Friday, January 14, 2011

I'm a Little Tea Pot - FAIL

1. "Brains!!! BRAINS!!! Fabulous BRAINS!"

2. KerShawn liked drying his nails with the girls. It made him feel so pretty.

3. Before the witch doctor spoke at the Tucson pep rally, acolytes were sent out to dispel evil spirits; hence the absence of Hillary.

4. You have to commend whosever idea it was to stage an interpretive dance recital in front of an activating stargate.

5. The audience was awed as the Smithsonian unveiled the world's largest cubic Zirconia.

Best of Double the U
The new democratic handshake, limp like a wet noodle.

Best of Mr. Hankey
An interpretive dance entitled "Watching MSNBC"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Stop action photography helps identify the stunt double student most likely to break his wrists in a fall.

Best of GregMan
An embarassed hush fell over the zombies as they realized they were at Democrat National Headquarters. There would be no brains found here.

Best of metalgarth
The E-Rated "Resident Evil" was an epic fail

Best of Submariner
It doesn't bode well for humanity that this is the last four people left on earth...

14 comments:

blue said...

Gay Dancers? No news here, move along...

Double the U said...

The new democratic handshake, limp like a wet noodle.

Mr. Hankey said...

An interpretive dance entitled "Watching MSNBC"

dub said...

Guy in white thought bubble: "If you want tea, pull this handle. If you want cream for your tea, pull the lower handle 100 times."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Beggar Stigma
Perhaps the homeless are just doing it wrong? Maybe if they try acting more like a cute puppy? The blonde's going to get my dollar.

-OR-

Nothing personifies aimlessness like a bunch of zombies with no victims to chase.

-OR-

Stop action photography helps identify the stunt double student most likely to break his wrists in a fall.

dadoctah said...

Who greenlighted Ang Lee's "Kukla, Fran and Ollie"?

GregMan said...

An embarassed hush fell over the zombies as they realized they were at Democrat National Headquarters. There would be no brains found here.

Mr. Hankey said...

Four poor souls obviously following hidden messages in the bulls-eyes set up by Sarah Palin.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I remember this pose from back in college when drip dry clothes were just catching on.

JohnS1959 said...

With the spell wearing off, liberals and independent womyn around the country begin to wake and look again for change they can believe in...

Spin said...

Procreation won't be a factor with this foursome.

metalgarth said...

and the next reality gameshow on the Fox network will be "Dancing With The Undead"

metalgarth said...

The E-Rated "Resident Evil" was an epic fail

Submariner said...

It doesn't bode well for humanity that this is the last four people left on earth...