Wednesday, January 05, 2011

No Caption Just...

Bad Grup! Bonk Bonk! On the Head!



Instantly Promoted Best of Kaptain Krude
The collective thought bubble of at least 50 million Americans: "Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please!"

Update:



Best of prince of leaves
Boehner thoughtbubble: "Prattling on for a half-hour, and now jazz-hands? Must...not...bludgeon..."

Best of prince of leaves
"I'll blow a trillion dollars,
Whenever you holler, my Obammy!"

Best of dub
Oh fine...if it will stop your incessant crying.... JAZZ HANDS!!!
Happy now you big pansy?

Best of Steve O
Th- th- th- that's all folks!

Best of Jack Reacher
"I'm melting, melting! Oh, what a world!"

Best of divine miss m
"What are you people, uptight or something? Come on, sing with me, 'He's got the whole...world...in his hands...'"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
By a vote of 239 to 4 with about 190 abstaining, there will be NO bleeping encores, Madam.

Best of Rodney Dill
Boehner? I don't even know her.

Best of JohnS1959
As the challenged party, Mr. Boehner selected ornate wooden mallets for the duel...

Best of Wesley M.
"I once had a majority THIIIIIIISSSSSS big!"

Best of Steve O
There's got to be some sort of a big wood, boner, Pelosi joke in here SOMEplace.

29 comments:

prince of leaves said...

Boehner thoughtbubble: "Prattling on for a half-hour, and now jazz-hands? Must...not...bludgeon..."

Oiao said...

John!!!!! Nancy's head is empty! Hit her in the bread basket!!!!!

WV: bringthe .... Change, Democratic Ass Whooping.... Sanity in Congress..... ?? It's a message I tell ya!

prince of leaves said...

"I'll blow a trillion dollars,
Whenever you holler, my Obammy!"

dub said...

Oh fine...if it will stop your incessant crying.... JAZZ HANDS!!!

Happy now you big pansy?

Steve O said...

Th- th- th- that's all folks!

Jack Reacher said...

Next, on a very special Investigation Discovery, "Death In The Capitol..."

Jack Reacher said...

Speaker Boehner, is it true your favorite game is Whack A Mole?

Jack Reacher said...

"I'm melting, melting! Oh, what a world!"

Dr. Doom said...

A picture taken at the exact moment when Mr. Boehner decided where to stick the gavel...

divine miss m said...

"What are you people, uptight or something? Come on, sing with me, 'He's got the whole...world...in his hands...'"

Spin said...

"I'm beggin' ya, just let me keep the plane"

Kaptain Krude said...

The collective thought bubble of at least 50 million Americans: "Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Boehner's Thawtbubble: WHACK.A.MOLE!!!!

-OR-

She could have brought the, um, HOUSE down if she'd done that in blackface: MAMMMMMY

-OR-

By a vote of 239 to 4 with about 190 abstaining, there will be NO bleeping encores, Madam.

Rodney Dill said...

Whack-a-Pol-

Rodney Dill said...

Nancy: "Miss me yet?"
John: "Haven't taken a swing yet."

Rodney Dill said...

Boehner? I don't even know her.

Rodney Dill said...

Nancy: "No it's Boehner, why do you keep calling him Maxwell Edison?"

Rodney Dill said...

Mjollnir? I don't even know her.

JohnS1959 said...

"Croquette anyone?", called the Speaker.

JohnS1959 said...

As the challenged party, Mr. Boehner selected ornate wooden mallets for the duel...

jj said...

Boehner's thought bubble, "I hope mine is bigger than hers"....

Wesley M. said...

"I once had a majority THIIIIIIISSSSSS big!"

MissC said...

"He's right behind me, isn't he?"

"The sun'll come out tomorrow...oh. That's right. We lost. Never mind."

dadoctah said...

Kukla and Fran are in place, but where's that damn sea serpent?

I'm sorry, but when you take the stars out of an American flag backdrop, it just looks like you're at the circus.

Mr. Hankey said...

"..screw you guys, I'm going home"

Mr. Hankey said...

The Captain & Tennille comeback tour was a complete failure

Dactyl said...

Desperate to remain on the dais just a little longer, Nancy pulls out her "invisible wall" mime routine. It doesn't work.

dadoctah said...

"Okay, John, whatever you say. You're the Mighty Thor."

Steve O said...

There's got to be some sort of a big wood, boner, Pelosi joke in here SOMEplace.