Monday, February 14, 2011
More Happy Valentime's Day
1. "I just can't take you anywhere, can I?" Vincent sighed.
2. "You promised you wouldn't turn into a flesh-craving zombie until *after* the wedding!"
3. "Aw, be a sport babe. Tell me what it smells like and I'll let you up."
4. Worst. Ventriloquism. Act. Evah!
5. I'm not 100% familiar with WASP wedding rituals, but isn't the bride supposed to kiss the Gold Retriever and the Golden Retriever is supposed to smell the groom's crotch?
Best of dadoctah
Date-rape drugs: some people just don't understand the concept.
Best of Submariner
ORA: No, Jane; "blow" is just an expression...
Best of dub
Bride thought bubble "Yeah, apparently he really was the 'best' man".