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Best of sonicfrog
Loretta Swit has really let herself go....
Best of dadoctah
Is it too late to get a couple more names into the "In Memoriam" segment?
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
This week on "How big is Oprah's Ass..."
Best of Oiao
A) a dude in drag
b) a woman who looks like a dude (but still looks like a dude in drag)
c) either (a) or (b) but with a little black kid who has slid from the back to under the dress
d) all of the above
Best of prince of leaves
Whatever you do, don't look at the Shroud of Turin-like image on the pink dress.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
FOX News launches a game show - Don't Ask Don't Tell - members of the audience guess which personality or politician is an adulterer, felon or gender bender!
Best of Wesley M.
Seeing James Franco take the stage in drag, Rob Lowe knew that his long nightmare as Oscar's favorite whipping boy was finally over...
Threadwinner: Dr. Doom
"For Best Actress in Portrayal of a Southern Racist Girl in a Dramatic Role... Vivian Leigh", gushed the presenter, "And for Best Supporting Actress While Not Choking the $hit Out of the Best Actress in Portrayal of a Southern Racist Girl in a Dramatic Role... Hattie McDaniel".
Best of Matt the K
That's why Franco was a Best Actor nominee this year. 'Cause the guy is ACTING like he's never worn a dress before.
Best of Submariner
Next, our tribute to Judy Garland and Ru Paul...