Friday, January 21, 2011

What's in your toboggan?

Brender

Q. Why doesn't St. Paul have a professional football team?
A. Because then Minneapolis would want one!


1. The Knights who Say Ni cope with Global Warming.

2. The DVD release of Sarah Palin's Alaska contains deleted footage deemed Not Suitable for Basic Cable.

3. "I F-CKING LOVE COCAINE!"

4. MTV never again invited Al Gore to host Spring Break.

5. Horny and disappointed... this is either these guys, dub on Thursday, or Sonic Frog on Tuesday.

Best of Oiao
Picture taken moments before the photographer was gored to death.

Best of Submariner
Sure, the trip to the concession stand is fun for Vikings fans, but then you have to trudge back up to your seat...

Best of Adriane
A! If de mom were a servin' de lutfisk, I'd also be a sleddin' away as fast as de snow would be allowin' ...

Best of Dactyl
There's a metaphor for Brett Favre's career in here somewhere...

Best of Passionate Conservative
The scene just before a Viking Funeral

Best of Adriane
$50 says 'Erik! hold my Krönleins!' was uttered just prior to snapping this picture...

Best of Vinney
Ever since they made curling an olympic event, some of the events are just too outrageous.

Best of metalgarth
WORST. BLACK METAL. VIDEO. EVER

Best of Submariner
Unfunded and poorly trained, the Greenland bobsled team never really had much of a chance, but they sure had fun competing.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
As Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest and Dummy soared over the cliff at 126MPH, they were heard blaming each other for spilling beer and chili on page 7 (Brakes and Steering) of the construction manual.

Best of mega
"We've come here to re-establish the Danelaw." Socialists around the world felt tremendously empowered by Obama's surge to 52 % in the latest polls.

26 comments:

dadoctah said...

From the people who brought you the 1.5-cupholder-per-passenger SUV: why shouldn't one vehicle have eight horns?

Oiao said...

Picture taken moments before the photographer was gored to death.

Submariner said...

Most men just take a cold shower; Minnesotans on the other hand...

Submariner said...

When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty...

Submariner said...

Sure, the trip to the concession stand is fun for Vikings fans, but then you have to trudge back up to your seat...

Adriane said...

A! If de mom were a servin' de lutfisk, I'd also be a sleddin' away as fast as de snow would be allowin' ...

Oiao said...

Big Horns, little penis. Just add velocity.

Whacko said...

The winter Olympics in Norway will have slightly different rules.

JohnS1959 said...

Ow to speak Minnesotan - beer run...

Dactyl said...

There's a metaphor for Brett Favre's career in here somewhere...

Dr. Doom said...

This is why there are no Vi-queens...

Submariner said...

When Sully steered, somehow, someway, the horn sleigh always seemed to crash with the driver getting gored in his lederhosen.

Submariner said...

Metaphorically, this would be "a hot time in the old town" in St. Paul.

Passionate Conservative said...

The scene just before a Viking Funeral

Adriane said...

$50 says 'Erik! hold my Krönleins!' was uttered just prior to snapping this picture...

Submariner said...

Rednecks say "Hey, y'all; watch this!"
Vikings say "Eric the Red was a pu$$y."

prince of leaves said...

Extreme spending cuts in the wake of the country's economic collapse hit the Icelandic Marines' vehicle budget especially hard.

Anonymous said...

Ever since they made curling an olympic event, some of the events are just too outrageous.

Vinney

metalgarth said...

WORST. BLACK METAL. VIDEO. EVER

Submariner said...

Unfunded and poorly trained, the Greenland bobsled team never really had much of a chance, but they sure had fun competing.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest and Dummy soared over the cliff at 126MPH, they were heard blaming each other for spilling beer and chili on page 7 (Brakes and Steering) of the construction manual.

-OR-

Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes opted not to hire another expensive spokesman and instead just outsourced prize deliveries to cheap Canadian day labor.

-OR-

Economic Metaphor #18
Accurate depiction of Greenspan, Bernanke, Geithner and someone from Goldman Sucks to be identified later at the coroner's inquest as they exercise prudent due diligence in manipulating global markets.

-OR-

FACT: Scientists in poor countries calibrate Doppler Shift equipment using a steep hill and screams.

metalgarth said...

How to speak Norwegian: "Olympic Bobsled Team"

Mr Hankey said...

They so horny

mega said...

Enjoy it while it lasts, Britons. Within ten years, snow like this will never be seen again.

mega said...

Well, at least now we know why Palin's Alaska: Season II got the axe.

mega said...

"We've come here to re-establish the Danelaw." Socialists around the world felt tremendously empowered by Obama's surge to 52 % in the latest polls.