Sunday, February 06, 2011

Bestest President Evah in a Plaid Jacket


1. "So, what's it going to take to put you into that 1998 Saturn today?"

2. "According to Nancy, Leo is in conjunction with Sagittarius, so, it's as good day to wear plaid."

3. Nowadays, we have 'Talk Like a Pirate Day,' but in the eighties, everyone observed 'Dress Like Herb Tarlek Day.'

4. ORA: So, Steve Martin was wrong.

5. "What's this about a giant tsunami about to wipe out the West Coast?"

Best of blue
"...and after the Indiana game, Bobby Knight gave me this jacket!"

Best of Oiao
Ron saying: "And I'm telling you. You will never find anything from IKEA in my office!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"..and then Gorby had the nerve to ask if I got my jacket on the ash-heap of history."

Best of Jack Reacher
"About the only thing left from Carter's administration is the Education Department. Well, and the suits, of course."

Best of GregMan
"Look, you're the chief of my Secret Service detail. I don't care how you do it, just GET THOSE KIDS OFF MY LAWN!"

Best of Oiao
Ron: "Well you can just tell that young punk Governor from Arkansas to go to hell!"

Best of Spin
Mr. President, we caught young Ron and some kid named Rahm dressed up in tutus again.


Best of JohnS1959
"Well now, suppose you were the leader of the Evil Empire, and you were trying to get an arms pact signed", said Mr. Reagan, "And you got kicked to the curb in front of the entire world by a guy wearing this jacket. How would that make you feel?"

Best of dadoctah
His facial deformities covered in thick makeup, The Joker infiltrates the front desk at Commissioner Gordon's office!

Best of Submariner
This practical joke will take a while to soak in to that wooden head, but I think I just convinced the new rube from Tennessee that the polar ice caps were melting because of fossil fuels...

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Sir, it's Ron Jr. He wants to be a ballet dancer. But the bad news is he's a Lib."

Vinney

blue said...

"...and after the Indiana game, Bobby Knight gave me this jacket!"

Oiao said...

Ron saying: "And I'm telling you. You will never find anything from IKEA in my office!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"yes, you are right, Nancy did let me dress myself - how did you know?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Looking at your suit and hair, Kid, I can almost believe it's 1958 again. Good times. Good times."

Jack Reacher said...

"..and then Gorby had the nerve to ask if I got my jacket on the ash-heap of history."

Jack Reacher said...

"About the only thing left from Carter's administration is the Education Department. Well, and the suits, of course."

GregMan said...

"You wouldn't believe who Nancy's astrologist said would get elected President in 2008."

GregMan said...

"Look, you're the chief of my Secret Service detail. I don't care how you do it, just GET THOSE KIDS OFF MY LAWN!"

Oiao said...

Ron: "Well you can just tell that young punk Governor from Arkansas to go to hell!"

Spin said...

Mr. President, we caught young Ron and some kid named Rahm dressed up in tutus again.


VW - throd, should never be spared.

JohnS1959 said...

"Well now, suppose you were the leader of the Evil Empire, and you were trying to get an arms pact signed", said Mr. Reagan, "And you got kicked to the curb in front of the entire world by a guy wearing this jacket. How would that make you feel?"

JohnS1959 said...

"Yes I know it is kind of loud", said the President, "But I have to wear something that draws attention away from Tip O'Neil's nose."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Wellll, yes, I am Irish, and this is blackwatch tartan. I was going to give it to Tip O'Neil as a practical joke, but I think it's very flattering in this light.

-OR-

My pal Dick "Trigger Finger" Cheney shot several Scottish tourists and couldn't get rid of the pelts and yada yada yada now I have me a nice fur jacket.

dadoctah said...

His facial deformities covered in thick makeup, The Joker infiltrates the front desk at Commissioner Gordon's office!

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

This practical joke will take a while to soak in to that wooden head, but I think I just convinced the new rube from Tennessee that the polar ice caps were melting because of fossil fuels...

Submariner said...

Tell Bonzo he can't have top billing in the sequel regardless of our respective popularity ratings...