1. Sarah Palin should have known better than to use symbols for kitchen utensils on her Restaurant Guide.
2. Momentarily forgetting the next step, Abdul pauses in the midst of his sister's clitorectomy.
3. The Problem with being a Muslim emo kid is when you cut yourself, nobody cares. On the other hand, that's sort of true of all emo kids.
4. "Nice try kid, but messing yourself up isn't gonna save you when Uncle Abu spends the night. It's not your face he's interested in."
5. In their last moments of conscious life, Abdul's parents regretted burying him in the Pet Sematary.
Best of dadoctah
SuperCuts. Ur doin it rong.
Best of Double the U
This is why their women must remain in the kitchen, the men are just too stupid to use utensils.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Pakistan's "Leave It To Abdul" follows the funny exploits of young Abdul and his older brother Hadji as they destroy the blasphemers. You'll laugh and cry!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I'll bet Art Linkletter would have laughed at some of the crazy things this kid says.
Best of JohnS1959
"Alright America", said young Jalil, "lift the sanctions or the kid gets it!"
Best of Just Your Average Liberal
As a liberal I must say that it is wonderful to show this multicultural activity and view how peoples from around the world celebrate, this allows the mostly stupid Americans see how foolish their action figures and toy trucks are.
Best of molson
Well he's no brain surgeon, but that's not gonna stop him from trying.
Best of blue
"...and with a swastika carved in my forehead I'll be the life of all the bombing parties!"
Best of Submariner
The Flobee Mk 1 needed a few adjustments before experiencing a modest popularity.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Uh, Dad? I was cutting the ham, and sliced into the turkey."
Best of Jack Reacher
"And for my next demonstration, designed specifically to spite my face..."
Best of Army of Dad
This isn't the 'cut young man' that Barney Fwank was hoping for.