1. There's no one in this picture I don't want dead... including the child. I think it's because of that Sarah Palin target map.
2. Toward the end, Nancy Pelosi would prop up the dessicated corpse of Moe Howard next to her in all photo ops so she'd look better by comparison.
3. "We all have to clap so Tinkerbell will live? I didn't even know Congressman Frank was sick."
4. "BTW, kid, the safe school czar has a present for you in his office. But you have to put on this tiny gimp suit first."
5. Under a law passed in the lame duck, Chuck Schumer now gets to ride piggy back on a fat Asian chick whenever he visits the White House.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Congratulations Juan! To show that I am working hard on the immigration problem, you & your family have been selected to be this month's deportees!!"
Best of Dactyl
"AND I CALL HIM MINI-ME!"
Can't believe nobody else went for that one.
Best of Submariner
President Obamalama signs the Congressional edict awarding George Eads a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for his post-career work.
Best of JohnS1959
Ms. Pelosi's estimate of her approval rating is beginning to align with reality...
Best of Dr. Doom
"Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison", asked the President?
Best of jj
Olamma to kid, "Hey kid, you ever heard of NAMBLA?"
Best of GregMan
"Hey thanks, kid, for handing over your lifetime earnings, your children's lifetime earnings, and their children's lifetime earnings so's I can buy votes with this hideously expensive Obamacare crap."
Best of Mr. Hankey
Juan comes to meet the new kid in his "Becoming A US Citizen" class.
Best of Matt the K
Chairman O welcomes Jose Chang, the youngest member of the Ambiguous Race Club. Keynote speaker "Druggie-dude From 'CSI'" was unable to attend due to incarceration. In other news, Dawn's head disintegrates.
Best of molson
The shirts are in the back. Remember I like light starch.