Tuesday, February 08, 2011

L N Degenerate


1. "So, Joanie, you ever see a grown woman naked?"

2. "Babe, someone's gonna drown in those of yours."

3. "Next on Ellen, Remember the boy who sang Lady Ga-Ga from last year? Well, he's back, and he's made some ... not unexpected changes."

4. "So, what are you going to be when you grow up, a golf pro or a gym teacher?"

5. "Well, Heather, let's talk and then we'll bring out your two mommies."

Threadwinner: Jack Reacher
"I need an Adult! Okay, a different adult!"

Best of Submariner
Sorry, Ms Degenerate, but I just can't see waiting for you until I'm 18. I mean, you'll be like 80 or something and I want my wife to be as hot as I am. Nice touch getting on your knee, though...

Best of dub
Even the children on here have double chins. You win Ronald McDonald.

Best of jj
Now never-mind what that pig O'Donnell says. When you get your boobies, you come see me....

Best of Double the U
Oh, so you are the one person that still finds my little dance funny?

Best of Dactyl
For me?

19 comments:

Submariner said...

Sorry, Ms Degenerate, but I just can't see waiting for you until I'm 18. I mean, you'll be like 80 or something and I want my wife to be as hot as I am. Nice touch getting on your knee, though...

Submariner said...

Today on Ellen;
Mail-Order Child Brides.

Submariner said...

Well, Ellen; there was this ONE time in day camp...

dub said...

Even the children on here have double chins. You win Ronald McDonald.

Achilles said...

All that's missing from this scene is Sigourney Weaver in her underwear waving a BFG and yelling "Get away from her, you BITCH!"

molson said...

Don't worry honey these drugs come with a prescription so it's all good.

Anonymous said...

"Melinda, would you like to see MY toy collection"?

Vinney

Oiao said...

Ellen: "Really, you have three Mommies?"

Ellen thought bubble: "Must write new children's book about this to push agenda."

jj said...

Now never-mind what that pig O'Donnell says. When you get your boobies, you come see me....

Double the U said...

Oh, so you are the one person that still finds my little dance funny?

Oiao said...

"Yes Ellen, I realize with all of this deficit spending and wealth redistribution, to push the socialist gay agenda, I will go through life with a black kid on my back."

Submariner said...

♪ The sun'll come out, TOmorrow.♫

On the other hand; you came out years ago, didn't you Ellen?

Oiao said...

"Ellen, did you write the Vagina Monologues?"

dadoctah said...

"Relax, kid, I'm in a committed relationship, so I'm not gonna hit on you. However, I *do* have this unattached brother who used to write for 'The Daily Show'...."

Dr. Doom said...

"We have to do WHAT with the Supreme Court lady", asked Sally?

Jack Reacher said...

"I will call her Mini Me."

Jack Reacher said...

"I need an Adult! Okay, a different adult!"

blue said...

"Say Ellen, who wears the strap on, you or Portia?"

Dactyl said...

For me?