Wednesday, February 23, 2011

OK, So, she hates boys


1. I sorta dig Justin Bieber's new look.

2. When applying at the National Organization of Women, it's important to dress for the interview.

3. Every time Tina wore that shirt to Phys.Ed, she had no trouble getting excused from class by Ms. Rodham.

4. She obviously has one of those "creative discipline" principals, and I would give much to know what she is being punished for.

5. "Yeah, well guess what I hate, tubby," snarled dub.

Best of Jack Reacher
Won't she be surprised when she discovers the 15 year old girl she chats with online is NBC's Chris Hansen?

Best of Dr. Doom
Suzy evetually realized that having two mommies put her at a distinct dating disadvantage...

Best of Jack Reacher
Michelle quickly cracked the code for getting invited to the Ellen show.

Best of jj
On the way to the green room on the set of "Ellen"...

Best of dub
Apparently Casper hates sunlight too.

Threadwinner dadoctah
"Actually, my designer is dyslexic. It's supposed to say 'Ha, obesity'."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Darn mixed messages. Is she trying to say she's a lesbian or is she toying with adult male teachers' fantasies?

Best of BigBren1650
Lizzy was the real victim of her mom giving birth to a bastard child.

Best of metalgarth
No, it says "I hate Boy George." Damn Culture Club reunion.

Best of molson
...but I love Anderson Cooper.

Best of dadoctah
In later years when her records started selling, Melissa would come to admit a grudging respect for Bruce Springsteen.

Best of Vinney
"Is this where I sign up to be a Women's Studies major"?

14 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Won't she be surprised when she discovers the 15 year old girl she chats with online is NBC's Chris Hansen?

Dr. Doom said...

Well it won't be long until she is featured in a Tuesday post on V the K's blog...

Dr. Doom said...

Suzy evetually realized that having two mommies put her at a distinct dating disadvantage...

Jack Reacher said...

Michelle quickly cracked the code for getting invited to the Ellen show.

jj said...

On the way to the green room on the set of "Ellen"...

dub said...

Apparently Casper hates sunlight too.

dadoctah said...

"Actually, my designer is dyslexic. It's supposed to say 'Ha, obesity'."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Damned if you do, damned if you don't
Tim finally decided to do something to fight the rumors that he wasn't a guy... and promptly ran afoul of the school dress code prohibiting sexist tee shirts.

-OR-

Darn mixed messages. Is she trying to say she's a lesbian or is she toying with adult male teachers' fantasies?

BigBren1650 said...

Lizzy was the real victim of her mom giving birth to a bastard child.

metalgarth said...

No, it says "I hate Boy George." Damn Culture Club reunion.

molson said...

...but I love Anderson Cooper.

molson said...

Ms. DeGeneres will see you now.

dadoctah said...

In later years when her records started selling, Melissa would come to admit a grudging respect for Bruce Springsteen.

Anonymous said...

"Is this where I sign up to be a Women's Studies major"?

Vinney