Tuesday, January 11, 2011

(Just make him beautiful)

Detroit News

1. As the not-too-subtle sign placement indicates, Andrew and Barney should not get their hopes up.

2. Mime-in-a-box was the rare Ang Lee remake that actually worked.

3. "I'll stop you from destroying London, Godzilla. Put 'em up!"

4. "Spider web! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!"

5. Barney Frank was pleased with the new intern's qualifications. "I'm sure I have an opening you can fill," lisped the congressman.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Is that Big Ben in your pocket or are you just glad to see me", asked Brucie?

Best of dub
I'll give him this, he's got a really big clock.

Best of jj
As this picture of a young Andrew Dice Clay proves, gheyness can be beaten out of someone.

Best of Passionate Conservative
"...Imagine, if you will, that you are in a giant vagina, reaching to crawl out..."
---Lou Ferrigno's acting coach.

Best of prince of leaves
Until appearing on "The Bachelor: Special Edition", Rick despaired of ever finding a soulmate due to his scoliosis and severe case of alien hand syndrome.

Best of metalgarth
I would say "Ang Lee presents the Hulk" but that movie was gayer than this picture

Best of Mr. Hankey
Jersey may have "The Situation", but watch out people for D.C.'s "The Possible Circumstance"

Best of molson
I shall now show you the dance of my people.

14 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"Is that Big Ben in your pocket or are you just glad to see me", asked Brucie?

dub said...

I'll give him this, he's got a really big clock.

blue said...

"Does this poise make me look gay?"

jj said...

As this picture of a young Andrew Dice Clay proves, gheyness can be beaten out of someone.

dub said...

Carl's next move was to drop his pants to unveil "The Mini".

Passionate Conservative said...

"...Imagine, if you will, that you are in a giant vagina, reaching to crawl out..."

---Lou Ferrigno's acting coach.

Anonymous said...

Cake Boss Buddy Valastro gets buffed and shows why girls can't refuse his cannoli.

Vinney

prince of leaves said...

Until appearing on "The Bachelor: Special Edition", Rick despaired of ever finding a soulmate due to his scoliosis and severe case of alien hand syndrome.

metalgarth said...

I would say "Ang Lee presents the Hulk" but that movie was gayer than this picture

Rodney Dill said...


In just seven days
I can make you a ma-a-a-a-an.

Submariner said...

Taken about a nanosecond before AoM latched on to his biceps...

Mr. Hankey said...

Jersey may have "The Situation", but watch out people for D.C.'s "The Possible Circumstance"

Spin said...

Steve just noticed that Brucie has on his rose prom dress... and he's gonna be a 'bear' about it.

molson said...

I shall now show you the dance of my people.