Saturday, February 05, 2011

And now, something for the ladies...



1. So far the bidding is a full scholarship to Harvard and a new BMW from a Massachusetts congressman versus a vacation beach house if Army of Mom and Divine Miss M can get approval for the mortgage.

2. The straight A's from Mrs. LeTourneau's class suddenly make perfect sense.

3. "Hey, Kyle... some guy named Calvin Klein wants to name his yacht and a new line of cologne after you."

4. "Yes, I am Dick Cheney's secret love child! How did you know?"

5. Kyle's wrestling strategy never failed. He just got on top and thought of Katie Perry. Most opponents conceded instantly.

Beast of Submariner
...and I can smooth down my cowlick with my tongue, too!

Beast of Oiao
Kyle was really 'up' for his first male-female state mandated wrestling match.

Beast of Carpe Phlogiston
Between the inflatable dildo and a mouthguard with a winking 3rd eye, Harvey took "psyche out your opponent" to a whole new level.

Beast of Vinneh
Joey was known as the Python and it wasn't for his constriction hold. Nudge, nudge, know what I mean.

Beast of Dr. Doom
Suddenly Coach Johnson realized it was a bad idea to substitute Cialis for the teams' normal steroid regimen...

22 comments:

blue said...

Mandatory "Show & Tell" replaces "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" at the Army recruiting station

Oiao said...

Even know as a blabbering idiot, Kyle had no problems getting dates in school.

Submariner said...

...and I can smooth down my cowlick with my tongue, too!

Submariner said...

Must be a Canadian; he's a hoser.

Submariner said...

Oh yeah? Well I can take you with one hand tied behind my back...

Submariner said...

No, coach; I wasn't playin with myself. Honest!

Submariner said...

But coach! You SAID it was Greek style wrastlin'...

Oiao said...

"Wrestling, not Sword Fighting!" - a yell from the opposing team.

or..

Overheard from the front row of the high school gym: "Psst.. Hey kid. You ever consider a career in the Hollywood Valley film industry?"

Oiao said...

Kyle was really 'up' for his first male-female state mandated wrestling match.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"You're getting colder"
Ricky just thought he had ants in his pants, but the Goa'uld was NOT amused. It was lost and becoming claustrophobic in the strange earthling fabric.

-or-

Garston might have gotten more dates with the nickname "Oil Can Spout" had he not actually used an oil can spout in lieu of socks.

-OR-

Between the inflatable dildo and a mouthguard with a winking 3rd eye, Harvey took "psyche out your opponent" to a whole new level.

Anonymous said...

Joey was known as the Python and it wasn't for his constriction hold. Nudge, nudge, know what I mean.

Vinney

A. Sullivan said...

I've had bigger...

K. Jennings, Safe School Czar said...

I've had younger...

Dr. Doom said...

Suddenly Coach Johnson realized it was a bad idea to substitute Cialis for the teams' normal steroid regimen...

Anonymous said...

Isn't this the start of "War of the Gargantuas" when they were smaller ?

sonicfrog said...

Billy discovers his super power is harder to control than he thought!

sonicfrog said...

Billy soon enough discovered why the genie laughed out loud when he made his wish!!!!

Dr. Doom said...

The PTA began meeting during the Wildcat's wrestling nights and attendance shot through the roof...

Anonymous said...

You never wanted to tell Joey to "Go screw himself." He just might do it.

Vinney

Submariner said...

♪Oh Lord it's hard to be humble...♫

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Dude! For the last time, I'm NOT CHINESE! Stop calling me Wang!"

blue said...

Kyle was not surprised when the coach said that he was a "top".