1. "So, what's it going to take to put you into that 1998 Saturn today?"
2. "According to Nancy, Leo is in conjunction with Sagittarius, so, it's as good day to wear plaid."
3. Nowadays, we have 'Talk Like a Pirate Day,' but in the eighties, everyone observed 'Dress Like Herb Tarlek Day.'
4. ORA: So, Steve Martin was wrong.
5. "What's this about a giant tsunami about to wipe out the West Coast?"
Best of blue
"...and after the Indiana game, Bobby Knight gave me this jacket!"
Best of Oiao
Ron saying: "And I'm telling you. You will never find anything from IKEA in my office!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"..and then Gorby had the nerve to ask if I got my jacket on the ash-heap of history."
Best of Jack Reacher
"About the only thing left from Carter's administration is the Education Department. Well, and the suits, of course."
Best of GregMan
"Look, you're the chief of my Secret Service detail. I don't care how you do it, just GET THOSE KIDS OFF MY LAWN!"
Best of Oiao
Ron: "Well you can just tell that young punk Governor from Arkansas to go to hell!"
Best of Spin
Mr. President, we caught young Ron and some kid named Rahm dressed up in tutus again.
Best of JohnS1959
"Well now, suppose you were the leader of the Evil Empire, and you were trying to get an arms pact signed", said Mr. Reagan, "And you got kicked to the curb in front of the entire world by a guy wearing this jacket. How would that make you feel?"
Best of dadoctah
His facial deformities covered in thick makeup, The Joker infiltrates the front desk at Commissioner Gordon's office!
Best of Submariner
This practical joke will take a while to soak in to that wooden head, but I think I just convinced the new rube from Tennessee that the polar ice caps were melting because of fossil fuels...
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"Sir, it's Ron Jr. He wants to be a ballet dancer. But the bad news is he's a Lib."
Vinney
"...and after the Indiana game, Bobby Knight gave me this jacket!"
Ron saying: "And I'm telling you. You will never find anything from IKEA in my office!"
"yes, you are right, Nancy did let me dress myself - how did you know?"
"Looking at your suit and hair, Kid, I can almost believe it's 1958 again. Good times. Good times."
"..and then Gorby had the nerve to ask if I got my jacket on the ash-heap of history."
"About the only thing left from Carter's administration is the Education Department. Well, and the suits, of course."
"You wouldn't believe who Nancy's astrologist said would get elected President in 2008."
"Look, you're the chief of my Secret Service detail. I don't care how you do it, just GET THOSE KIDS OFF MY LAWN!"
Ron: "Well you can just tell that young punk Governor from Arkansas to go to hell!"
Mr. President, we caught young Ron and some kid named Rahm dressed up in tutus again.
VW - throd, should never be spared.
"Well now, suppose you were the leader of the Evil Empire, and you were trying to get an arms pact signed", said Mr. Reagan, "And you got kicked to the curb in front of the entire world by a guy wearing this jacket. How would that make you feel?"
"Yes I know it is kind of loud", said the President, "But I have to wear something that draws attention away from Tip O'Neil's nose."
Wellll, yes, I am Irish, and this is blackwatch tartan. I was going to give it to Tip O'Neil as a practical joke, but I think it's very flattering in this light.
-OR-
My pal Dick "Trigger Finger" Cheney shot several Scottish tourists and couldn't get rid of the pelts and yada yada yada now I have me a nice fur jacket.
His facial deformities covered in thick makeup, The Joker infiltrates the front desk at Commissioner Gordon's office!
This practical joke will take a while to soak in to that wooden head, but I think I just convinced the new rube from Tennessee that the polar ice caps were melting because of fossil fuels...
Tell Bonzo he can't have top billing in the sequel regardless of our respective popularity ratings...
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