Friday, January 14, 2011

Islamic Kids Are So Sharp

Brender

1. Sarah Palin should have known better than to use symbols for kitchen utensils on her Restaurant Guide.

2. Momentarily forgetting the next step, Abdul pauses in the midst of his sister's clitorectomy.

3. The Problem with being a Muslim emo kid is when you cut yourself, nobody cares. On the other hand, that's sort of true of all emo kids.

4. "Nice try kid, but messing yourself up isn't gonna save you when Uncle Abu spends the night. It's not your face he's interested in."

5. In their last moments of conscious life, Abdul's parents regretted burying him in the Pet Sematary.

Best of dadoctah
SuperCuts. Ur doin it rong.

Best of Double the U
This is why their women must remain in the kitchen, the men are just too stupid to use utensils.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Pakistan's "Leave It To Abdul" follows the funny exploits of young Abdul and his older brother Hadji as they destroy the blasphemers. You'll laugh and cry!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I'll bet Art Linkletter would have laughed at some of the crazy things this kid says.

Best of JohnS1959
"Alright America", said young Jalil, "lift the sanctions or the kid gets it!"

Best of Just Your Average Liberal
As a liberal I must say that it is wonderful to show this multicultural activity and view how peoples from around the world celebrate, this allows the mostly stupid Americans see how foolish their action figures and toy trucks are.

Best of molson
Well he's no brain surgeon, but that's not gonna stop him from trying.

Best of blue
"...and with a swastika carved in my forehead I'll be the life of all the bombing parties!"

Best of Submariner
The Flobee Mk 1 needed a few adjustments before experiencing a modest popularity.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Uh, Dad? I was cutting the ham, and sliced into the turkey."

Best of Jack Reacher
"And for my next demonstration, designed specifically to spite my face..."

Best of Army of Dad
This isn't the 'cut young man' that Barney Fwank was hoping for.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

When Faruk learned his alter ego was an infidel, there was only one thing left to do.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

SuperCuts. Ur doin it rong.

Anonymous said...

Momentarily forgetting the next step, Abdul pauses in the midst of his sister's clitorectomy.

Double the U said...

This is why their women must remain in the kitchen, the men are just too stupid to use utensils.

Mr. Hankey said...

Pakistan's "Leave It To Abdul" follows the funny exploits of young Abdul and his older brother Hadji as they destroy the blasphemers. You'll laugh and cry!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In advanced countries (you know, like Iran), school nutrition means teaching kids how to butcher aging pets for that down home taste of fresh lunchmeat with no preservatives.

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You might think Eshtar is a problem child, but actually, he's on the fast track for Yemenese executives.

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Did you hear about the Taliban's Do-It-Yourself Barber College? The smart kids can skip right past elementary school. Males that is. Girls aren't allowed to learn anything.

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I'll bet Art Linkletter would have laughed at some of the crazy things this kid says.

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Thanks to the suicide rate, this is one of the village elders.

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Salute with the hand that isn't holding the knife! It ain't brain surgery, you kumquat.

JohnS1959 said...

"Alright America", said young Jalil, "lift the sanctions or the kid gets it!"

JohnS1959 said...

A young Vladimir Putin demonstrates the Russian method for dealing with head lice...

dadoctah said...

"Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade. Hmmm."

Adriane said...

red rum ... red rum the sled ifni ...

Just Your Average Liberal said...

As a liberal I must say that it is wonderful to show this multicultural activity and view how peoples from around the world celebrate, this allows the mostly stupid Americans see how foolish their action figures and toy trucks are.

molson said...

Well he's no brain surgeon, but that's not gonna stop him from trying.

blue said...

"...and with a swastika carved in my forehead I'll be the life of all the bombing parties!"

Submariner said...

The Flobee Mk 1 needed a few adjustments before experiencing a modest popularity.

Submariner said...

Uh, Achmed? That is NOT how we "take a little off the top."

Submariner said...

A young dub responds to being called a "fat head" by a classmate.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Uh, Dad? I was cutting the ham, and sliced into the turkey."

dadoctah said...

New from Popeil: My First Ginsu!

sonicfrog said...

I blame global warming....

Jack Reacher said...

Just his luck; of all the pen-pals in all the world, his is Joren VanDerSloot.

Jack Reacher said...

"And for my next demonstration, designed specifically to spite my face..."

Army of Dad said...

I whip my hair back and forth: FAIL

Army of Dad said...

This isn't the 'cut young man' that Barney Fwank was hoping for.

Mr Hankey said...

Gabby Gifford Sympathy is the new hot item

Oiao said...

Head Lice are a bitch sometimes.