1. Message received, Sarah. I will now kill Frank Stallone.
2. Sarah Palin was being rather generous in estimating Paul Krugman's penile attributes.
3. Somewhere in P-Town, a deranged Andrew Sullivan screams "She's pinching my brains!"
4. Yeah, I'd say that's a fair assessment of David Letterman's chances of surviving a cage match with Sarah Palin.
5. "So, Sarah, how close are you to punching Katie Couric right in the ovaries."
Best of Vinney
Palin illustrates the magnitude of MSNBC ratings.
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Sarah shows the chances of Sheriff Dipstick's re-election chances.
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Sarah plays the World's Tiniest Violin for all the left-wing libtards who are trying to blame her for Arizona.
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What was the real reason Bristol and Levi broke up?
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Sarah illustrates the 1/2 inch difference between Paul Krugman & Bill Maher, the same 1/2 inch difference between a Pu**sy and an A**Hole.
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Sarah describes the three shot grouping placed into the heart of her last kill (caribou people, caribou)...
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"Hey Markos, do ya think ya could wait for just a *wee* bit longer next time before accusing me of murder, hmm? Yah, 'kay, thanks!"
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"Dangit, I dropped my goshdarn doobie!"
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"How 'bout this much, Dub? If a girl has this much fat, is it too much?"
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Dateline - 12:10 pm, Jan 20, 2013:
While taking the oath of office, now-President Palin demonstrates why she won't need Secret Service protection and snatches a slug out of the air. She then presents it to the Chief Justice Roberts as a memento of the occasion as she finishes with "...so help me God." for all the liberals listening.
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"We're going to put political vitriol in the crosshairs, and declare war on imprudent speech, and beat nasty words to death. Better, Mr. Krugman?"
Sarah responds to the obvious question: "Hey Sarah, what do you think are your chances or winning a GOP nomination?"
Dumb Bitch....UR DOIN IT RITE!
Sarah estimates the chances of MSNBC supporting Mitt Romney's candidacy.
Hey Sarah, how much does it take to heat things up for Alaskan couples?
Hey Sarah; how long do you give dub to live after calling you fat?
Missed the Veep by THAT much!
Palin illustrates the magnitude of MSNBC ratings.
Vinney
"Honey, ya got a little zit right there on your forehead...oops, sorry Mr. Biden. I've never seen your hairplugs up close before. Ya really oughta get that thing looked at."
Sarah shows the chances of Sheriff Dipstick's re-election chances.
"How smart is Barry? Thiiis smart!"
Sarah plays the World's Tiniest Violin for all the left-wing libtards who are trying to blame her for Arizona.
Hey Sarah... do that bit where the mother bird spits worms in the baby bird's beak.
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What was the real reason Bristol and Levi broke up?
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What's the thickest book you've ever read?
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Show us how you'd sign "hi" to a blind man.
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How much do you think Republicans will accomplish in the next 2 years?
"I'm crushing your head. I'm crushing your head!"
So when people say to me "Let Sleeping Dogs Lie", I say to them, friend....Sleeping Dogs...they eventually wake up...and chew out the throat of democracy!
Sarah illustrates the 1/2 inch difference between Paul Krugman & Bill Maher, the same 1/2 inch difference between a Pu**sy and an A**Hole.
Ms. Palin chimes in with the most accurate estimate of Nancy Pelosi's ratings in days...
Sarah describes the three shot grouping placed into the heart of her last kill (caribou people, caribou)...
How much effort is required to crush the liberal media?
Not much, when you have class.
Right now, she is crushing a trolls head.
"Hey Markos, do ya think ya could wait for just a *wee* bit longer next time before accusing me of murder, hmm? Yah, 'kay, thanks!"
"Dangit, I dropped my goshdarn doobie!"
Tenuous Grasp of Current Events:
Sarah, how far apart would you say North and South Korea are, now? Oh, 'bout this far. My handlers got me a map so I could memorize the names of the 5 condiments.
Uh, you mean 7 continents?
Oh, yah.
Were Her Cankles in the Crosshairs?
Come on, Sarah, admit it... your staff must have had something to do with Hillary's trip, right?
Heck yeah send that spliff my way. I am so gonna hit that.
"How 'bout this much, Dub? If a girl has this much fat, is it too much?"
January 20, 2013
All Rise. Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of The United States,
Sarah Palin
Dateline - 12:10 pm, Jan 20, 2013:
While taking the oath of office, now-President Palin demonstrates why she won't need Secret Service protection and snatches a slug out of the air. She then presents it to the Chief Justice Roberts as a memento of the occasion as she finishes with "...so help me God." for all the liberals listening.
Now I have to ask the DNC, is this hate speech or not since I've made the comment about your arch-rival?
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