I searched for "young tight pussy".

dub said...

Black cat thought bubble: "Does Richard Gere know you took his gerbil?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Black Cat Thawtbubble: No brakes! This is not going to "end" well!

-OR-

A cat-ASS-trophe is about to occur.

sonicfrog said...

Chuck Schumer kitteh mistakes another kitteh's butthole for one of the three branches of government!

Oiao said...

Just like you'd expect... a black cat trying to ride on the back of a .......

WV = kizinsmo... Sounds like what the kitten on the left should be screaming...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Japanese illustrated manual for the new Hello Kitty fetish necklace -
"Insert Tabby A into Hole B"

-OR-

One small step for felines, one giant leap for fisting.

-OR-

Stop action photography captures rare "blow it out your ass" moment.

-OR-

If you can see hemmorhoids, you're too close!
Could someone invent a rear window pop up that flashes human tailgaters what the black cat's seeing?

Kaptain Krude said...

I don't know what it is, but this reenactment of the final scene in Total Recall just leaves a little to be desired. I can't quite put my finger on it.




wv - potra - A new menace shambles toward Tokyo, and everywhere it goes, the citizens of Japan are dropping in a comatose stupor. It is POTRA! Be careful, Godzilla! Even you can't withstand the fumes it exudes when it is lit!

Kaptain Krude said...

"STOP WINKING AT ME!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

another day, another typo

If you can see hemorrhoids, you're too close!
Wish someone would invent a rear window pop up that flashes human tailgaters what the black cat's seeing.

-OR-

Marsha's levitating zombie kitty was the weirdest thing David Letterman's ever had on Stupid Pet Tricks.

-OR-

An innocent game of tag suddenly goes horribly wrong.

Submariner said...

C'mon, baby; you KNOW you want some of this...

Jack Reacher said...

"Hold still...well here's your problem."

Jack Reacher said...

Now legal in seven states.

Jack Reacher said...

Blackie saved everyone by throwing himself on the bomb moments before it detonated. Afterward, he was no longer named Blackie.

Steve O said...

They are our over-er-er-er-er-er-lords!

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