Monday, February 07, 2011

Dumb and Dumbererererer

Al


1. With a heavy sigh, Biden prepares to explain... again, and with smaller words ... why a Beer Summit with the Muslim Brotherhood is a non-starter.

2. "So, no one can think of any other ideas to stimulate the economy except another trillion in deficit spending? OK, we'll go with that."

3. "Everyone loves your Marlene Dietrich impression, Mr. President."

4. "No, Mr. President... if I have four apples and I give you two apples, we have not created or saved 4,000,000 apples. Let's try again."

5. Biden. "You guys are new, so you should know, we don't talk about eficits-day in the esence-pray of the oron-may."

Best of GregMan
O'bambi is struck by a massive case of ennui just as Sarah Palin rides towards the White House.

Best of JohnS1959
"Blah, blah, destabilization of middle eastern.., blah, blah", thought the President, "I need a vacation..."

Best of Vinney
""Jeez, I can see why you invited Bill O'Reilly to this Super Bowl Party. No one else is here."

Best of dub
Therefore Barrack, the best way to deal with Mubarak is to....uh, you wanna get your feet of my f*cking coffee table?

Best of jj
Biden to chairman o, "No you can't send Jay Cutler to Iraq".

Best of dadoctah
"We really need to see about getting some chicks in here."

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
So what you're saying, Joe, is that nothing going on in Egypt is about me? Ho-kay. I'm bored.

Best of Submariner
So what are we going to do tonight, Pinky?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
In this episode of the Odd Couple, Felix tries to convince Oscar to stop picking his nose and wiping it on the arm of the chair. Then they argue over who gets to boink which Pigeon sister.

Best of sonicfrog
ORA: The Emperor Ming: Klytus, I'm bored. What play thing can you offer me today?
Klytus: An obscure dynamic system, your majesty. The inhabitants of Earth refer to it as the entire world economy...

Best of molson
So let me understand this. For healthcare to be truly universal, it needs an additional 10,000 pages of exemptions and exclusions for special interests? OK. I'm on it.

Best of Jack Reacher
"So what I suggest, Barack--may I call you Barack? Thanks--is we get you into a whole-life policy with the escalator clause we talked about, and then consider a variable annuity product as an add-on."

Best of dub
Frankly Mr President, I'm just happy to see that you took the plastic furniture covers off for the photo shoot.

Best of Dactyl
Knowing how much influence Big O has in Hollywood, Little B tries to pitch yet another screenplay. ("Threat Level Midnight" featuring Secret Agent Joe Briden.)

36 comments:

GregMan said...

The one case in recorded history where Joe Biden truly was "The Smartest Guy In The Room".

GregMan said...

"Joe, destroying Amerikkka bores me. Go find some more Christians to throw to the lions."

GregMan said...

O'bambi is struck by a massive case of ennui just as Sarah Palin rides towards the White House.

JohnS1959 said...

"Blah, blah, destabilization of middle eastern.., blah, blah", thought the President, "I need a vacation..."

Anonymous said...

""Jeez, I can see why you invited Bill O'Reilly to this Super Bowl Party. No one else is here."

Vinney

dub said...

Therefore Barrack, the best way to deal with Mubarak is to....uh, you wanna get your feet of my f*cking coffee table?

blue said...

"No Barry, now is not the time to declare yourself President of the USA & Pharaoh of Egypt...you need to wait a week or two."

jimmy said...

Pres-BO thought-bubble: "I bet my poll numbers would spike if I stuck one of those apples in his mouth."

jj said...

Biden to chairman o, "No you can't send Jay Cutler to Iraq".

jj said...

Response to GregMan, the Lions would just fumble the Christians....

dadoctah said...

"We really need to see about getting some chicks in here."

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

So what you're saying, Joe, is that nothing going on in Egypt is about me? Ho-kay. I'm bored.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"I can pick the VP, I can pick a apple, I can pick my nose, so why can't I pick the winner of the next election?"

Submariner said...

So what are we going to do tonight, Pinky?

Submariner said...

For being clean and articulate, you sure aren'ty saying much Boss...

Submariner said...

Simultaneous thawt bubbles; "I wonder who I should get to replace this waste of sperm as my running mate in 2012?

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "If Hannibal Lechter were limited to Joe, he'd starve to death without fava beans..."

metalgarth said...

And Carl finally understood why Homer put his father in a home.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Biden: Awww, we just had Chinese last night. How about we order pizza? Or, we could just pop some popcorn and sing show tunes!
Obamalama Thawtbubble: Jeez, I have to spend another 700 nights with this nitwit? I could drop him in a deep hole in Area 51. Nobody would miss him.

-OR-

"The PICK!!"
ORA Seinfeld

WordVerify: redun - I dun posted these Captions twice and they've disappeared. So I redun them agin.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In this episode of the Odd Couple, Felix tries to convince Oscar to stop picking his nose and wiping it on the arm of the chair. Then they argue over who gets to boink which Pigeon sister.

blue said...

"I'm just saying Mr President - with ears like those, it's a wonder you aren't up for the title role in the remake of Dumbo!"

Oiao said...

"I don't get it B.O. Janet and DHLS cannot get some guy's stupid Caption This website to quit publishing photos that we look stupid in."

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

ORA:
The Emperor Ming: Klytus, I'm bored. What play thing can you offer me today?

Klytus: An obscure dynamic system, your majesty. The inhabitants of Earth refer to it as the entire world economy...

Submariner said...

"So what are we going to do tonight, Pinky?"

"I dunno, Winky; what ARE we going to do tonight?"

"I dunno, Pinky; what do you WANT to do tonight?"

"..."



There, I fixed it for myself. After all, you need to have a "Brain" to get an answer, right?

molson said...

So let me understand this. For healthcare to be truly universal, it needs an additional 10,000 pages of exemptions and exclusions for special interests? OK. I'm on it.

Oiao said...

Obama Thought Bubble: "Swing Voters....hmmmmm. You know, that Joe would look pretty good on the 2012 Campaign Trail with a little black kid hanging on his back."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Brainstorm Forecast - no precipitation expected, severe drought conditions persist

-OR-

WIKILEAKS threatens to embarrass the Washington Post by releasing an unretouched photo of the same shoe sole covered with portuguese water dog poop.

-OR-

Obamalama Thawtbubble - Somebody stole an apple. I know there was another apple in that bowl. I'll bet that secret service guy took one of my apples!

WordVerify: infun - Well some captions are meant infun, but not that one.

Jack Reacher said...

"So what I suggest, Barack--may I call you Barack? Thanks--is we get you into a whole-life policy with the escalator clause we talked about, and then consider a variable annuity product as an add-on."

Jack Reacher said...

Obama thought bubble"Does Joe see those blurry, white half-head creatures too? I'm just going to wait until he mentions them."

dub said...

Frankly Mr President, I'm just happy to see that you took the plastic furniture covers off for the photo shoot.

dub said...

You cant blame him for doing some picking...its in their genes.


ATDHE

Rodney Dill said...

OBAMA: (thinking... or at least a reasonable facsimile) "Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue."

Dactyl said...

Looks like Kagan didn't take any apples.

Dactyl said...

Biden: "...so, as this study conclusively shows, most left-handed people wear their watches on their right hands."

Dactyl said...

Knowing how much influence Big O has in Hollywood, Little B tries to pitch yet another screenplay.