1. Worst L'oreal Face Rejuvenation Cream commercial ever. (btw, this is the After photo... you do not want to see the Before)
2. In protest of blackface actors, geographically-challenged Leroy Vintoobah portrays George Washington crossing the Delaware River while singing "Carry Me Back to Old Virginny" to the liberal crowd at Wolf Trap Theater.
3. Once again, Burton ruins it for all the other crackheads by snorting the whole bag.
4. Chef-in-training Tyronne Putz learns not to test for doneness by sticking his finger in a Pillsbury popover.
5. Fans of Rush Limbaugh were shocked when his pancake makeup began to fall off under the hot studio lights.
Best of Oiao
"I F-CKING LOVE COCAINE!"
Just had to!
Best of David
"Where da cosmetically-white women at?"
Best of prince of leaves
Captured on film: the exact moment when Barbra Streisand's makeup assistant decided to give up and turn in his gunnite sprayer for good.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"I'll kill and eat the first sumbitch that calls me a chalk-faced whore!"
Best of Mr Hankey
Kenya's The Bachelorette is disqualified after eating suitors.
Best of mega
Bob blew his last $4,000 on tooth bleaching, and felt great about the results.
Best of Army of Dad
I love the smell of volcano in the morning.
Best of Matt the K
Denzel Washington is Commandant " Ilsa in Ilsa the She-Wolf VII: Chalk Face Whores oh the Congo"
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"I F-CKING LOVE COCAINE!"
Just had to!
"Where da cosmetically-white women at?"
His skin eventually healed, but Cyrus would never shake the resulting phobia of blueberry waffles.
Captured on film: the exact moment when Barbra Streisand's makeup assistant decided to give up and turn in his gunnite sprayer for good.
The keeper of the President's birth certificate.
N-thu muttered, "Dang, that Hillary is one ugly bitch."
Obama said tersely to M'chel: "You couldn't have shown me the pic of your mom BEFORE we got married?"
Makes you sort of miss the days when Gibbs was the one doing the pressers.
"I needs ObamaCare!"
"I'll kill the first sumbitch that calls me a chalk-faced whore!"
Just went down on M'chelle huh?
Reginald exclaimed, "But the truth is, Penelope darling, I don't know how long I was standing out in the Sun! They did take after take, black latex suit, no black latex suit, coming out of the surf, down on her knees ... I ... I ... I don't know what came over me...
What? Walk away?
Well, I uh, actually couldn't walk, dear, that's what I'm trying to tell you ..."
What if Monica never washed her face?
Kenya's The Bachelorette is disqualified after eating suitors.
18 discrimination lawsuits later, meet the new Face of match.com
"Psoriasis. Yep, it might be covered. Was your original skin color black or white?" HHS applied the principles of social justice rigorously in determining who was covered and who wasn't.
Bob blew his last $4,000 on tooth bleaching, and felt great about the results.
I love the smell of volcano in the morning.
At times like this Dusty really hated his parents.
Max factor, always at the cutting edge of diversity make-up trends...
So that's what it looks like when someone finally gets their head out of the sand...
Denzel Washington is Commandant " Ilsa in Ilsa the She-Wolf VII: Chalk Face Whores oh the Congo"
"Ge-SUUUUND-heit!"
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