Friday, February 25, 2011

Mexican Weather

Al


1. "... and Border Patrols should be light and variable all along the Rio Grande."

2. Is it just me, or could most of the words on the map be synonyms for 'breasts.'

3. Comcast's first ownership act was to outsource the Weather Channel. Forecasts were less accurate, but a lot cheaper.

4. Not temperatures, but the amount of cocaine, in kilotons, being shipped from each location to Charlie Sheen's house.

5. "Cut! Get a stagehand in there to even up her breasts before she unbalances."

Best of Vinney
Just last week she was filing folders in an office.

Best of Jack Reacher
"As you can see, muchachas, Bieber got very few votes from these cities. We shall burn them."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
On Tijuana Weather, the map shows how many citizens were killed by drug cartels today. Gives a better sense of how hot it is in your town. After a commercial break, she'll remove her skirt and whack a piñata full of 7-day forecasts.

Best of dadoctah
I look forward to the first time they send her out to the beach to report live when the hurricane makes landfall.

Best of molson
Today will be sunny with an elevated risk of boners.

Best of Dr. Doom
"We have a large warm front", related Maria Conchita Teresa Adelita Chiquta Gomez, "And the weather will be hot too"...

Best of Julie the Jarhead
I've heard of people giving pet names to their private parts -- though I would have chosen something a little more imaginative than 'Victoria'.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't you think the Mexican weather channel is a lot better than the Super Bowl halftime show?

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Just last week she was filing folders in an office.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Tittie-mundo- the best channel on cable.

Vinney

HLam said...

"Todays Weather Forecast: Hot. Very Hot. And it will remain Hot until I'm off for the weekend."

Jack Reacher said...

"As you can see, muchachas, Bieber got very few votes from these cities. We shall burn them."

dub said...

That "30" next to her hips should be a much bigger number.

Rodney Dill said...

2. Is it just me, or could most of the words on the map be synonyms for 'breasts.'
??? What Map???

blue said...

"You know how some newscasters don't wear pants behind the desk? Well, I'm not wearing underwear!"

dadoctah said...

Something something warm front....

GregMan said...

"And as you cal tell from my erect nipples, it's getting chilly."

Anonymous said...

"And on my heavy days, I can wear white...Excuse me...blanco."

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hate the cable weather channel here in liberal Massachusetts... they hire illegals who close each broadcast shouting "areeba! areeba! coochie coochie coo!" and since the #4 on my set-top box is stuck, everything's in freaking spanish.

-OR-

You know the saying, "Everyone complains about the weather but nobody does anything?" Well, the high priestess for the Santeria Weather Channel sacrifices goats on air to end drought. She offers a weatherbug for your PC, too, only it's more of a voodoo-vampire bat-eye of newt thing.

-OR-

Comedy Central introduced a Meteorology for Retards segment called - Whether(sic) or Not.

-OR-

On Tijuana Weather, the map shows how many citizens were killed by drug cartels today. Gives a better sense of how hot it is in your town. After a commercial break, she'll remove her skirt and whack a piñata full of 7-day forecasts.

dadoctah said...

I look forward to the first time they send her out to the beach to report live when the hurricane makes landfall.

Anonymous said...

Does not look anything like any of my ex-wives, but I would do her since she is not up to Dub's standard.

Oiao

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Brazil's new Don't Ask Don't Tell right to work law was a boon to pre-op trannies.

molson said...

Today will be sunny with an elevated risk of boners.

dadoctah said...

"Loads of rain in the weekend forecast, so we're all going to end up with wet backs...."

ATDHE

Dr. Doom said...

"We have a large warm front", related Maria Conchita Teresa Adelita Chiquta Gomez, "And the weather will be hot too"...

Julie the Jarhead said...

I've heard of people giving pet names to their private parts -- though I would have chosen something a little more imaginative than 'Victoria'.

wv: hwqzzen -- Gesundheit!

Schteveo said...

If her dress were any shorter, her Monclova would be showing.