1. "Look! Used, it's only $4.99 and the President of Egypt should just love this."
2. "Look, maybe it's the Frank Marshall Davis in me, but I just don't get why Qui Gonn didn't brutally sodomize Anakin when he became his 'master.'"
3. About six weeks into his term, Bammy started referring to the women of the Press Corps as his 'Fly Girls.' None of them have objected.
4. Bored with tedious economic and foreign policy issues, Bammy gathers research for his epic work of fan-fic about Jar-Jar Binks being elected President of the Empire.
5. "The, um, 'Stuff White People Like' website said y'all are into this. I'm, um, trying to meet you half way, you stupid crackers!"
Best of blue
"I hope they take cash, it's so hard to get a credit card without a valid ID"
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Are there picture of white women in here?"
Best of Rodney Dill
"My God... Palin was a contributing editor... how will I ever keep up with that woman.:
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Hi, I found this in the Lincoln bedroom wrapped in a Mission Accomplished banner. Can I exchange it for copy of Mein Kampf and a Best of Ella Fitzgerald CD?
Best of dub
You know M'chelle has gotten too fat lately when Barry decides to masturbate to Jabba the Hut instead.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Oh good", thought the President, "I just can't get enough of that C3P0 - he really knows how to communicate properly with foreign dignitaries!"
Best of dadoctah
"Anyone who ever said 'you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy' never had to address a joint session of Congress."
Best of jj
Blonde thought bubble, "Wait'll he finds out Costanza had that book in the bathroom".
Best of Jack Reacher
"Time magazine has compared me to Reagan, so I guess I'd better read up on this stuff."