1. "And later, M'Chel's takin' us to Planned Parenthood to get tutored!"
2. By strange coincidence, "Mm, No" is most men's response when asked if the FLOTUS is "doable."
3. "M is for M'Chel... we even drew you a picture." ATDHE.
4. I'm not about to tell a union thug how to run her school, but I think the "National Government" caption would work better under either the monkey or octopus picture.
5. "Later, the Safe School Czar is going to illustrate the letter 'P' for us, but first, little DeShawn here is going to have to put on the gimp suit."
Best of Jack Reacher
"I'm filling in today because your teacher is in Madison, working to perfect a dictatorship of the proletariat. Hey, hey! That's not for publication, you!"
Best of Double the U
Alright... off to the slaughterhouse for you two little heads of cattle.
Best of Submariner
FLOTUS; "Today's lesson is wealth redistribution. Cowboy Carl represents the evil, rich, Republicans who take everything from honest people. Shanene is a poor but good Democrat welfare recipient. Carl; give everything in your basket to Shanene. You can keep the receipt.
Any questions class?"
Best of Rodney Dill
Kid on Right: "...but I'm a cowboy, I can be your little Woody."
Michelle: "Sorry... Barry already has that job."
Best of dub
And in here, Mrs Obama, is the room where we package the crack and load it into baskets for distribution.
Best of jimmy
"Class, this is Mrs. Obama. Yes, she's the one who took away your lunchtime french-fries and gave you celery sticks instead. But just for today---ribs for everybody!"
Best of Vinney
On the next Maury it's a very special "Who's the Daddy?".
Best of prince of leaves
Travis' days as a Secret Service bodyguard were numbered when his compulsive fascination with mirrors and other shiny objects came to light.
Best of JohnS1959
"Yes ma'am", related Jamal, "we have been learning about reading and writing, and of course the repeated failure of Keynesian economics - pretty simple stuff really it is a wonder why some people don't get it".
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
" nuq wa' 'oH QaQ Daq Sop"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Conservative zealots are demanding that the school remove the Oo and use a less obscene example than an octoPUSSY.
Best of jj
Secret Service Agent's thought bubble, "I wish to hell I didn't have to carry these ribs in my pocket. The sauce is ruining my jacket and dogs follow me eveywhere."