Tuesday, February 08, 2011
L N Degenerate
1. "So, Joanie, you ever see a grown woman naked?"
2. "Babe, someone's gonna drown in those of yours."
3. "Next on Ellen, Remember the boy who sang Lady Ga-Ga from last year? Well, he's back, and he's made some ... not unexpected changes."
4. "So, what are you going to be when you grow up, a golf pro or a gym teacher?"
5. "Well, Heather, let's talk and then we'll bring out your two mommies."
Threadwinner: Jack Reacher
"I need an Adult! Okay, a different adult!"
Best of Submariner
Sorry, Ms Degenerate, but I just can't see waiting for you until I'm 18. I mean, you'll be like 80 or something and I want my wife to be as hot as I am. Nice touch getting on your knee, though...
Best of dub
Even the children on here have double chins. You win Ronald McDonald.
Best of jj
Now never-mind what that pig O'Donnell says. When you get your boobies, you come see me....
Best of Double the U
Oh, so you are the one person that still finds my little dance funny?
Best of Dactyl