Tuesday, February 15, 2011

If there is anything gayer...

... than Justin Bieber grabbing his own crotch while wearing leather pants and Austin Powers glasses, I don't wanna know about it, baby!



Best of blue
As Justin struggles to hold it in, his bodyguards desperately search for the girls room

Best of Army of Mom
Do I make you horny Baby, baby, baby ohhh.

Best of dub
Where will you be when your Vagisil wears off?

Best of Submariner
For Gaia's sake; PLEASE DON'T LET 'EM HIT THE GROUND!

Best of Submariner
OBSR*
Justin; "Ya might wants ta stand back whilst I whip dis out."
Bodyguard; >snicker< "or not..."

*Obligatory Blazing Saddles Reference

Best of dadoctah
Apparently Selena Gomez isn't a squeaky clean as she pretends to be.

Best of Dr. Doom
"My what a large closet you have", said Bruce as Justin emerged.

Best of metalgarth
Verification word says it all: "NOIDSAWF"

Best of molson
Ohhhh! My strap on keeps riding up.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Yeah, you just keep searching for them, Justin. One of these days, you just might find them.

Best of prince of leaves
"Oooof! Finally! Now if the other one would just drop..."

Best of blue
"Hurry, Hurry!!! NASCAR starts Sunday!!"

Best of Rodney Dill
My pants are loose,
My boots are tight,
By balls (if they'd drop),
swing from left to right.
left
left
left right left

43 comments:

blue said...

as Justin struggles to hold it in, his bodyguards desperately search for the girls room

WV: cuippe - you can't make this stuff up

Army of Mom said...

Baby baby baby oooooohhhhhhh!!!

Army of Mom said...

Damn these low-riding pants. I'll be glad when these stupid things go out of style and I can go back to skinny jeans. At least with those, I don't get this awkward thigh-rubbing thing.

Army of Mom said...

Aw crap. Here comes Army of Mom again.

Yes, ma'am. I'm still sore. No, ma'am. I still can't help you out.

Army of Mom said...

Do I make you horny Baby, baby, baby ohhh.

Army of Mom said...

What's a Bieber?

It looks like a girl.

The new 6G.

Army of Mom said...

Sure kid. Your junk is way down there. Yeah, right.

Pull up your pants, you little twink.

Army of Mom said...

I wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit.

Army of Mom said...

How old are you again, kid?

18? Really? Well, in that case, that outfit would look way better in a wad on my floor.

Army of Mom said...

Hey Bieber. Drew Carey called. He wants his glasses back.

And, Uncle Jesse from Full House wants back his jacket, too.

Army of Mom said...

You, kid, are no Jonas Brothers.

Army of Mom said...

'Ow to speak Australian: twink.

Army of Mom said...

My junk just hasn't been the same since I woke up with that twink from Delaware with his hand in my pants.

Army of Mom said...

Ahh, Bieber. My muse. I may have to break out some special outfits just for the occasion.

Submariner said...

Senator Frank was ticked; the package said that you'd get an instant BOYfriend if you added water...

Submariner said...

I'm worried about AoM, AoD; with all the opportunity, she chooses a Bieber to make a comeback?

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dub said...

Where will you be when your Vagisil wears off?

Submariner said...

For Gaia's sake; PLEASE DON'T LET 'EM HIT THE GROUND!

Submariner said...

OBSR*

Justin; "Ya might wants ta stand back whilst I whip dis out."
Bodyguard; >snicker< "or not..."


*Obligatory Blazing Saddles Reference

Rodney Dill said...

Bieber Holly

sonicfrog said...

Just goes to show... Even celebrities get crabs.

Rodney Dill said...

"If I could walk that way I would not need talcum powder!"

dadoctah said...

Apparently Selena Gomez isn't a squeaky clean as she pretends to be.

Dr. Doom said...

"My what a large closet you have", said Bruce as Justin emerged.

vw: pretie - seriously - how does it do that?

Adriane said...

Justin Bieber grabbing his own crotch while wearing leather pants and Austin Powers glasses ... AND sucking on a tootsie roll pop ... would be like, you know, totally gaydoubleplus.

You're welcome!

Submariner said...

Note to Bieber:

Glasses are only a perfect disguise if you are a super MAN

Submariner said...

thawt bubble; "What in the Castro District did Greedo DO to me?"

metalgarth said...

verification word says it all: "NOIDSAWF"

molson said...

Ohhhh! My strap on keeps riding up.

Kaptain Krude said...

Yeah, you just keep searching for them, Justin. One of these days, you just might find them.

prince of leaves said...

"Oooof! Finally! Now if the other one would just drop..."

prince of leaves said...

ORA: The Haitian and HRG prepare to bag and tag a twink with a Pied Piper-like superpower.

prince of leaves said...

Captured on film: Justin Bieber unexpectedly getting his first period.

prince of leaves said...

Has it been fifteen minutes yet?

Spin said...

Bieber's thawt bubble:

M'Chel looked sooo sexy when she did this.

Rodney Dill said...

With special glasses to cure Strabismus, the new tour became known as "Wall-eyed and the Bieber."

blue said...

"Hurry, Hurry!!! NASCAR starts Sunday!!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Well you shoulda thought of that before we left."

Rodney Dill said...


My pants are loose,
My boots are tight,
By balls (if they'd drop),
swing from left to right.
left
left
left right left

Army of Mom said...

*singing*

And, I jizzed in my pants.

Rodney Dill said...

Bieber? I don't even know her... uh... him... er.... it?"

dadoctah said...

"I whip my schvantz back and forth, I whip my schvantz back and forth...."