Monday, February 28, 2011

Oscar Night Fever

New Mogadishu Times


My Monday is busy as heck, so do as you will.


Best of sonicfrog
Loretta Swit has really let herself go....

Best of dadoctah
Is it too late to get a couple more names into the "In Memoriam" segment?

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
This week on "How big is Oprah's Ass..."

Best of Oiao
Is that:
A) a dude in drag
b) a woman who looks like a dude (but still looks like a dude in drag)
c) either (a) or (b) but with a little black kid who has slid from the back to under the dress
d) all of the above

Best of prince of leaves
Whatever you do, don't look at the Shroud of Turin-like image on the pink dress.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
FOX News launches a game show - Don't Ask Don't Tell - members of the audience guess which personality or politician is an adulterer, felon or gender bender!

Best of Wesley M.
Seeing James Franco take the stage in drag, Rob Lowe knew that his long nightmare as Oscar's favorite whipping boy was finally over...

Threadwinner: Dr. Doom
"For Best Actress in Portrayal of a Southern Racist Girl in a Dramatic Role... Vivian Leigh", gushed the presenter, "And for Best Supporting Actress While Not Choking the $hit Out of the Best Actress in Portrayal of a Southern Racist Girl in a Dramatic Role... Hattie McDaniel".

Best of Matt the K
That's why Franco was a Best Actor nominee this year. 'Cause the guy is ACTING like he's never worn a dress before.

Best of Submariner
Next, our tribute to Judy Garland and Ru Paul...

28 comments:

sonicfrog said...

Loretta Swift has really let herself go....

blue said...

Well Mr President, you asked "where da white womens?"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

with the repeal of DADT, mandatory cross dressing is now required at the service academies

dadoctah said...

Is it too late to get a couple more names into the "In Memoriam" segment?

dub said...

ATDEE

(and then dubs eyes exploded)

Mr. Hankey said...

Simpsons did it

Dr. Doom said...

Imagine their embarrassment when they were told that Ang Lee's latest film had been nominated... for a Razzie...

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

This week on "How big is Oprah's Ass..."

CABE said...

Lady Gaga in the morning.

Jack Reacher said...

"Seriously, Kobe, we're both open. You got anything for us?"

Oiao said...

Is that:

A) a dude in drag
b) a womon who looks like a dude (but still looks like a dude in drag)
c) either (a) or (b) but with a little black kid who has slid from the back to under the dress
d) all of the above

prince of leaves said...

Whatever you do, don't look at the Shroud of Turin-like image on the pink dress.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

FOX News launches a game show - Don't Ask Don't Tell - members of the audience guess which personality or politician is an adulterer, felon or gender bender!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Looks like "he's" gonna need a smaller cup.

Wesley M. said...

Seeing James Franco take the stage in drag, Rob Lowe knew that his long nightmare as Oscar's favorite whipping boy was finally over...

Dr. Doom said...

"For Best Actress in Portrayal of a Southern Racist Girl in a Dramatic Role... Vivian Leigh", gushed the presenter, "And for Best Supporting Actress While Not Choking the $hit Out of the Best Actress in Portrayal of a Southern Racist Girl in a Dramatic Role... Hattie McDaniel".

molson said...

Ghey Spock is not amused.

dadoctah said...

"And now, in memory of the late Blake Edwards, our salute to Victor/Victoria."

wv: spaps. It's a flatulent sound effect *and* a palindrome!

dadoctah said...

Carol Channing looks pretty good for her age, sure, but check out Jerry Lewis!

Matt the K said...

5 dollar blah blah

Matt the K said...

That's why Franco was a Best Actor nominee this year. 'Cause the guy is ACTING like he's never worn a dress before.

Matt the K said...

Wow. Alfalfa and Darla grew up to be total freaks.

Matt the K said...

Some Like it Luke Warm

Submariner said...

Next, our tribute to Judy Garland and Ru Paul...

Submariner said...

Teddy Kennedy finally meets the first of his 72 virgins.

Submariner said...

Folsom Street Fair presentations just keep on getting stranger, don't they?

Rodney Dill said...

Brad and Janet in the Baracky Horror Picture Show.

Rodney Dill said...

The dreaded moose knuckle