1. In Korea, "For the children" means something entirely different.
2. I don't see a choking hazard warning.
3. Asian culture takes stuff literally - thus misunderstanding the whole Suicide Girls thing entirely.
4. Emo girls find that cutting requires too much clean up.
5. Not you father's pearl necklace
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Kids!!! You can help make ObamaCare a success!!! Includes instructions on how to sneak up on Granny!! Death Certificate not included.
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Just one of the many accessories for "Suicide Barbie."
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Remember the old Kung Fu show with David Carradine? This was one of the accessories for his action figure.
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Folks, for the last time, Jared Loughner did NOT listen to the evening noose...
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Officials in Arizona say that so far, Jared's mail has included 410,780 of these, none of which fit around his fat head. They suggest well-wishers send the XL size.
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'Kung Fu' Lunch Box and 'KidzBop INXS'sold separately.
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This toy is dangerous....do you know what the lead content is???
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Spare 'tie' in the dressing room for guests appearing on MSNBC.
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Oddly, Strange Fruit' is both a song about lynching and apt description for the type of guy who'd buy this.
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Korean kids have their own toys for celebrating MLK Day!!
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The new Move-On.org press kit has been distributed to the media. Outlets are encouraged to place file photos of Sarah Palin, George Bush, John Boehner, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Glenn Beck inside the frame in lieu of using crosshairs...
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Kids!!! You can help make ObamaCare a success!!! Includes instructions on how to sneak up on Granny!! Death Certificate not included.
Just one of the many accessories for "Suicide Barbie."
Sully's search for "effeminate auto-eroticism" was, in some ways, a success.
This must be that softer rhetoric I've been hearing so much about lately.
The advisors just sighed and chalked up Willow's latest inappropriate Junior Achievement project to the climate of hatred and violence pervading the Palin household.
It's good to see we can reclaim some of the recalled venetian blind cords.
Remember the old Kung Fu show with David Carradine? This was one of the accessories for his action figure.
For the man who wants to be well hung.
Folks, for the last time, Jared Loughner did NOT listen to the evening noose...
The Disney Princess Collection Presents.....
....It will do to your body what
we've done to your soul.
WARNING: Inappropriate for anyone OVER the age of 18. Great gag gift for that special corrupt legislator, activist judge, ex-spouse, union scab, rotten boss, competing gang leader, teacher with the red pen, etc.
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Officials in Arizona say that so far, Jared's mail has included 410,780 of these, none of which fit around his fat head. They suggest well-wishers send the XL size.
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This was only taken off the market after the ACLU sued the manufacturer... for discriminating against dumb kids. Seems the package didn't come with step-by-step pictures or multilingual instructions.
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Manufacturer's defense of ACLU lawsuit - "So easy, a caveman could do it."
Even this requires batteries.
Vinney
'Kung Fu' Lunch Box and 'KidzBop INXS'sold separately.
This toy is dangerous....do you know what the lead content is???
'Ow to speak Thurzday Babe... "We're gonna need a bigger rope"
Spare 'tie' in the dressing room for guests appearing on MSNBC.
Well what do you know about that? I didn't realize R. Lee Ermey even LIKED pink...
Actually, I believe this is an accessory for "Emasculated Ken."
Odds are 3:5 that AoD has this outfit, only in olive drab.
Oddly, Strange Fruit' is both a song about lynching and apt description for the type of guy who'd buy this.
Korean kids have their own toys for celebrating MLK Day!!
The new Move-On.org press kit has been distributed to the media. Outlets are encouraged to place file photos of Sarah Palin, George Bush, John Boehner, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Glenn Beck inside the frame in lieu of using crosshairs...
Makes a nice accessory for My Bulimic Pony which is sold separately.
Asian Cock Ring = FAIL
What do you expect from the land that gave us hari-kari?
Vinney
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