1. "It's all right. Women are often taken aback upon meeting Kuato for the first time."
2."You guys want to make an 'Eiffel Tower' with me? OK, but I hope you brought an Erector Set."
3. "I'll take on all of you guys in the back of my limo? Any takers?... Any takers besides Chavez?"
4. Where will you be when your botox wears off?
5. "So, if we're all elites, how come none of us make as much money as Sarah Palin?"
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"OK boys, I'm in room 1600, why don't all 3 of you join me....."
Best of JohnS1959
"And then I said, why do you care what it costs Barry, the media will say it is George Bush's fault anyway - come on buddy get with the program", chortled Hillary.
Best of Dr. Doom
"And then, I kid you not, he bowed to the Asian hat check girl and apologized for the economic plight of Central American Hispanics", related the Secretary of State.
Best of VInney
"Never heard of it? It's called fisting, Mrs. Clinton. Ask your husband about it."
Best of Dirty Bob
Hillary is forced onto her knees as Chavez whips out his "negotiation tool".
Best of jj
Marv Albert, on the left, asks Hillary if he can bite her back.
Best of Dr. Doom
"So stop me if you've heard this one", quipped Hillary, "A South American dictator, a White House Intern, and Nancy Pelosi walk into a gay bar..."
(That's not a joke, that was the scene on U Street after the State of the Union let out - V)
Best of Mr Hankey
Hillary collects after they all whip it out.
Best of Army of Dad
Best of any mouse
"OK boys, make me watertight!!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Word is, she can hold her own in any belching or farting contest.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Sure he's clean and articulate, but he's also a socialist. You'd love him, Hugo!"
Best of dadoctah
The cast of MTV's "The State" have really let themselves go. Especially Kerri Kenney.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Well, of course I'll pass your recommendation along to Barack, sir, wink wink. What? No, I'm not just saying that, upraised middle finger."