Tuesday, February 22, 2011

He shoots, he scores!


1. "I know it's a cliche, but, let's puck."

2. "Why did we go gay? Because hockey periods last twenty minutes, not five days, that's why."

3. "You realize if we do it doggy style, we can both watch 'Hockey Night in Canada.'"

4. "You better knock it off, Jean-Paul. Nobody messes with coach's wife."

5. "Who's that middle-aged woman yelling in the stands." "Oh, that's just my mom. She always cheers when I score."

Best of Dr. Doom
"Hey, lets see if we can get traded to the Los Angeles Kinks", cooed Brucie.

Best of Dr. Doom
Bruce cleverly waited until the San Francisco game to ask Bob to marry him. The fans tossed copious quantities of personal lubricant onto the ice in what was to become a very popular tradition...

Best of kg
Your penalty box, or mine?

Best of jj
Brucie wants to score in the five-hole.

Best of Submariner
>snnnnnnnifff!<
When did you start wearing Chanel #5?

19 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey, lets see if we can get traded to the Los Angeles Kinks", cooed Brucie.

Anonymous said...

You just know it's a San Francisco team.

Vinney

Dr. Doom said...

This is not your grandfather's penalty box...

Sheila Jackson Lee said...

That ain't no penalty box, it's a 'incentive' box.

Dr. Doom said...

Bruce cleverly waited until the San Francisco game to ask Bob to marry him. The fans tossed copious quantities of personal lubricant onto the ice in what was to become a very popular tradition...

molson said...

Hey that's an offsides pass.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

While Bill and Joe make out, the fans gleefully watch as teammate Griz slapshots an opponent's head into the upper deck.

WordVerify: splerd - the sound a zamboni makes when it scrapes across a soft spot in the ice.

kg said...

Your penalty box, or mine?

jj said...

Brucie wants to score in the five-hole.

Army of Dad said...

Flamers on Ice.

Army of Dad said...

St. Louis Blue Balls

Army of Dad said...

How to tell that concussions and ruining the game.

Army of Dad said...

"Wanna play with this Lord Stanley's cup?"

Submariner said...

Coach whisper; "Slow down a little slick. How 'bout icing down that stick, eh?"

Submariner said...

Wee-eeeelll, a bet's a bet and the Stars did win...

Submariner said...

>snnnnnnnifff!<
When did you start wearing Chanel #5?

Submariner said...

I get my kicks below the belt, moonshine...

Submariner said...

Dude! I'm not Fifi. Hey Coach; I'm pretty sure that puck hit Henri harder than you thought...

Submariner said...

Will you be my 'ave-a-lunch later?