Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Mr. Disco Helmet
1. "So, then the sun reflected off my helmet, blinded the rest of the riders, and they went straight over the embankment. And that's how I got kicked out of the Hell's Angels."
2. "You knew, Corkey, the other retards are starting to think you're kinda queer."
3. "Yeah, well, maybe that lit cigar in your eye will make you think twice the next time you want to criticize someone's fashion choices, Mr. Blackwell."
4. "So, what else did you steal out of Jeff Gordon's trailer?"
5. "Dad, the threadline on yesterday's Bieber post was not intended to be a challenge."
Best of Dr. Doom
Oh yeah, fraternity parties at the University of Delaware start out innocently enough. One minute you are wearing your fashionable disco helmet and smoking a cheroot. The next you are passed out on the floor smoking a cheroot of an entirely different sort...
Threadwinner Rodney Dill
...and nights I just hang around at the disco bar...
Best of Disco Stu
Disco Stu likes to ride motor bikes and smoke cigars
Best of metalgarth
Tin Foil Hats are so last decade!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
You laugh, but the voices have stopped.
Best of Adriane
For the 100th $*%^& time!!! I DO NOT know the way to McCarthur's Park ...
Best of Vinney
Looks like one of the pilots at Key West Naval Air Station has been on the island a bit too long.
Best of dadoctah
Dash Riprock shields his eyes, momentarily blinded by the glare from Mr Drysdale's head.
Best of Submariner
Dr. Brindle retransmitted and ended up with his cranium being multi-faceted instead of his eyes. He decided he could live with that.
Best of dadoctah
This is pretty much how everyone expected Howard Sprague to end up.
Best of Rodney Dill
The years have not been kind to Super Dave Osborne.