Sunday, February 06, 2011

The Lorelei Syndrome

Sondra K




Best of blue
Sarah likes her new Sybian Saddle so much that she is leaving politics and just riding her horse every day.

Best of dadoctah
Worst. Feminine hygiene commercial. Ever.

Best of Rodney Dill
I've been through the desert on a horse with no political aspirations...
It felt good to be out of the rain



Who's that riding into the sun.
Who's the gal with the itchy gun.
Who's the gal who kills for fun!
Grizzly Mom! Grizzly Mom!
She sleeps with a gun, but she loves her son.
Killed Debbie Stabenow 'cause she weighed a ton... Grizzly Mom!

A little touched or so we're told
Killed Katie Couric 'cos she had a cold
Might as well she was gettin' old
Grizzly Mom! Grizzly Mom! Grizzly Mom!

She's quick with a gun and her job ain't done.
Killed 99 hobos by twenty-one, Grizzly Mom!

Who's that riding in the snowmobile?
Who's that clubbing baby seals?
Who's grinding up hippies under her wheels?
Grizzly Mom! Grizzly Mom! Grizzly Mom!

Who's the tall, dark stranger there.
The one with the gun and the icy stare.
The one with the scalp of Tina Fey's hair!
Grizzly Mom! Grizzly Mom! Grizzly Mom!

Who's that riding across the plain?
Who's lost count of the bums she's slain?
Who's the gal who's plumb insane?
Grizzly Mom! Grizzly Mom! Grizzly Mom!

She's a stand-up dame, but she hates the lame.
She's not elite, but she's got game, She's Grizzly Mom!

19 comments:

Al Bundy said...

Psycho Dad is not amused

blue said...

Sarah likes her new Sybian Saddle so much that she is leaving politics and just riding her horse every day.

dadoctah said...

You know what this picture is missing? A faithful Injun sidekick with a speech impediment.

V the K said...

You know what this picture is missing? A faithful Injun sidekick with a speech impediment.

Bobby Jindal?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

With male politicians, it's all about the photo op. With female politicians, it's all about the photogenic op. PETA reports that 49183 digital images died during the making of this one.

-OR-

No hat, No cattle.

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A country swayed by a campaign slogan like, "I'm a slightly better choice than Hillary" will wither on the vine.

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Whispered to the photographer: Whatever you do, don't try to make her smile by asking how her pet gas pipeline project is going.

Achilles said...

Sarah Palin is probably the only politician in America who would actually catch the 'Psycho Dad' reference.

GregMan said...

"I'm going commie-hunting, K?"

What, not "new civility" enough? Good!

GregMan said...

Never have I wanted so much to be a horse.

Al Bundy said...

"Achilles said...

Sarah Palin is probably the only politician in America who would actually catch the 'Psycho Dad' reference."



me thinks that Hillary & all the liberal women politicians will understand the Sybian reference

Al Bundy said...

for the uneducated, you can see& hear Psycho Dad lyrics here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_Cwc7gUVbw

dub said...

Sarah Jessica Parker encourages you to vote Tea Party.

dadoctah said...

Worst. Feminine hygiene commercial. Ever.

jj said...

Let's see, the current president rides a bicycle, wears a helmet and wears mom jeans.....

Anonymous said...

for those who do not know what a Sybian is

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybian

Rodney Dill said...


I've been through the desert on a horse with no political aspirations...
It felt good to be out of the rain

dub said...

Hey, I can see North Korea from up here!

Submariner said...

Yippee-aye-ohhhhhh! Cow Patty...

dadoctah said...

Wait just a danged minute! That's the same horse Putin was posing with just a couple of months ago!

Julie the Jarhead said...

Dear V the K,

I haven't been on here for a looong time, but I just wanted to thank you and 'blue' and 'anonymous' for prompting me to look up "Sybian saddle."

Made my day.

(I know most things, but not EVERYTHING.)

Love,
Julie the Jarhead

wv -- smalout: I guess that's why we gals need Sybian saddles.