Saturday, February 12, 2011

The All ORA Caption Set


1. "And you can make that out to 'Vince Clortho, Keymaster of Goxer.'"

2. "Now, look at Tide-to-Go go to work on those tough blood and semen stains."

3. "You aren't the first psychotic fan to threaten to bury me in his crawlspace, but you are easily the most credible."

4.Ace: "Would you like to go on a picnic Mr, Brown? You Bring The Sandwiches, I'll Bring The Ether and Oversized Women's Shoes"

5. Ace: "Mr Brown, seeing you in that jersey Makes Me Want to Dress Up Like Jame Gumb And Put you In My Victim-Hole"
Dustin Brown: "I'm Calling The Police"
Ace: "There You Go With Those Mixed Signals Again"


Best of Double the U
After the autograph Steven Hanson checked Dustin Brown into the wall.

Best of Oiao
"And right here, where I am marking an X, is where you will attach a little black kid onto the back of my jersey."

Best of Matt the K
Top recruiter Zuul the GateKeeper signs up a fresh soul.

Best of prince of leaves
"Mmm, yesss, can you make it out to 'Sylar', please?" [tick tick tick tick tick tick tick...]

Best of dadoctah
I think its cute when professional athletes pretend they can write just like the higher primates.

Best of Dr. Doom
"You want me to sign what?" asked the hockey player incredulously, "Hey buddy I play for the Kings not the Kinks."

Best of Dr. Doom
"Hey Hoser", said Steve, "watch out for that May guy and his 'lip checks' in front of the goal."

Best of Submariner
So how did that "I want to be a Dentist" plan work for you after you left Santa's shop?

12 comments:

Double the U said...

After the autograph Steven Hanson checked Dustin Brown into the wall.

Oiao said...

"And right here, where I am marking an X, is where you will attach a little black kid onto the back of my jersey."

WV = bruin (ha!)

molson said...

So this is for your boyfriend right?

Matt the K said...

Top recruiter Zuul the GateKeeper signs up a fresh soul.

prince of leaves said...

"Mmm, yesss, can you make it out to 'Sylar', please?" [tick tick tick tick tick tick tick...]

dadoctah said...

I think its cute when professional athletes pretend they can write just like the higher primates.

Dr. Doom said...

"You want me to sign what?" asked the hockey player incredulously, "Hey buddy I play for the Kings not the Kinks."

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey Hoser", said Steve, "watch out for that May guy and his 'lip checks' in front of the goal."

Submariner said...

So; do you like gladiator movies, Kevin?

Submariner said...

No, I DON'T think it would be a good idea to make the "scarlet A's" for the assistant captain's...

Submariner said...

So how did that "I want to be a Dentist" plan work for you after you left Santa's shop?

Anonymous said...

"Hey, you're not a hockey player. You're Pete Rose! I want my money back"!

Vinney