Sunday, January 16, 2011

Pretty Death Thing

Guesties: N.O'Really

1. In Korea, "For the children" means something entirely different.

2. I don't see a choking hazard warning.

3. Asian culture takes stuff literally - thus misunderstanding the whole Suicide Girls thing entirely.

4. Emo girls find that cutting requires too much clean up.

5. Not you father's pearl necklace

Best of blue
Kids!!! You can help make ObamaCare a success!!! Includes instructions on how to sneak up on Granny!! Death Certificate not included.

Best of Whacko
Just one of the many accessories for "Suicide Barbie."

Best of Passionate Conservative
Remember the old Kung Fu show with David Carradine? This was one of the accessories for his action figure.

Best of Adriane
Folks, for the last time, Jared Loughner did NOT listen to the evening noose...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Officials in Arizona say that so far, Jared's mail has included 410,780 of these, none of which fit around his fat head. They suggest well-wishers send the XL size.

Best of Matt the K
'Kung Fu' Lunch Box and 'KidzBop INXS'sold separately.

Best of dub
This toy is dangerous....do you know what the lead content is???

Best of jj
Spare 'tie' in the dressing room for guests appearing on MSNBC.

Best of Matt the K
Oddly, Strange Fruit' is both a song about lynching and apt description for the type of guy who'd buy this.

Best of Mr Hankey
Korean kids have their own toys for celebrating MLK Day!!

Best of Dr. Doom
The new Move-On.org press kit has been distributed to the media. Outlets are encouraged to place file photos of Sarah Palin, George Bush, John Boehner, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Glenn Beck inside the frame in lieu of using crosshairs...

25 comments:

blue said...

Kids!!! You can help make ObamaCare a success!!! Includes instructions on how to sneak up on Granny!! Death Certificate not included.

Whacko said...

Just one of the many accessories for "Suicide Barbie."

Jack Reacher said...

Sully's search for "effeminate auto-eroticism" was, in some ways, a success.

Jack Reacher said...

This must be that softer rhetoric I've been hearing so much about lately.

prince of leaves said...

The advisors just sighed and chalked up Willow's latest inappropriate Junior Achievement project to the climate of hatred and violence pervading the Palin household.

Rodney Dill said...

It's good to see we can reclaim some of the recalled venetian blind cords.

Passionate Conservative said...

Remember the old Kung Fu show with David Carradine? This was one of the accessories for his action figure.

Passionate Conservative said...

For the man who wants to be well hung.

Adriane said...

Folks, for the last time, Jared Loughner did NOT listen to the evening noose...

Anonymous said...

The Disney Princess Collection Presents.....
....It will do to your body what
we've done to your soul.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

WARNING: Inappropriate for anyone OVER the age of 18. Great gag gift for that special corrupt legislator, activist judge, ex-spouse, union scab, rotten boss, competing gang leader, teacher with the red pen, etc.

-OR-

Officials in Arizona say that so far, Jared's mail has included 410,780 of these, none of which fit around his fat head. They suggest well-wishers send the XL size.

-OR-

This was only taken off the market after the ACLU sued the manufacturer... for discriminating against dumb kids. Seems the package didn't come with step-by-step pictures or multilingual instructions.

-OR-

Manufacturer's defense of ACLU lawsuit - "So easy, a caveman could do it."

Anonymous said...

Even this requires batteries.

Vinney

Matt the K said...

'Kung Fu' Lunch Box and 'KidzBop INXS'sold separately.

dub said...

This toy is dangerous....do you know what the lead content is???

dub said...

'Ow to speak Thurzday Babe... "We're gonna need a bigger rope"

jj said...

Spare 'tie' in the dressing room for guests appearing on MSNBC.

Submariner said...

Well what do you know about that? I didn't realize R. Lee Ermey even LIKED pink...

Submariner said...

Actually, I believe this is an accessory for "Emasculated Ken."

Submariner said...

Odds are 3:5 that AoD has this outfit, only in olive drab.

Matt the K said...

Oddly, Strange Fruit' is both a song about lynching and apt description for the type of guy who'd buy this.

Mr Hankey said...

Korean kids have their own toys for celebrating MLK Day!!

Dr. Doom said...

The new Move-On.org press kit has been distributed to the media. Outlets are encouraged to place file photos of Sarah Palin, George Bush, John Boehner, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Glenn Beck inside the frame in lieu of using crosshairs...

molson said...

Makes a nice accessory for My Bulimic Pony which is sold separately.

Anonymous said...

Asian Cock Ring = FAIL

Anonymous said...

What do you expect from the land that gave us hari-kari?

Vinney