Duke of Red
1. Message received, Sarah. I will now kill Frank Stallone.
2. Sarah Palin was being rather generous in estimating Paul Krugman's penile attributes.
3. Somewhere in P-Town, a deranged Andrew Sullivan screams "She's pinching my brains!"
4. Yeah, I'd say that's a fair assessment of David Letterman's chances of surviving a cage match with Sarah Palin.
5. "So, Sarah, how close are you to punching Katie Couric right in the ovaries."
Best of Vinney
Palin illustrates the magnitude of MSNBC ratings.
Best of jj
Sarah shows the chances of Sheriff Dipstick's re-election chances.
Best of GregMan
Sarah plays the World's Tiniest Violin for all the left-wing libtards who are trying to blame her for Arizona.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
What was the real reason Bristol and Levi broke up?
Best of Mr. Hankey
Sarah illustrates the 1/2 inch difference between Paul Krugman & Bill Maher, the same 1/2 inch difference between a Pu**sy and an A**Hole.
Best of Dr. Doom
Sarah describes the three shot grouping placed into the heart of her last kill (caribou people, caribou)...
Best of prince of leaves
"Hey Markos, do ya think ya could wait for just a *wee* bit longer next time before accusing me of murder, hmm? Yah, 'kay, thanks!"
Best of dadoctah
"Dangit, I dropped my goshdarn doobie!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"How 'bout this much, Dub? If a girl has this much fat, is it too much?"
Best of Submariner
Dateline - 12:10 pm, Jan 20, 2013:
While taking the oath of office, now-President Palin demonstrates why she won't need Secret Service protection and snatches a slug out of the air. She then presents it to the Chief Justice Roberts as a memento of the occasion as she finishes with "...so help me God." for all the liberals listening.