Best of Army of Dad
Nothing compares to killing you...
Best of The Watcher
I look at that pic and, in the back of my mind, I hear the Renfield Laugh... nhh hee, nhh hee, nhh hee....
Best of Jack Reacher
Mr. Clean has really let himself go.
Best of GregMan
My God, it's Ziggy!
Best of Dr. Doom
Where are the cross hairs when you really need them...
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Rumor has it that the thing that finally made him snap... that set him off... He didn't get first prize in the James Carville look-alike contest!
Best of Rodney Dill
"Sloth love Chunk!"
Best of divine miss m
♪♫ If you're deranged, and you know it, clap your hands...♪♫
Best of DaveP.
"The Hills Have Eyes Part 4", now casting.
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And somewhere in Hollywood, Andy Dick breathes a sigh of relief that he's not the creepiest guy in the country any more.
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"Whoo hooo... prison rape! Finally, a REAL relationship!!"
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ORA: Werner Klemperer is rolling in his grave...
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At times like this I like to play a game... list 6 to 12 eccentric or funny things friends, neighbors and relatives can say about you or that can be found in your home that big brother and the media can twist, exaggerate and headline if they decide to crucify you. Bonus points if you own a gun or ever mocked a president on a forum.
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Nothing compares to killing you...
wv: examene Yeah he needs an exam alright.
That humpty dumpty head looks like it belongs in a softboiled egg cup.
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At times like this I like to play a game... list 6 to 12 eccentric or funny things friends, neighbors and relatives can say about you or that can be found in your home that big brother and the media can twist, exaggerate and headline if they decide to crucify you. Bonus points if you own a gun or ever mocked a president on a forum.
looks like a young, bald Al Bundy
(Not a caption) He looks like every round headed bald guy I have ever seen.
My take was Uncle Fester and Charles Manson, but yeah, pretty much.
No Choo-Choo, no wagnons and no rails. Sick bastard.
Loughner was please to learn that he was in the running for the Triple Crown:
- 2011 Capital Punishment Poster Boy
- Best of Human Excrement on Two Legs Award
- Saddam Hussein Memorial Most Hated Person Award
Douchbag runner up nominee: Fred Phelps and his merry band of walking, talking rectums planning to protest at the AZ funerals (we may need a tie-breaker round).
I look at that pic and, in the back of my mind, I hear the Renfield Laugh... nhh hee, nhh hee, nhh hee....
Perhaps a side-by-side comparison with a penis would be more appropriate.
No insult intended towards penises.
Army of Dad said...
wv: examene Yeah he needs an exam alright.
I'm relatively certain that he's gonna get a few proctological examinations once he gets a room in the big house...
I believe that MSNBC has described him as '...just your typical clinging toter who should be wiped from the face of the earth for being intolerant...'
Note to HuffPo fans. The above is something called "sarcasm." Please look that big word up in Websters before responding. Thank you.
v word - dementi - sentient Blogger's on a roll...
Kaptain Krude said...
Perhaps a side-by-side comparison with a penis would be more appropriate.
Is it Tuesday already?
Mr. Clean has really let himself go.
My God, it's Ziggy!
Where are the cross hairs when you really need them...
Hey, it's Mr Strickland from Back To The Future!
Rumor has it that the thing that finally made him snap... that set him off... He didn't get first prize in the James Carville look-alike contest!
But that has yet to be substantiated...
Jared was really disappointed to learn he'd shaved his head for nothing because Arizona doesn't use the electric chair.
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The Arizona Death Penalty Forum quietly disbanded when most of the pacifist monors on the membership roster took up torches and joined the lynch mob heading for Tucson.
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Where will you be when your grasp of reality kicks in?
Factoid: Of the 9,237,602 eager volunteers for job of executioner, all but 3 have been disqualified for expressing a desire to shove the needle where the sun don't shine.
"Sloth love Chunk!"
Would somebody please slip a condom over this ugly God-forsaken piece of human debris?
♪♫ If you're deranged, and you know it, clap your hands...♪♫
"The Hills Have Eyes Part 4", now casting.
What could have prevented that horrible event?
A check up from the neck up
And somewhere in Hollywood, Andy Dick breathes a sigh of relief that he's not the creepiest guy in the country any more.
Where will this face be when his cell block's laxatives kick in?
Prepare your anus.
Call me!
I picture him in a giant meat-grinder..and each day we turn the crank just a little bit more.
Preparing to get his t crossed and both i's dotted...
"Whoo hooo... prison rape! Finally, a REAL relationship!!"
ORA: Werner Klemperer is rolling in his grave...
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