Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Mr. Disco Helmet


1. "So, then the sun reflected off my helmet, blinded the rest of the riders, and they went straight over the embankment. And that's how I got kicked out of the Hell's Angels."

2. "You knew, Corkey, the other retards are starting to think you're kinda queer."

3. "Yeah, well, maybe that lit cigar in your eye will make you think twice the next time you want to criticize someone's fashion choices, Mr. Blackwell."

4. "So, what else did you steal out of Jeff Gordon's trailer?"

5. "Dad, the threadline on yesterday's Bieber post was not intended to be a challenge."

Best of Dr. Doom
Oh yeah, fraternity parties at the University of Delaware start out innocently enough. One minute you are wearing your fashionable disco helmet and smoking a cheroot. The next you are passed out on the floor smoking a cheroot of an entirely different sort...

Threadwinner Rodney Dill
...and nights I just hang around at the disco bar...

Best of Disco Stu
Disco Stu likes to ride motor bikes and smoke cigars

Best of metalgarth
Tin Foil Hats are so last decade!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
You laugh, but the voices have stopped.

Best of Adriane
For the 100th $*%^& time!!! I DO NOT know the way to McCarthur's Park ...

Best of Vinney
Looks like one of the pilots at Key West Naval Air Station has been on the island a bit too long.

Best of dadoctah
Dash Riprock shields his eyes, momentarily blinded by the glare from Mr Drysdale's head.

Best of Submariner
Dr. Brindle retransmitted and ended up with his cranium being multi-faceted instead of his eyes. He decided he could live with that.

Best of dadoctah
This is pretty much how everyone expected Howard Sprague to end up.

Best of Rodney Dill
The years have not been kind to Super Dave Osborne.

21 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Oh yeah, fraternity parties at the University of Delaware start out innocently enough. One minute you are wearing your fashionable disco helmet and smoking a cheroot. The next you are passed out on the floor smoking a cheroot of an entirely different sort...

Rodney Dill said...

...and nights I just hang around at the disco bar...

Disco Stu said...

Disco Stu likes to ride motor bikes and smoke cigars

Rodney Dill said...

"Shhhh.... I think I'm getting Tierra del Fuego."

metalgarth said...

Tin Foil Hats are so last decade!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You laugh, but the voices have stopped.

-OR-

Sure, it looks funny, but I haven't gotten a speeding ticket on my motorcycle since I bought this!

Adriane said...

For the 100th $*%^& time!!! I DO NOT know the way to McCarthur's Park ...

divine miss m said...

That might be the gheyest thing I've ever seen...and I do things with dudes.

-- Brad Loekle

Anonymous said...

Looks like one of the pilots at Key West Naval Air Station has been on the island a bit too long.

Vinney

Oiao said...

Picture taken at the moment of the punch line: "And then the black kid fell off of his back!"

dadoctah said...

Dash Riprock shields his eyes, momentarily blinded by the glare from Mr Drysdale's head.

Submariner said...

I'd been wondering what club owners did with their old 80's disco balls...

Submariner said...

Dr. Brindle retransmitted and ended up with his cranium being multi-faceted instead of his eyes. He decided he could live with that.

dadoctah said...

This is pretty much how everyone expected Howard Sprague to end up.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hey, it's a job. I hang from my head, spin around and get to look down girl's blouses. Won't never do Mexican birthdays again, though! Nearly lost an eye when they hauled out that piƱata bat.

Submariner said...

You're so wierd, Ralph! You can uncover your eyes; that's Sarah Jessica Parker that he's screwin' not a horse...

Submariner said...

Wait a minute; I'm picking up a signal here. It says... "Mars.Needs.Women!"

Spin said...

The man who killed Disco

Rodney Dill said...

The years have not been kind to Super Dave Osborne.

Rodney Dill said...

Edmund Knievel, less of a risk taker than is better known cousin, always commiserated about the time he ran with scissors.

Rodney Dill said...

Thanks VtheK