Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Hooter Boys


1. The Thailand "Lady-Boy" fad was an unwelcome import to American Culture.

2. Ricky knew he looked fabulous in his halter top, but still, he felt broken inside.

3. In an effort to win over the media, the FLDS Polygamy Cult announced this week it approved of gay marriage.

4. The Safe School Czar approved designs for mandatory school uniforms this week.

5. A new shipment of "Male-Order Brides" arrives in Provincetown.

Best of Matt the K
Harry Dean Stanton and Natalie Merchant guest star in a very special 'Skins'

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Victoria's Secret loses key legal battle. Execs from Sports Illustrated and the Boy Scouts express shock and dismay. Stay tuned.

Best of jj
The Daily Kos representatives arrive for obama's State of the Union Address.

Best of Double the U
After a day on CPUSA red bus tour the participants like the take off their red shirts and relax.

Best of dadoctah
The Mouseketeers celebrate "Anything Can Happen" Day.

Best of Artfldgr
Gender Dysphorics are the new metrosexuals....

Best of Artfldgr
Tad and Jimbo had lived in a civil arrangement for years and are so glad they are now able to adopt

Best of Rodney Dill
Bears fans showing an incredible degree of sportsmanship in the face of their loss to the Packers.

Best of Spin
Chris Collinsworth displays first genuine smile evah!

He-she on left... not so much.

Best of Adriane
Army of Mom has the bestest garage sales!!!

Best of Dr. Doom
Coach Smail's plan to get the girls volleyball team naked worked perfectly. Coach Johnson seemed a little too into it though...

Best of jj
The Jay Cutler Fan Club has its first meeting...

Best of Whacko
Young Commies of Amerika have to undergo a week of hazing before being issued their red signature T-shirts.

30 comments:

blue said...

just another normal day at BHO Jr High

Army of Dad said...

Some outfits just scream 'Future Prison Bitch'.

Matt the K said...

Harry Dean Stanton and Natalie Merchant guest star in a very special 'Skins'

dub said...

Its about time we get some skinny bitches on here for Thursday.

*checks calendar*

Oh....oops.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

San Francisco High reprises A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Title IX Forum. Zero Mostel, eat your heart out.

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Victoria's Secret loses key legal battle. Execs from Sports Illustrated and the Boy Scouts express shock and dismay. Stay tuned.

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AP Breaking News! Hugh Hefner buys out shareholders and in a surprise move, changes the magazine format... dramatically. NAMBLA and the NEA heap praise.

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That's MY boy!" Three little words you won't hear proudly proclaimed by a PTA member tonight.

jj said...

The Daily Kos representatives arrive for obama's State of the Union Address.

Double the U said...

After a day on CPUSA red bus tour the participants like the take off their red shirts and relax.

sonicfrog said...

Oh, you think this is bad, you should have seen the suits the Enumclaw High swim team had to wear!

dadoctah said...

The Mouseketeers celebrate "Anything Can Happen" Day.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Somewhere in the school, 4 giggling girls are high-fiving, yelling BURN and sending cell phone pictures to OWNED.COM.

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Tim, Jeff, Bobby and Ramoan are in for a shock as the two Army recruiters explain why being gay won't get them classified 4-F. The Selective Service ain't very selective anymore.

Artfldgr said...

Suddenly the people posting to the blog start wondering where one goes to find so many, ahem, pictures of such, ahem, substance...

Artfldgr said...

Gender Dysphorics are the new metrosexuals....

Artfldgr said...

Glee, the lost tapes...

Artfldgr said...

Here Dave poses with some of the newest recruits to the nambla youth center

Artfldgr said...

Dave folded his arms to think and wondered if the airline mixed up their luggage with the girls...

Artfldgr said...

Tad and Jimbo had lived in a civil arrangement for years and are so glad they are now able to adopt

Artfldgr said...

If only Father Flanagan could see Boys Town now

Artfldgr said...

At Lady Geraldine's home for wayward youth, she puts all the boys to work to earn their keep

Artfldgr said...

This week Joe Arpaio reveals his get straight program for youth criminals.

Anonymous said...

In a remake of "Here come the brides" the setting was moved to San Francisco.

Rodney Dill said...

Bears fans showing an incredible degree of sportsmanship in the face of their loss to the Packers.

Spin said...

Chris Collinsworth displays first genuine smile evah!

He-she on left... not so much.

Adriane said...

Army of Mom has the bestest garage sales!!!

Adriane said...

And thus, camelbigtoe enters the Urban Dictionary ...

Adriane said...

Not that I, personally, have anything against the new gender neutral Hawaii 5-0, but I know in my heart that Jack Lord is turning in his grave ...

Dr. Doom said...

Coach Smail's plan to get the girls volleyball team naked worked perfectly. Coach Johnson seemed a little too into it though...

Anonymous said...

Auditions for the Key West production of "Little Women" was over the top.

Vinney

jj said...

The Jay Cutler Fan Club has its first meeting...

Whacko said...

Young Commies of Amerika have to undergo a week of hazing before being issued their red signature T-shirts.

Merovign said...

Two arrests and four foster-home placements later...