Wednesday, February 09, 2011

dub Repellent


1. Baltar, Boomer, Six, and D'anna... if Battlestar Galactica had been set in Tennessee.

2. "Welcome to hell, dub. You may now choose your consort for all eternity. Bear in mind, only the one on the far left is devoid of body fat."

3. Bertha's friends silently resented being trapped behind her event horizon.

4. One of the Safe School czar's next initiatives will be to even out the nation's gay-dude-to-fat-chick ratios.

5. Sometimes, Kyle wished Winona Ryder and Christian Slater would show up at his high school just to thin out the herd.

Best of dadoctah
Whose idea was it to cast Ken Jennings as Bosley on the new "Charlie's Angels"?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
As populations of more and more small towns dwindle, it was bound to happen sooner or later... somewhere, a nerd was going to be named Homecoming King AND have 3 dates for the prom.

Best of Rodney Dill
Ellen Degeneres (left) Prom picture

Best of blue
In East Cornfields, Kansas, Kyle the pimp shows off his stable of bitches

Best of Jack Reacher
A high school-era photo of the MSNBC prime time cast.

Best of dub
"Welcome to hell, dub. You may now choose your consort for all eternity."
I'll take the 2nd one from the left. I wont be happy, but at least my laundry will look fantastic.
ATDHE

Best of Submariner
Let me guess;
Chaz Bono's Prom Posse Picture?

Best of Vinney
It's nice to see Carrie Fisher getting some moral support to attend her first Jenny Craig meeting.

Best of Dactyl
Dude thought bubble: "She said if I keep doing the robot she'll eat me last."

Best of dadoctah
Goin' gangsta, Provo style!

19 comments:

dadoctah said...

Whose idea was it to cast Ken Jennings as Bosley on the new "Charlie's Angels"?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As populations of more and more small towns dwindle, it was bound to happen sooner or later... somewhere, a nerd was going to be named Homecoming King AND have 3 dates for the prom.

-OR-

(notice his clenched fist?) Boynton figured the only way to get a date to the prom involved threatening to blow himself up. Three fuglies volunteered to throw themselves on the bomb because they figured that's the only way to get laid.

Rodney Dill said...

Ellen Degeneres (left) Prom picture

blue said...

In East Cornfields, Kansas, Kyle the pimp shows off his stable of bitches

Jack Reacher said...

A high school-era photo of the MSNBC prime time cast.

dub said...

"Welcome to hell, dub. You may now choose your consort for all eternity."

I'll take the 2nd one from the left. I wont be happy, but at least my laundry will look fantastic.


ATDHE

Submariner said...

dub said...
...ATDHE



Actually, I can't remember a single time that Dawn was offended from making fun of anyone except blacks...

Submariner said...

Johnny couldn't wait to ditch the prom date his Mom had fixed him up with such high hopes and get back to Geoffrey, his true love.

Submariner said...

Let's see; the bride normally wears the white dress, so the oriental must be the groom, right? Does the maid of honor stand next to the groom and the best man stand next to bride or vice versus? Aaaarrrgh! Massachussetts weddings are SO frakking confusing!

Submariner said...

Let me guess;
Chaz Bono's Prom Posse Picture?

Anonymous said...

It's nice to see Carrie Fisher getting some moral support to attend her first Jenny Craig meeting.

Vinney

Oiao said...

Opening Webster's....hum... Definition of a 'Shotgun Wedding'; See Picture.

Dactyl said...

Dude thought bubble: "She said if I keep doing the robot she'll eat me last."

Dactyl said...

Blonde chick thought bubble: "Why yes, I am wearing my left shoe as a hat. Thanks for noticing! I'm actually just trying to confuse her."

Dactyl said...

Chick with glasses thought bubble: "Aaiieee!! Gojira!!!"

Submariner said...

A tribute to Ozzie Osbourne this week on Glee.

metalgarth said...

He might have 3 prom dates, but are you really impressed?

vw: unded

Artfldgr said...

The all new mod squad!

dadoctah said...

Goin' gangsta, Provo style!