Bad Grup! Bonk Bonk! On the Head!
Instantly Promoted Best of Kaptain Krude
The collective thought bubble of at least 50 million Americans: "Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please!"
Update:
Best of prince of leaves
Boehner thoughtbubble: "Prattling on for a half-hour, and now jazz-hands? Must...not...bludgeon..."
Best of prince of leaves
"I'll blow a trillion dollars,
Whenever you holler, my Obammy!"
Best of dub
Oh fine...if it will stop your incessant crying.... JAZZ HANDS!!!
Happy now you big pansy?
Best of Steve O
Th- th- th- that's all folks!
Best of Jack Reacher
"I'm melting, melting! Oh, what a world!"
Best of divine miss m
"What are you people, uptight or something? Come on, sing with me, 'He's got the whole...world...in his hands...'"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
By a vote of 239 to 4 with about 190 abstaining, there will be NO bleeping encores, Madam.
Best of Rodney Dill
Boehner? I don't even know her.
Best of JohnS1959
As the challenged party, Mr. Boehner selected ornate wooden mallets for the duel...
Best of Wesley M.
"I once had a majority THIIIIIIISSSSSS big!"
Best of Steve O
There's got to be some sort of a big wood, boner, Pelosi joke in here SOMEplace.
29 comments:
Boehner thoughtbubble: "Prattling on for a half-hour, and now jazz-hands? Must...not...bludgeon..."
John!!!!! Nancy's head is empty! Hit her in the bread basket!!!!!
WV: bringthe .... Change, Democratic Ass Whooping.... Sanity in Congress..... ?? It's a message I tell ya!
"I'll blow a trillion dollars,
Whenever you holler, my Obammy!"
Oh fine...if it will stop your incessant crying.... JAZZ HANDS!!!
Happy now you big pansy?
Th- th- th- that's all folks!
Next, on a very special Investigation Discovery, "Death In The Capitol..."
Speaker Boehner, is it true your favorite game is Whack A Mole?
"I'm melting, melting! Oh, what a world!"
A picture taken at the exact moment when Mr. Boehner decided where to stick the gavel...
"What are you people, uptight or something? Come on, sing with me, 'He's got the whole...world...in his hands...'"
"I'm beggin' ya, just let me keep the plane"
The collective thought bubble of at least 50 million Americans: "Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please!"
Boehner's Thawtbubble: WHACK.A.MOLE!!!!
-OR-
She could have brought the, um, HOUSE down if she'd done that in blackface: MAMMMMMY
-OR-
By a vote of 239 to 4 with about 190 abstaining, there will be NO bleeping encores, Madam.
Whack-a-Pol-
Nancy: "Miss me yet?"
John: "Haven't taken a swing yet."
Boehner? I don't even know her.
Nancy: "No it's Boehner, why do you keep calling him Maxwell Edison?"
Mjollnir? I don't even know her.
"Croquette anyone?", called the Speaker.
As the challenged party, Mr. Boehner selected ornate wooden mallets for the duel...
Boehner's thought bubble, "I hope mine is bigger than hers"....
"I once had a majority THIIIIIIISSSSSS big!"
"He's right behind me, isn't he?"
"The sun'll come out tomorrow...oh. That's right. We lost. Never mind."
Kukla and Fran are in place, but where's that damn sea serpent?
I'm sorry, but when you take the stars out of an American flag backdrop, it just looks like you're at the circus.
"..screw you guys, I'm going home"
The Captain & Tennille comeback tour was a complete failure
Desperate to remain on the dais just a little longer, Nancy pulls out her "invisible wall" mime routine. It doesn't work.
"Okay, John, whatever you say. You're the Mighty Thor."
There's got to be some sort of a big wood, boner, Pelosi joke in here SOMEplace.
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