1."No way, babe. That's was Billy Clinton's jaunt. I like it anal... and passive."
2. The president's last words. "Sniper? I don't even know her."
3. ORA: "Is it, um, safe?"
4. The succubus was many years too late. The soul had already been sucked out by Frank Marshall Davis, sometime in the late sixties.
5. "Does my breath smell like dog dick?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Impressive, but unnecessary. Remember; I'm only half-black."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Drew Carey's career hosting The Price is Right died when POTUS chose his post-2012 vocation. Forget spaying/neutering pets, good dental hygiene's the new cause célèbre.
Best of Oiao
Obama thought bubble: "Damb, this crazy bitch did have me tattooed onto her tonsils!"
Best of Dr. Doom
Ms. Bunny Smith holds nothing back at Mr. Obama's open casting for 'Podium Aide'. The dog eventually won the job...
Best of dadoctah
A confused Annie Sullivan tries to teach Barry to fingerspell "water".
Best of Mr Hankey
Who needs wafers when you can feed off the god right in front of you??
Best of jj
Boy in back thought bubble, "What the hell..I've taken four pictures and none of them have an image of the president..."
Best of dub
Not surprisingly, this is not the only gaping hole that Sally is known for.
Best of Adriane
Pedal faster, Scoob! Obama is torturing Velma and Scrapy until they tell him where we hid Sarah Palin!!!
Best of Steve O
Tamara releases her second Shakra.
Best of Submariner
The body snatcher would later apologize to the entire pod collective for mistaking the Obamessiah for a human life-form.
Best of prince of leaves
"Ack ack AACCKKK!" cried the Martian infiltrator as it sensed its prey and threw off its human disguise. Sarah Jessica Parker just looked on impassively.
Best of DaveP.
Then her fangs emerged, her head snapped forward on a neck suddenly gone long and scaly... and as quick as that, Joe Biden was President and the Secret Service had a new fear of snake women.