Monday, January 24, 2011

L to R: William Shatner, Barbra Streisand, Steve Martin, and Hugo Chavez

Blondie

1. "It's all right. Women are often taken aback upon meeting Kuato for the first time."

2."You guys want to make an 'Eiffel Tower' with me? OK, but I hope you brought an Erector Set."

3. "I'll take on all of you guys in the back of my limo? Any takers?... Any takers besides Chavez?"

4. Where will you be when your botox wears off?

5. "So, if we're all elites, how come none of us make as much money as Sarah Palin?"

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"OK boys, I'm in room 1600, why don't all 3 of you join me....."

Best of JohnS1959
"And then I said, why do you care what it costs Barry, the media will say it is George Bush's fault anyway - come on buddy get with the program", chortled Hillary.

Best of Dr. Doom
"And then, I kid you not, he bowed to the Asian hat check girl and apologized for the economic plight of Central American Hispanics", related the Secretary of State.

Best of VInney
"Never heard of it? It's called fisting, Mrs. Clinton. Ask your husband about it."

Best of Dirty Bob
Hillary is forced onto her knees as Chavez whips out his "negotiation tool".

Best of jj
Marv Albert, on the left, asks Hillary if he can bite her back.

Best of Dr. Doom
"So stop me if you've heard this one", quipped Hillary, "A South American dictator, a White House Intern, and Nancy Pelosi walk into a gay bar..."

(That's not a joke, that was the scene on U Street after the State of the Union let out - V)

Best of Mr Hankey
Hillary collects after they all whip it out.

Best of Army of Dad
"derp"

Best of any mouse
"OK boys, make me watertight!!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Word is, she can hold her own in any belching or farting contest.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Sure he's clean and articulate, but he's also a socialist. You'd love him, Hugo!"

Best of dadoctah
The cast of MTV's "The State" have really let themselves go. Especially Kerri Kenney.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Well, of course I'll pass your recommendation along to Barack, sir, wink wink. What? No, I'm not just saying that, upraised middle finger."

20 comments:

blue said...

Hugo, here is my agent's phone number, there is a lot of money to be made standing in for the Hollywood Stars after your political career is over!

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"OK boys, I'm in room 1600, why don't all 3 of you join me....."

JohnS1959 said...

"And then I said, why do you care what it costs Barry, the media will say it is George Bush's fault anyway - come on buddy get with the program", chortled Hillary.

Dr. Doom said...

"And then, I kid you not, he bowed to the Asian hat check girl and apologized for the economic plight of Central American Hispanics", related the Secretary of State.

Anonymous said...

"Never heard of it? It's called fisting, Mrs. Clinton. Ask your husband about it."

Vinney

Dirty Bob said...

Hillary is forced onto her knees as Chavez whips out his "negotiation tool".

jj said...

Marv Albert, on the left, asks Hillary if he can bite her back.

Dr. Doom said...

"So stop me if you've heard this one", quipped Hillary, "A South American dictator, a White House Intern, and Nancy Pelosi walk into a gay bar..."

Anonymous said...

He must be moving his hand because I see Sock Puppet Hillary is talking.

Adriane said...

... Hollywood for ugly people ...

Mr Hankey said...

Hillary collects after they all whip it out.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid - Hugo, you get 2 out of 3."

Army of Dad said...

Look like the fem(?) bot has locked up again.

Army of Dad said...

Chavez was horrified, impressed, and a little bit turned on as Hillary unhinged her lower jaw and swallowed a little girl whole.

Army of Dad said...

"derp"

any mouse said...

"OK boys, make me watertight!!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

That's my favorite Jack-o-lantern face yet! Do another one!

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Word is, she can hold her own in any belching or farting contest.

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When I put on my Monica face to wake him up, he breaks out in a cold sweat and screams like a baby!

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If you help me down onto my knees, I'll show you how it's done right.

Jack Reacher said...

"Sure he's clean and articulate, but he's also a socialist. You'd love him, Hugo!"

dadoctah said...

The cast of MTV's "The State" have really let themselves go. Especially Kerri Kenney.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Well, of course I'll pass your recommendation along to Barack, sir, wink wink. What? No, I'm not just saying that, upraised middle finger."