1. "Bad touch, Mr. Shatner! Bad touch!"
2. "Take it easy, coach. That's still tender from my nipple piercing."
3. "Whoa! I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine."
4. "All right, you can sell my used jocks on eBay, but I want a 60% cut."
5. "Red and green sweatbands? Fashion faux pas, coach."
Best of Submariner
ORA: Coach Manny wore the wrist bands to remind his wrestlers what he had done to his basketball players that hadn't done what they were told...
Best of dub
This weeks wrestling tournament will be at Saint Catherines Catholic Church.
Best of metalgarth
Don't worry, *I* didn't want to wrestle with girls when I was your age either.
Best of dadoctah
Ang Lee's "Edgar and Charlie: A Love Story".
Best of Matt the K
The last known photograph of Tony Randall.
Best of prince of leaves
"Sodomy? He barely knew me!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
This is the clench you have to avoid at all costs, Timmy. Your spindly arms will snap like toothpicks if you struggle.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Coach Anderson knew how to put the "Greco" into "Greco-Roman Wrestling."
Best of Vinney
"It's not what you think. I was just showing Timmy the Heimlich Procedure in case he gets something lodged in his throat."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked", asked Coach Oveur?
Best of Kaptain Krude
"But Coach, my nipples aren't chafing!" Young Billy started getting a funny feeling about the whole situation.
Best of Matt the K
And from here, there was no turning back for young Keanu.
27 comments:
ORA:
Coach Manny wore the wrist bands to remind his wrestlers what he had done to his basketball players that hadn't done what they were told...
I >Ugh!< said; I'm NOT >UGH!< choking, coach...
His best move is to get you in close like this and then pop a boner that wraps up to his hip. Don't let it scare you. Trust me; he doesn't know how to use it.
Dammit.
"Don't worry Jimmie. We'll find a little black kid for your back too. You just could not compete against two mouths, four arms and all the dead weight!"
Old guy: "And now I'll show you how to perform the Hindlick Maneuver."
Kid: "You mean Heimlich?"
Old guy: "More of less...."
This weeks wrestling tournament will be at Saint Catherines Catholic Church.
"Will you be may Facebook friend?"
Don't worry, *I* didn't want to wrestle with girls when I was your age either.
"1 - 2 - 3!" [CRAAACK!] "Boy, that little girl sure did a number on your spine..."
"But in wrestling, Coach, I'm not sure what it means when you say you'll pitch and I'll catch."
Ang Lee's "Edgar and Charlie: A Love Story".
The last known photograph of Tony Randall.
"Sodomy? He barely knew me!"
Uhm... yes, I was a priest. Why do you ask, my son?
-OR-
This is the clench you have to avoid at all costs, Timmy. Your spindly arms will snap like toothpicks if you struggle.
-OR-
The Mike Tyson Earmuffs - The ear you save might be your own! Only $19.95 plus shipping/handling.
Coach Anderson knew how to put the "Greco" into "Greco-Roman Wrestling."
Enough of this namby-pamby stuff. I want you to come off the top rope with the Atomic Elbow!
"Ok Elmo, now you tickle me!"
"It's not what you think. I was just showing Timmy the Heimlich Procedure in case he gets something lodged in his throat."
Vinney
"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked", asked Coach Oveur?
"But Coach, my nipples aren't chafing!" Young Billy started getting a funny feeling about the whole situation.
"Thank God we're not soccer players, otherwise this would look gay!"
His ear holes arent the ones he should be concerned about protecting.
And from here, there was no turning back for young Keanu.
Wrestling? Oh no. I'm the soccer coach. Silly me.
prince of leaves said...
"Sodomy? ..."
"Sodomy? He barely blew me!"
There, I fixed it for ya.
Castro Street baby sitters were a bit different, to say the least...
The coach whispers encouragement before the match:
"Two twinks enter, one twink leaves...
Two twinks enter, one twink leaves...
Two twinks enter..."
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