1. "Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, Mandingo! Deeper! Harder! Faster! Do it to me like we do it to the taxpayers!"
2. Even though Chris Matthews didn't quite pull off the Mike Ditka costume, Bammy gave him points for bringing spice to their role-playing.
3. When the sniper was spotted in the balcony, Obama quickly shielded himself with a union boss, knowing his helmet-like hair would repel even the largest caliber bullet.
4. Standard Cap #163: Lenny and Karl: The later years.
5. "And the Oscar for most repellent imagery in a pornographic film goes to..."
Best of Jay Guevara
ORA: "That's not my hand."
Best of dub
Why yes Mr Valdez, I would like another cup of coffee.
Best of jj
Trumka, "Hey barry, when I said more stimulus, I meant more cash".
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Obama, Whispering: "Now go, my grinning homonculus...lay waste to the nation I've laid at your feet!"
Oddly enough, the verify word is "shipstic," which I think is what may be happening in the photo...
Best of Jack Reacher
"Stop; you had me at 'campaign contribution.'"
Best of molson
Just smile and pretend like I'm running things around here and no one will know the difference.
Best of Submariner
Now get out there and organize your community! Who knows? Maybe you'll be President of Amerikkka some day and finish tearing down whatever I may leave standing...