Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Doin' It Vulcan Style


1. "Are you missing a tongue? I seem to have two!"

2. Somewhere, Howard Stern just came in his pants.

3. "I gotta say, Doc, your new dental hygienist has some unusual techniques for getting at that hard-to-reach plaque, but I like it."

4. Some of Khadafy's bodyguards were just so glad to be rid of the old bastard.

5. Karl's Jr. commercials slipped into hardcore pron so gradually hardly anyone noticed.

9 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Meanwhile, at Charlie Sheen's place...

Jack Reacher said...

"What a coincidence; Dub said I was fat, too! We'll just have to make do."

Jack Reacher said...

"You know what would be really hot, Marie? Let's dress up as hockey players first."
WV: insigh. Oh, yeah.

Dr. Doom said...

Sarah and Angela make a statement for Title IX hockey - and they don't need a penalty box...

molson said...

Stop touching myself.

jj said...

Odd, I always thought that the tongue was supposed to be out of the way for mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!

jj said...

On Monday's all new House, tension brews as Thirteen steals Taub's latest love interest. Viewer discretion advised.

Dactyl said...

Those hockey players sure cleaned up nice.

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey Sarah, want to spend a few minutes in my penalty box?", asked Angela.