1. As demonstrated by the dismal ratings failure of Kinky Daycare, TLC is running seriously short of Reality TV show ideas.
2. "Gather round, kindergartners. Now, the next item in your Obama Sex Ed Curriculum, the 'Dirty Sanchez.'"
3. Long story short, no one ever wanted to play with *that* Ken doll ever again.
4. "Dollhouse, playhouse, outhouse... what's the difference?"
5. "Seriously, if there is anything sinful about our situation, may a blinding white light strike us both down."
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"Jesus Christ, Ang!" was about all Tom Hanks could manage after reading the new Big script.
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Some mortgage modification programs are...unorthodox.
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The Congressional 'Day Care' now provides personalized service for stressed out representatives. It is another in a long list of perks we will never see under health care reform...
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David Duchovny is starring in a remake of Hansel and Gretel, eh?
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It took Octomom four weeks before she noticed it wasn't actually one of her children.
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My Little Pony -- The Enumclaw Edition.
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Who's that whipping up some fun?
Who's the gal with the swollen tum?
Who's the gal that reproduces for fun??
Octo Mom! Octo Mom!
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Mistress Lorraine was a favorite Careers' Day at Key West High School.
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It was a bit of a surprise when Ellen Page and Tom Selleck agreed to star in Roman Polanski's adaptation of "The Three Little Pigs."
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Jim thought Octomom's corset was sexy, until she loosened the laces and her uterus sagged out from under it and down onto the floor.
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Ashton Kutscher takes Demi Moore's act of "robbing the cradle" a little too literally
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Fortunately, just then the Hydrogen Bomb exploded.
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Wrong, Parts 372 through 943.