1. "Don't be such a drama queen. That's why we wear cups."
2. "What do you mean you never learned to skate?"
3. "Traded to Ottawa? OK, yeah, you've earned a good cry."
4. The Wings should have known that a player named 'Howard' would spend all his time rotating on the ice and saying "Nyuck! Nyuck! Nyuck!"
5. Gunplay on the ice is totally legal under Detroit rules.
Best of metalgarth
the sequel to "white men can't jump"... "Black Men Can't Skate". Dawn's head..blah, blah, blah
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"The ref says if he craps the puck out before the end of regulation time, we play it from where it lands."
Best of Jack Reacher
"If you look down when you skate you won't trip over an octopus next time."
Best of prince of leaves
Salei: "So, are you gonna remember now what I told you about parking in my spot?"
Best of Submariner
The dangers of a hat trick were numerous when Odd Job was a fan...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
You owe me $5. I said he couldn't block a .45 bullet.
"Sorry Howard, the emperor says I must kill you."
Best of molson
This is how it looks when a man goes down in hockey. He'll shake it off in a minute. Now when a man goes down in soccer, he'll shake it off when he's done.
Best of Army of Dad
The Blackhawks PA guy got reprimanded for playing Godsmack's 'Crying like a Bitch' on a loop.
Best of Oiao
I wouldn't touch that puck either, after what he's doing to it.