1. "I know it's a cliche, but, let's puck."
2. "Why did we go gay? Because hockey periods last twenty minutes, not five days, that's why."
3. "You realize if we do it doggy style, we can both watch 'Hockey Night in Canada.'"
4. "You better knock it off, Jean-Paul. Nobody messes with coach's wife."
5. "Who's that middle-aged woman yelling in the stands." "Oh, that's just my mom. She always cheers when I score."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Hey, lets see if we can get traded to the Los Angeles Kinks", cooed Brucie.
Best of Dr. Doom
Bruce cleverly waited until the San Francisco game to ask Bob to marry him. The fans tossed copious quantities of personal lubricant onto the ice in what was to become a very popular tradition...
Best of kg
Your penalty box, or mine?
Best of jj
Brucie wants to score in the five-hole.
Best of Submariner
>snnnnnnnifff!<
When did you start wearing Chanel #5?
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"Hey, lets see if we can get traded to the Los Angeles Kinks", cooed Brucie.
You just know it's a San Francisco team.
Vinney
This is not your grandfather's penalty box...
That ain't no penalty box, it's a 'incentive' box.
Bruce cleverly waited until the San Francisco game to ask Bob to marry him. The fans tossed copious quantities of personal lubricant onto the ice in what was to become a very popular tradition...
Hey that's an offsides pass.
While Bill and Joe make out, the fans gleefully watch as teammate Griz slapshots an opponent's head into the upper deck.
WordVerify: splerd - the sound a zamboni makes when it scrapes across a soft spot in the ice.
Your penalty box, or mine?
Brucie wants to score in the five-hole.
Flamers on Ice.
St. Louis Blue Balls
How to tell that concussions and ruining the game.
"Wanna play with this Lord Stanley's cup?"
Coach whisper; "Slow down a little slick. How 'bout icing down that stick, eh?"
Wee-eeeelll, a bet's a bet and the Stars did win...
>snnnnnnnifff!<
When did you start wearing Chanel #5?
I get my kicks below the belt, moonshine...
Dude! I'm not Fifi. Hey Coach; I'm pretty sure that puck hit Henri harder than you thought...
Will you be my 'ave-a-lunch later?
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