Saturday, February 05, 2011
And now, something for the ladies...
1. So far the bidding is a full scholarship to Harvard and a new BMW from a Massachusetts congressman versus a vacation beach house if Army of Mom and Divine Miss M can get approval for the mortgage.
2. The straight A's from Mrs. LeTourneau's class suddenly make perfect sense.
3. "Hey, Kyle... some guy named Calvin Klein wants to name his yacht and a new line of cologne after you."
4. "Yes, I am Dick Cheney's secret love child! How did you know?"
5. Kyle's wrestling strategy never failed. He just got on top and thought of Katie Perry. Most opponents conceded instantly.
Beast of Submariner
...and I can smooth down my cowlick with my tongue, too!
Beast of Oiao
Kyle was really 'up' for his first male-female state mandated wrestling match.
Beast of Carpe Phlogiston
Between the inflatable dildo and a mouthguard with a winking 3rd eye, Harvey took "psyche out your opponent" to a whole new level.
Beast of Vinneh
Joey was known as the Python and it wasn't for his constriction hold. Nudge, nudge, know what I mean.
Beast of Dr. Doom
Suddenly Coach Johnson realized it was a bad idea to substitute Cialis for the teams' normal steroid regimen...