Monday, February 14, 2011

Inter-Species Romance for your Valentine's Day from Al



1. Ang Lee's reimagineing of Pep Le Pew wasn't so much perverse as just... confusing.

2. Once again, a coon is featured in a Cap This Pic, once again, Dawn's head explodes.

3. Mittens's parents couldn't put their fingers on it, but there was just something about her prom date they didn't trust.

4. In the morning, a hungover Mittens would wonder why there was a gnawed off bloody raccoon arm in her bed.

5. "Hey, mom. There's a Sign of the Apocalypse coming in the kitchen door."

Best of dadoctah
"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!"

Best of dadoctah
"Have you been outside yet? The whole freakin' internet is *crawling* with these things!"

Best of Submariner
How 'bout this one dub; still "too fat?"

Threadwinner: metalgarth
Ranger Rick's *other* magazine was very different than the one he is best known for.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
A raccoon walks into a bar carrying Schrodinger's cat, claims he was able to get the damn thing out of the box but can't figure out how to put him back into it.

Best of Silhouette
Wife raccoon to husband raccoon "Of course he's yours. I swear."

Best of molson
See what happens next at gofurry.com.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

My dear if you get pregnant you'll give birth to a CACOON (sic).

Vinney

Anonymous said...

My dear if you get pregnant you'll give birth to a CACOON (sic).

Vinney

dadoctah said...

"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!"

dadoctah said...

"Have you been outside yet? The whole freakin' internet is *crawling* with these things!"

Anonymous said...

Looks like the First Family got a new kitty.

blue said...

"Four legs good, two legs better!"

Submariner said...

But I distinctly heard you last night begging for "a little pu$$y..."

Submariner said...

How 'bout this one dub; still "too fat?"

Submariner said...

I'm not sure what you'd call a baby, but I'm sure it would raise a rackat...

Submariner said...

Can you save him, Doc? The bunny that attacked Carter got him.

dub said...

Inspired by Barry and M'chelle, another coon falls in love.

dub said...

I thought coons were only interested in white pussy?

metalgarth said...

Ranger Rick's *other* magazine was very different than the one he is best known for.

jj said...

This aint no white women but it'll do....

GregMan said...

"I caught this on my lawn!"

GregMan said...

"It followed me home. Can I eat it?"

JohnS1959 said...

The original concept for the Bullwinkle and Rocky Show left a lot to be desired...

Rodney Dill said...

You gonna eat that whole pussy?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dammit Metalgarth, you beat me to the Ranger Rick caption!!!

so...

I'll tip you later when my hands aren't full, bellhop. Me and the missus need some one on one time, if you know what I mean. wink wink

-OR-

Have you heard this one?
A raccoon walks into a bar carrying Schrodinger's cat, claims he was able to get the damn thing out of the box but can't figure out how to put him back into it.

-OR-

Look what followed me home! I can haz kitteh?

Jack Reacher said...

"This isn't what it looks like. Okay, you got me; this is exactly what it looks like."

Silhouette said...

Wife raccoon to husband raccoon "Of course he's yours. I swear."

molson said...

See what happens next at gofurry.com.

Dr. Doom said...

Eventually Rocky recovered from his wounds and married Nancy but ultimately wound up killing her with Maxwell's Silver Hammer...