Best of sonicfrog
Loretta Swit has really let herself go....
Best of dadoctah
Is it too late to get a couple more names into the "In Memoriam" segment?
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
This week on "How big is Oprah's Ass..."
Best of Oiao
Is that:
A) a dude in drag
b) a woman who looks like a dude (but still looks like a dude in drag)
c) either (a) or (b) but with a little black kid who has slid from the back to under the dress
d) all of the above
Best of prince of leaves
Whatever you do, don't look at the Shroud of Turin-like image on the pink dress.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
FOX News launches a game show - Don't Ask Don't Tell - members of the audience guess which personality or politician is an adulterer, felon or gender bender!
Best of Wesley M.
Seeing James Franco take the stage in drag, Rob Lowe knew that his long nightmare as Oscar's favorite whipping boy was finally over...
Threadwinner: Dr. Doom
"For Best Actress in Portrayal of a Southern Racist Girl in a Dramatic Role... Vivian Leigh", gushed the presenter, "And for Best Supporting Actress While Not Choking the $hit Out of the Best Actress in Portrayal of a Southern Racist Girl in a Dramatic Role... Hattie McDaniel".
Best of Matt the K
That's why Franco was a Best Actor nominee this year. 'Cause the guy is ACTING like he's never worn a dress before.
Best of Submariner
Next, our tribute to Judy Garland and Ru Paul...
28 comments:
Loretta Swift has really let herself go....
Well Mr President, you asked "where da white womens?"
with the repeal of DADT, mandatory cross dressing is now required at the service academies
Is it too late to get a couple more names into the "In Memoriam" segment?
ATDEE
(and then dubs eyes exploded)
Simpsons did it
Imagine their embarrassment when they were told that Ang Lee's latest film had been nominated... for a Razzie...
This week on "How big is Oprah's Ass..."
Lady Gaga in the morning.
"Seriously, Kobe, we're both open. You got anything for us?"
Is that:
A) a dude in drag
b) a womon who looks like a dude (but still looks like a dude in drag)
c) either (a) or (b) but with a little black kid who has slid from the back to under the dress
d) all of the above
Whatever you do, don't look at the Shroud of Turin-like image on the pink dress.
FOX News launches a game show - Don't Ask Don't Tell - members of the audience guess which personality or politician is an adulterer, felon or gender bender!
Looks like "he's" gonna need a smaller cup.
Seeing James Franco take the stage in drag, Rob Lowe knew that his long nightmare as Oscar's favorite whipping boy was finally over...
"For Best Actress in Portrayal of a Southern Racist Girl in a Dramatic Role... Vivian Leigh", gushed the presenter, "And for Best Supporting Actress While Not Choking the $hit Out of the Best Actress in Portrayal of a Southern Racist Girl in a Dramatic Role... Hattie McDaniel".
Ghey Spock is not amused.
"And now, in memory of the late Blake Edwards, our salute to Victor/Victoria."
wv: spaps. It's a flatulent sound effect *and* a palindrome!
Carol Channing looks pretty good for her age, sure, but check out Jerry Lewis!
5 dollar blah blah
That's why Franco was a Best Actor nominee this year. 'Cause the guy is ACTING like he's never worn a dress before.
Wow. Alfalfa and Darla grew up to be total freaks.
Some Like it Luke Warm
Next, our tribute to Judy Garland and Ru Paul...
Teddy Kennedy finally meets the first of his 72 virgins.
Folsom Street Fair presentations just keep on getting stranger, don't they?
Brad and Janet in the Baracky Horror Picture Show.
The dreaded moose knuckle
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