1. Worst L'oreal Face Rejuvenation Cream commercial ever. (btw, this is the After photo... you do not want to see the Before)
2. In protest of blackface actors, geographically-challenged Leroy Vintoobah portrays George Washington crossing the Delaware River while singing "Carry Me Back to Old Virginny" to the liberal crowd at Wolf Trap Theater.
3. Once again, Burton ruins it for all the other crackheads by snorting the whole bag.
4. Chef-in-training Tyronne Putz learns not to test for doneness by sticking his finger in a Pillsbury popover.
5. Fans of Rush Limbaugh were shocked when his pancake makeup began to fall off under the hot studio lights.
Best of Oiao
"I F-CKING LOVE COCAINE!"
Just had to!
Best of David
"Where da cosmetically-white women at?"
Best of prince of leaves
Captured on film: the exact moment when Barbra Streisand's makeup assistant decided to give up and turn in his gunnite sprayer for good.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"I'll kill and eat the first sumbitch that calls me a chalk-faced whore!"
Best of Mr Hankey
Kenya's The Bachelorette is disqualified after eating suitors.
Best of mega
Bob blew his last $4,000 on tooth bleaching, and felt great about the results.
Best of Army of Dad
I love the smell of volcano in the morning.
Best of Matt the K
Denzel Washington is Commandant " Ilsa in Ilsa the She-Wolf VII: Chalk Face Whores oh the Congo"