Monday, February 14, 2011

More Happy Valentime's Day


1. "I just can't take you anywhere, can I?" Vincent sighed.

2. "You promised you wouldn't turn into a flesh-craving zombie until *after* the wedding!"

3. "Aw, be a sport babe. Tell me what it smells like and I'll let you up."

4. Worst. Ventriloquism. Act. Evah!

5. I'm not 100% familiar with WASP wedding rituals, but isn't the bride supposed to kiss the Gold Retriever and the Golden Retriever is supposed to smell the groom's crotch?

Best of dadoctah
Date-rape drugs: some people just don't understand the concept.

Best of Submariner
ORA: No, Jane; "blow" is just an expression...

Best of dub
Bride thought bubble "Yeah, apparently he really was the 'best' man".

12 comments:

dadoctah said...

Date-rape drugs: some people just don't understand the concept.

Submariner said...

ORA:

No, Jane; "blow" is just an expression...

Submariner said...

LAP DANZ; UR DUIN IT RONG

Submariner said...

Photo of SOTG and his actual prom date.

Submariner said...

We were just sitting here, waiting on the midtown, and she fell over! On a positive note; I did enjoy a Pepsi Max I found next to this bench...

dub said...

Enjoy it dude.... $5 says its your last (from her at least).

dub said...

Bride thought bubble "Yeah, apparently he really was the 'best' man".

blue said...

this photo form the PIG site is the caption for this one:

http://www.pigazette.com/Pigraphics/pigish%20valentine.jpg

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Honest, officer, I'd always heard the expression "giving good head," but she actually left hers with me! And her arm. Right bloody mess, eh?

-OR-

Jack's Thawtbubble: Dear sweet naive Jane, if you think you're ill now, wait until we get to the Poconos and you finally see me naked.

-OR-

You'll have to guide me in, Todd, there's something very wrong with my new contact lenses. My gawd, I hope this is your knee!!

Jack Reacher said...

"Her name is Banjo. I've come all the way from Alabama with her on my knee."

molson said...

Yeah well I would of had to remove the duct tape to get a shot of her face.

Dr. Doom said...

Best Man, Rodney, managed to convince the Bride she had to have something 'blew' in order to ensure good luck for the marriage...