Q. Why doesn't St. Paul have a professional football team?
A. Because then Minneapolis would want one!
1. The Knights who Say Ni cope with Global Warming.
2. The DVD release of Sarah Palin's Alaska contains deleted footage deemed Not Suitable for Basic Cable.
3. "I F-CKING LOVE COCAINE!"
4. MTV never again invited Al Gore to host Spring Break.
5. Horny and disappointed... this is either these guys, dub on Thursday, or Sonic Frog on Tuesday.
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Picture taken moments before the photographer was gored to death.
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Sure, the trip to the concession stand is fun for Vikings fans, but then you have to trudge back up to your seat...
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A! If de mom were a servin' de lutfisk, I'd also be a sleddin' away as fast as de snow would be allowin' ...
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There's a metaphor for Brett Favre's career in here somewhere...
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The scene just before a Viking Funeral
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$50 says 'Erik! hold my Krönleins!' was uttered just prior to snapping this picture...
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Ever since they made curling an olympic event, some of the events are just too outrageous.
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WORST. BLACK METAL. VIDEO. EVER
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Unfunded and poorly trained, the Greenland bobsled team never really had much of a chance, but they sure had fun competing.
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As Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest and Dummy soared over the cliff at 126MPH, they were heard blaming each other for spilling beer and chili on page 7 (Brakes and Steering) of the construction manual.
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"We've come here to re-establish the Danelaw." Socialists around the world felt tremendously empowered by Obama's surge to 52 % in the latest polls.
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From the people who brought you the 1.5-cupholder-per-passenger SUV: why shouldn't one vehicle have eight horns?
Picture taken moments before the photographer was gored to death.
Most men just take a cold shower; Minnesotans on the other hand...
When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty...
Sure, the trip to the concession stand is fun for Vikings fans, but then you have to trudge back up to your seat...
A! If de mom were a servin' de lutfisk, I'd also be a sleddin' away as fast as de snow would be allowin' ...
Big Horns, little penis. Just add velocity.
The winter Olympics in Norway will have slightly different rules.
Ow to speak Minnesotan - beer run...
There's a metaphor for Brett Favre's career in here somewhere...
This is why there are no Vi-queens...
When Sully steered, somehow, someway, the horn sleigh always seemed to crash with the driver getting gored in his lederhosen.
Metaphorically, this would be "a hot time in the old town" in St. Paul.
The scene just before a Viking Funeral
$50 says 'Erik! hold my Krönleins!' was uttered just prior to snapping this picture...
Rednecks say "Hey, y'all; watch this!"
Vikings say "Eric the Red was a pu$$y."
Extreme spending cuts in the wake of the country's economic collapse hit the Icelandic Marines' vehicle budget especially hard.
Ever since they made curling an olympic event, some of the events are just too outrageous.
Vinney
WORST. BLACK METAL. VIDEO. EVER
Unfunded and poorly trained, the Greenland bobsled team never really had much of a chance, but they sure had fun competing.
As Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest and Dummy soared over the cliff at 126MPH, they were heard blaming each other for spilling beer and chili on page 7 (Brakes and Steering) of the construction manual.
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Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes opted not to hire another expensive spokesman and instead just outsourced prize deliveries to cheap Canadian day labor.
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Economic Metaphor #18
Accurate depiction of Greenspan, Bernanke, Geithner and someone from Goldman Sucks to be identified later at the coroner's inquest as they exercise prudent due diligence in manipulating global markets.
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FACT: Scientists in poor countries calibrate Doppler Shift equipment using a steep hill and screams.
How to speak Norwegian: "Olympic Bobsled Team"
They so horny
Enjoy it while it lasts, Britons. Within ten years, snow like this will never be seen again.
Well, at least now we know why Palin's Alaska: Season II got the axe.
"We've come here to re-establish the Danelaw." Socialists around the world felt tremendously empowered by Obama's surge to 52 % in the latest polls.
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