Monday, January 17, 2011

Rollin'... Rollin'... Rollin' on Rivuh...

Al (and the link is sorta worth clicking on.)



1. Second or third airhead to be featured on Cap This today.

2. Biting into a Dove dark chocolate produces a totally different sensation than a York Peppermint patty.

3. Despite the valiant efforts of rescue teams, all 280 passengers on Pan-African Flight 900 were lost, partly due to the airline's funky but inadequate flotation devices.

4. "I'll rescue you, Mrs. Obama!" The mistake was understandable, really.

5. Movie Trivia: Diahann Carroll had an uncredited cameo in the Poseidon Adventure.

Best of Adriane
Mrs. Boobiworth sold a completely different syrup than Mrs. Butterworth, IYKWIMAITYD ...

Best of metalgarth
Aquaman sure has some "splaining" to do.

Best of Submariner
Ho.Ly.CRAP!
Look how wet that guy is making her!

Best of prince of leaves
That funny Taiwanese news animation has really outstripped Pixar in realism, but I just don't get what they're trying to say with this take on the opening scene of "Jaws".

Best of Jack Reacher
I see Jocelyn Elders has been teaching Red Cross courses again.

Best of prince of leaves
Larisa Smith undergoes extensive training to become United Airline's first black female autopilot.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Last ditch effort to stem AIDS in Africa... forget the condoms, give the morons inflatable virgin dolls.

Best of Rodney Dill
Australian for Down Under

Best of Dr. Doom
Eventually the angry mob of gun and religion clinging mid-westerners decided to drown the President in effigy...

Best of blue
Even after throwing Michele overboard, Obama's popularity continued to decline

Best of DaveP.
As a metaphor for Barack Obama's economic policy, this works on several levels.

Best of Vinney
Adult swim takes on new meaning at the neighborhood pool.


31 comments:

Adriane said...

Mrs. Boobiworth sold a completely different syrup than Mrs. Butterworth, IYKWIMAITYD ...

metalgarth said...

If you know what "rate pornagraphy" this is, you are the sickest intercourse of them all

metalgarth said...

Aquaman sure has some "splaining" to do.

Submariner said...

Granny Nan quipped; "I'd hit that..."

Submariner said...

Andrew Sullivan thought he would too until he realized it wasn't Little Richard...

Submariner said...

Ho.Ly.CRAP!
Look how wet that guy is making her!

prince of leaves said...

That funny Taiwanese news animation has really outstripped Pixar in realism, but I just don't get what they're trying to say with this take on the opening scene of "Jaws".

prince of leaves said...

When the trout near Chernobyl evolved sentience and a hunger for fresh meat, the fishers became the fished.

prince of leaves said...

Rick saved the drowning woman, only to have her explode in his arms while giving her CPR on the beach.

Jack Reacher said...

Not even Hurricane Katrina could keep Dawn away from the New Orleans Old Navy store.

Jack Reacher said...

I see Jocelyn Elders has been teaching Red Cross courses again.

prince of leaves said...

Larisa Smith undergoes extensive training to become United Airline's first black female autopilot.

Oiao said...

Some guys will do anything for a date!

or...

Bobbing for Obama; Michelle that is.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

AP Newswire: ACORN members spotted smuggling new voters into Detroit. Tonight on FOX!

-OR-

To make good their escape, Somali pirates often toss their women overboard into shark infested waters. Petty Officer Pulver sputters, "Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me!"

-OR-

Dub won't like this at all. Squeeze her anywhere and a bulge forms someplace else.

-OR-

Last ditch effort to stem AIDS in Africa... forget the condoms, give the morons inflatable virgin dolls.

-OR-

The ACLU demanded equal opportunity testing at the White Water Rescue Academy without realizing how hard it is to find black volunteers who can swim.

Rodney Dill said...

Australian for Down Under

Rodney Dill said...

Sydney or the Bush

Matt the K said...

And then Spock awoke. "Damn!" he thought, "Ears are still pointy and Uhuru's in her own quarters."

JohnS1959 said...

I'm not sure what is going on here but I am sure that the media will blame it on George Bush...

Mr Hankey said...

"Toy Story 4" takes Andy and his new toys on a whole new type of adventure!

Dr. Doom said...

Eventually the angry mob of gun and religion clinging mid-westerners decided to drown the President in effigy...

blue said...

Even after throwing Michele overboard, Obama's popularity continued to decline

dub said...

Biggest.Queef.Ever.

molson said...

In case of a water landing, you can use your stewardess as a floatation device.

DaveP. said...

As a metaphor for Barack Obama's economic policy, this works on several levels.

Anonymous said...

Adult swim takes on new meaning at the neighborhood pool.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Otto the Autopilot gets jungle fever.

Vinney

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:

Don Imus refused to comment.

Developing...

Submariner said...

Mick Dundee almost made it to the Abo Shiela.

Almost.

Submariner said...

Can somebody please explain to me just what in the hell Spike Lee is going for in this one?

Submariner said...

I think it's official;
Tyler Perry has jumped the great white...

Submariner said...

Faced with Sophie's choice, Aquaman pulled the man in the life jacket under and took him back to his pad for chai latte's and small talk...