1. "Brains!!! BRAINS!!! Fabulous BRAINS!"
2. KerShawn liked drying his nails with the girls. It made him feel so pretty.
3. Before the witch doctor spoke at the Tucson pep rally, acolytes were sent out to dispel evil spirits; hence the absence of Hillary.
4. You have to commend whosever idea it was to stage an interpretive dance recital in front of an activating stargate.
5. The audience was awed as the Smithsonian unveiled the world's largest cubic Zirconia.
Best of Double the U
The new democratic handshake, limp like a wet noodle.
Best of Mr. Hankey
An interpretive dance entitled "Watching MSNBC"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Stop action photography helps identify the stunt double student most likely to break his wrists in a fall.
Best of GregMan
An embarassed hush fell over the zombies as they realized they were at Democrat National Headquarters. There would be no brains found here.
Best of metalgarth
The E-Rated "Resident Evil" was an epic fail
Best of Submariner
It doesn't bode well for humanity that this is the last four people left on earth...