Saturday, January 29, 2011
Saturday's Theme Is Basketball
1. "And if you miss this layup, I swear I'll break both your arms. Ask Tommy if you think I'm sh-tting you."
2. "Coach Sullivan, if you ask me if I need help spanking the monkey again, I'm calling Child Protective Services."
3. "Look, coach, I'm sorry I screwed up your point shaving scheme... but did you have to send the Russian Mob to break my arms?"
4. "32... 33, whatever it takes."
5. "Coach, just saying, maybe if you stopped showing us your Quonset hut designs and taught us some actual plays, we might actually win some games."
Best of Artfldgr
What? What did i just hear? Did "Simba the penis" talk to me?
Best of blue
"Look dude, if you don't stop wanking off in the shower, we'll break more than your wrists!"
Best of Rodney Dill
"34.... 34.... 34.... 34.... Bueller....Bueller...."
Best of prince of leaves
The casts made Jimmy useless on the court, but at least he would pass his boater's safety class with no problems.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Awright men, V the K's chosen Basketball as this Saturday's theme. We're up against ghey Tuesdays and girlie Thursdays so if you can't show me some really sick intercourse dribbling, hit the showers now!
Best of Submariner
Coach Twain got double duty by color-coding Billy's casts to teach him Mississippi River buoy navigation along with court management.
Best of dub
Seriously kids, dont any of you know at least ONE black guy??