1. "Are you missing a tongue? I seem to have two!"
2. Somewhere, Howard Stern just came in his pants.
3. "I gotta say, Doc, your new dental hygienist has some unusual techniques for getting at that hard-to-reach plaque, but I like it."
4. Some of Khadafy's bodyguards were just so glad to be rid of the old bastard.
5. Karl's Jr. commercials slipped into hardcore pron so gradually hardly anyone noticed.
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Meanwhile, at Charlie Sheen's place...
"What a coincidence; Dub said I was fat, too! We'll just have to make do."
"You know what would be really hot, Marie? Let's dress up as hockey players first."
WV: insigh. Oh, yeah.
Sarah and Angela make a statement for Title IX hockey - and they don't need a penalty box...
Stop touching myself.
Odd, I always thought that the tongue was supposed to be out of the way for mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!
On Monday's all new House, tension brews as Thirteen steals Taub's latest love interest. Viewer discretion advised.
Those hockey players sure cleaned up nice.
"Hey Sarah, want to spend a few minutes in my penalty box?", asked Angela.
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