Monday, February 28, 2011

The Real Reason DOMA Was Repealed

Nice Deb


1. "Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, Mandingo! Deeper! Harder! Faster! Do it to me like we do it to the taxpayers!"

2. Even though Chris Matthews didn't quite pull off the Mike Ditka costume, Bammy gave him points for bringing spice to their role-playing.

3. When the sniper was spotted in the balcony, Obama quickly shielded himself with a union boss, knowing his helmet-like hair would repel even the largest caliber bullet.

4. Standard Cap #163: Lenny and Karl: The later years.

5. "And the Oscar for most repellent imagery in a pornographic film goes to..."

Best of Jay Guevara
ORA: "That's not my hand."

Best of dub
Why yes Mr Valdez, I would like another cup of coffee.

Best of jj
Trumka, "Hey barry, when I said more stimulus, I meant more cash".

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Obama, Whispering: "Now go, my grinning homonculus...lay waste to the nation I've laid at your feet!"
Oddly enough, the verify word is "shipstic," which I think is what may be happening in the photo...

Best of Jack Reacher
"Stop; you had me at 'campaign contribution.'"

Best of molson
Just smile and pretend like I'm running things around here and no one will know the difference.

Best of Submariner
Now get out there and organize your community! Who knows? Maybe you'll be President of Amerikkka some day and finish tearing down whatever I may leave standing...

27 comments:

JohnS1959 said...

Mr. Obama standing behind Richard Trumka... Yet another perfect visual metaphor for forwarding the socialist agenda in America.

blue said...

"see Mr President, Union has 2 meanings"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

My fellow amerikans, this is Ernie Diffle, a typical union autoworker. If you'd joined a union, you too could be making $82/hour attaching franistans to thingamabubs AND get full health insurance AND retire at 50 on RSI disability! Granted, once GM outsources assembly to India for 3-pennies per franistan, old Ernie's going to be out on his ear with no marketable skills, but since union bosses will STILL be financing my election campaign, party on!

WordVerify: expuls - sheepuls who finally realize neither party represents them

Jay Guevara said...

ORA: "That's not my hand."

Submariner said...

ORA:

El Guano; "I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Pepe: "Forgive me, El Guano. I know that I, Pepe, do not have your superior intellect, community organizing skills or education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?"

curly said...

Prez Clinton: "I feel your pain."

Prez A-h@le: "I feel your pancreas."

dub said...

Why yes Mr Valdez, I would like another cup of coffee.

dub said...

Here you go, let me dry your back for you brother.

jj said...

obama, "Hey waiter, I'd like another glass of wine".

jj said...

Trumka, "Hey barry, when I said more stimulus, I meant more cash".

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama grabs Trumka by the shoulders and pushes him to his knees as he demonstrates what negotiations still need finishing.

Submariner said...

Union Leadership;
Adjusting high-ranking Democrat Party politition willies since 1939.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Obama, Whispering: "Now go, my grinning homonculus...lay waste to the nation I've laid at your feet!"

Oddly enough, the verify word is "shipstic," which I think is what may be happening in the photo...

Anonymous said...

Role reversal night.

Anonymous said...

"I hate to say it, but you AFL-CIO guys need to start eating healthy."

Vinney

Jack Reacher said...

"Stop; you had me at 'campaign contribution.'"

Oiao said...

Obummer wisper: "Come on Dick, you can tell me where Hoffa is..."

Passionate Conservative said...

Barry, you ever heard of a cinnamon stick?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

If you had some dough, you could loaf. But, before you can loaf, you have to join the union.
ORA Abbott & Costello

GregMan said...

"Next time can I be Frank Marshall Davis, Mr. President?"

wv: grapoldh - Grapoldh of his hairy butt and PUSH!

GregMan said...

"Remember, Richard, the safe word is 'Taxes'."

molson said...

Just smile and pretend like I'm running things around here and no one will know the difference.

Anonymous said...

Trumka enjoyed the attention, but felt Hillary's was bigger and more satisfying.

.............arf

Submariner said...

You're so much more feminine than M'Chel...

Submariner said...

Now get out there and organize your community! Who knows? Maybe you'll be President of Amerikkka some day and finish tearing down whatever I may leave standing...

Submariner said...

No, Richard - you CAN'T "queef." That was just a fart...

Schteveo said...

"...DUDE!...if your hands...are on my shoulders...what is that...pressing on my...leg!?