Monday, February 14, 2011

A Caption Meme in the Making



Woman from Fruitport allegedly used a fish to attack two men ice fishing in Norton Shores:

Police say two Egelston Township men ice fishing in Norton Shores Saturday were accosted by an angry fish-flinging woman from Fruitport.
And it gets weirder...

The men, both in their early 20s, said they were ice fishing in a shanty when they were approached by a woman who “wanted to urinate on the ice,” Gale said.

“The woman said to turn their heads while she urinated. While their backs were turned the woman struck the first complainant in the head with a fish,” Gale said. “The female then approached them and struck the other man across the face with a fish.”
ORA: She was probably a rubberhead.

h/t: racerboy


Best of Oiao
Drill Baby Drill! I'll provide the hot oil!

Best of JohnS1959
The Drill Here Drill Now Super Bowl commercial was rejected by Fox as being too controversial (fur boots)...

Best of Rodney Dill
She asked me why it was taking so long to drill a hole in the ice, so I set the choke, primed the engine, and yanked on the cord. The engine roared to life. With wide eyes she said, "Whatinthehell is that noise?"

Best of blue
Betsy the dancer finds herself unemployed as her pole sinks into the ice - damn global warming

Best of Jack Reacher
Nice snow cones.

Best of Oiao
Damb. She kind of looks like my first ex-wife. But not as frigid.

Best of molson
I approve of this activity. I can haz moar?

Best of Submariner
Paris Hilton finally hits on a successful strategy to stop the burning...

19 comments:

Achilles said...

Ann Coulter later claimed she knew nothing about Keith Olbermann's mysterious disappearance, but curiously kept making references to the movie 'To Die For.'

Double the U said...

The Fish Slap dance is making a comeback!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s

dub said...

I wouldnt mind peeing on her icehole.

Wait...was that out loud?

Oiao said...

Drill Baby Drill! I'll provide the hot oil!

JohnS1959 said...

The Drill Here Drill Now Super Bowl commercial was rejected by Fox as being too controversial (fur boots)...

Rodney Dill said...

Bimbo: "Last time I went ice fishing I got almost a hundred pounds of it."

Rodney Dill said...

"Ya der hey."

Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...

She asked me why it was taking so long to drill a hole in the ice, so I set the choke, primed the engine, and yanked on the cord. The engine roared to life. With wide eyes she said, "Whatinthehell is that noise?"

blue said...

Betsy the dancer finds herself unemployed as her pole sinks into the ice - damn global warming

Carpe Phlogiston said...

WOOT! Three cheers for the sexy new red/white Swiss army knife with its own ice corer attachment. What will they think of next?

-OR-

Got me again, V. I keep scratching up monitors trying to untie the bikini strings on certain deliciously trim Caption This babes.

Jack Reacher said...

Nice snow cones.

Oiao said...

Damb. She kind of looks like my first ex-wife. But not as frigid.

Rodney Dill said...

Wanna snowball?

molson said...

I approve of this activity. I can haz moar?

Submariner said...

Every well-equipped shanty should have one...

Submariner said...

Paris Hilton finally hits on a successful strategy to stop the burning...

Submariner said...

"Hi, hon. Evinrude?"

"No, but Timmy was when he dropped off this outboard..."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "I can't wait to use a different attachment on this baby tonight."