1. The supercomputers on board the original Battlestar Galactica had almost 8K of RAM!
2. October 4, 1978. Bored between takes on the set of Battlestar Galactica, Marin Jensen entered cyber history by running the first ever search for "Hot Girl on Girl Action."
3. ORA: (Publicity photographer, two minutes earlier) "All right, now, I'm gonna need to pose you guys in front the one prop on the Bridge Set that isn't an oscilloscope."
4. "Hold on, guys. I just got an email from His Honorable Majesty the Finance Minister of Sagittaron. He'll pay us 300,000 cubits if we help him transfer treasury funds off the planet."
5. "All your base stars are belong to us."
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Okay, Adam and Little Joe look the same, but I didn't remember that Hoss was such a looker!
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Starbuck thought bubble: "Wow, I'd really like to hit the re-imagined me!"
Best of Jack Reacher
The bank manager came out to confirm that the customer did, indeed, have a negative balance.
Best of Jack Reacher
Just unplugging this one terminal cuts off Internet access for all Egypt? Cool--Hosni says do it."
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"Sir, it's not just me, I feel the male officer's uniforms are a bit "fruity."
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Great moments in cyberporn history: the invention of one-handed typing.
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"Rumor on the set is that the show is canceled...check the internet for Community Organizer job openings.... we have to be qualified for that!""
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"You suppose we could whip up some fake TANG documents for Dan Rather on that doohickey?"
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Ah, yes... doubt I'm the only geek who fantasized about Maren Jensen fondling MY keyboard while Laurette Spang and Anne Lockhart took turns reformatting my hard drive.
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"With just a couple of keystrokes, I can make this thing play Hendrix, and...Col. Tigh? Are you okay?"
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The crew began to suspect Tigh was a cylon when they discovered he had been surfing for mechanical assembly drawings on his command station.
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Okay, I don't see everyone's hands and Starbuck's eyes are awful wide...
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It turned out 300 years later that Republicans had been right all along: cutting defense would have a severe impact on military technology readiness.
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Okay, Adam and Little Joe look the same, but I didn't remember that Hoss was such a looker!
"Frak it, another BSOD! If we ran Linux instead of Windows those Cylons never would've won."
Starbuck thought bubble: "Wow, I'd really like to hit the re-imagined me!"
"Surrender!! We are superior to you, look we have Pong!!"
The bank manager came out to confirm that the customer did, indeed, have a negative balance.
"I said, would you like paper or plastic bags, Ma'am?"
Just unplugging this one terminal cuts off Internet access for all Egypt? Cool--Hosni says do it."
"Our computers are down, sir. Request permission to call The Geek Squad"?
Vinney
"Sir, it's not just me, I feel the male officer's uniforms are a bit "fruity."
Vinney
Great moments in cyberporn history: the invention of one-handed typing.
"I'm sorry, Mr Greene, but I can't let you carry a weapon on set. As a Canadian, you show up in our records as a 'foreign national'."
"Rumor on the set is that the show is canceled...check the internet for Community Organizer job openings.... we have to qualified for that!""
"Relax. The last space show on TV was canceled nine years ago due to poor ratings. Nobody will call us a ripoff."
Battlestar Galactica travels in search of Earth to find Al Gore to make this thing work properly.
Geek Dating Game - 3 space dudes try to find a hot chick to Frak.
"You suppose we could whip up some fake TANG documents for Dan Rather on that doohickey?"
Not so outdated, Bender's CPU is a 6502 chip.
Looks like a Tektronix 4052 (god, I am sooo old).
Little did the Tandy terminal realize it'd be one small step for mankind, one giant leap from StarTrek's bridge full of useless blinking lights.
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Ah, yes... doubt I'm the only geek who fantasized about Maren Jensen fondling MY keyboard while Laurette Spang and Anne Lockhart took turns reformatting my hard drive.
RIP Apollo 1 and Challenger & their crews
"Sure we have silly costumes, archaic technology props, and boiler-riveted spaceship sets. At least our series didn't have a cockamamie ending."
"Our sequel series where we finally get to Earth is going to be a hack-written schmaltzfest featuring precocious super-genius kids and invisible, time-traveling, flying motorcycles? Seriously?"
"By your command line..."
"With just a couple of keystrokes, I can make this thing play Hendrix, and...Col. Tigh? Are you okay?"
The crew began to suspect Tigh was a cylon when they discovered he had been surfing for mechanical assembly drawings on his command station.
Wow! However were they able to predict the exact future of today back then? This looks exactly like 2011, except that the Commander is not half-white.
Okay, I don't see everyone's hands and Starbuck's eyes are awful wide...
9 Quatlooos for the earth female...
Just as this image was taken, Lt Starbuck appears to have been stricken with surprise alien buttseks...
The actors were stunned and wryly amused. "You want us to put a ... a ... a BLACK person in the movie?"
Sadly, along with wearing suits to the theatre, the practice of making up Cleopatra eyes to work at the computer has been lost over time.
"Okay, on three, everyone look either really, really intense or make the sexy head tilt, and ... go!"
Eventually, Amazon forgot what had made the early Kindles so great.
It turned out 300 years later that Republicans had been right all along: cutting defense would have a severe impact on military technology readiness.
Marin Jensen (ancestor of Elisabeth Moss)proves science can breed dowdy and plain from the gene pool.
Female thought bubble, "I bet a Cylon can last a lot longer than these three losers..."
Athena's thought bubble; "I need a REAL man; where the hell is Buck Rogers?"
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