Wednesday, January 12, 2011

NYC, Earlier This Morning


1. "Hurry Up, or will miss Al Gore's Opening Remarks at the Global Warming Summit."

2. Scientists attributed the latest East Coast storm to Sarah Palin putting little snowflake symbols on a weather map.

3. Leo, Clyde, and Dirk suddenly realize why that "whitewater rafting" trip was such a bargain in January.

4. The "Expedition to Hillary's Crotch" find conditions far more frigid than they had anticipated.

5. Ah, April in Minnesota.

Best of Vinney
In Buffalo this is considered flurries.

Best of jj
Mayor Bloomberg is taken on a tour of the city by two Department of Transportation Supervisors, "See Mr. Mayor, the f*!@#%G streets are plowed"!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
You just had to eat two peppermint patties at the same time.
Oh, STFU and pull!

Best of Mr. Hankey
MSNBC Presents: "Republican Climate Policy"

Best of Dr. Doom
New York tax collectors (ever the persistent ones) are seen here approaching the former residence of Rush Limbaugh only to discover he is long gone to sunnier and less oppressive climes...

Best of prince of leaves
After a day and a half trapped in their hip apartments, panicked Manhattanites turn to cannibalizing the homeless to survive.

Best of prince of leaves
ORA - Guy on left: "I'm glad we're finally rid of those giant albino penguins, aren't you, Danforth?"

25 comments:

Double the U said...

NY is paralyzed, the residence are trapped and nothing can get done in the city? Does this mean I wont have to hear about the freaking Yankees this spring?

Anonymous said...

In Buffalo this is considered flurries.

Vinney

jj said...

Mayor Bloomberg is taken on a tour of the city by two Department of Transportation Supervisors, "See Mr. Mayor, the f*!@#%G streets are plowed"!

blue said...

Charlton Heston: "Damn, I'd rather have the apes than the snow!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You just had to eat two peppermint patties at the same time.
Oh, STFU and pull!

-OR-

"Two to four inches" my ass!

-OR-

C'mon, fess up, you finally got lucky with Betty Jenkins, right?
How'd you guess?
Well, she told everyone you wouldn't until hell froze over.

Mr. Hankey said...

The results of a butterfly flapping it's wings in Africa

Mr. Hankey said...

"Berkeley 2020"...or as we Texans like to call it "Hell Frozen Over"

Mr. Hankey said...

MSNBC Presents: "Republican Climate Policy"

Dr. Doom said...

New York tax collectors (ever the persistent ones) are seen here approaching the former residence of Rush Limbaugh only to discover he is long gone to sunnier and less oppressive climes...

Anonymous said...

Carbon Credits, Carbon Credits....
My Kingdom for some Carbon Credits!

Anonymous said...

They say Hell is suffering from
Global Cooling. Al Gore's on his way there now.

prince of leaves said...

After a day and a half trapped in their hip apartments, panicked Manhattanites turn to cannibalizing the homeless to survive.

prince of leaves said...

ORA - Guy on left: "I'm glad we're finally rid of those giant albino penguins, aren't you, Danforth?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"All right, Seth, this is the absolute last time we pull you up here. It's my turn down the slopes next time, and then Rennie here gets his turn, too!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This is getting to be a real drag, Sam.

-OR-

No,I don't want you to do your Al Gore impression again! It's just not funny anymore.

-OR-

Josh, we're the last two humans on the planet. Why are you worrying about the damned April 15th tax deadline?

-OR-

First Come, First Served, No Waiting!
True to their word, the Republican Healthcare plan cost far less then Obamalama's - using the insurance industry's methodology, they consolidated all medical facilities in one location... the South Pole.

Jack Reacher said...

"They said if I voted for McCain we'd have catastrophic climate change, and they were right!"

JohnS1959 said...

New York snow plow operators meet the challenge head on and carry out the orders of their union bosses to the letter...

JohnS1959 said...

The latest report from the University of East Anglia Climate Research Unit labels this picture as Tourists Enjoying Cancun...

Adriane said...

Oh yes, flashback to those heady, disco days when the snow from Studio 54 really did bury Manhattan ...

molson said...

Sh!t I don't think Al's gonna answer.

Jack Reacher said...

"Mayor Bloomberg, let us use salt on the streets. At least it won't be going on people's food."

Anonymous said...

Damned Global Warming!

Mr. Hankey said...

Dammit Julie...I told you we should have bought a Prius!!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Olympic Siberian Bobsledding - not as easy as you think. There's no help getting to the top, no breaking mechanism on the sled, and the half mile deep crevasse at the bottom gives "finish line" a whole new meaning.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

typo correction
Olympic Siberian Bobsledding - not as easy as you think. There's no help getting to the top, no brake mechanism on the sled, and the half-mile deep crevasse at the bottom gives "finish line" a whole new meaning.