Monday, January 10, 2011

Hollywood for Ugly People Indeed

Brender

1. There's no one in this picture I don't want dead... including the child. I think it's because of that Sarah Palin target map.

2. Toward the end, Nancy Pelosi would prop up the dessicated corpse of Moe Howard next to her in all photo ops so she'd look better by comparison.

3. "We all have to clap so Tinkerbell will live? I didn't even know Congressman Frank was sick."

4. "BTW, kid, the safe school czar has a present for you in his office. But you have to put on this tiny gimp suit first."

5. Under a law passed in the lame duck, Chuck Schumer now gets to ride piggy back on a fat Asian chick whenever he visits the White House.

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Congratulations Juan! To show that I am working hard on the immigration problem, you & your family have been selected to be this month's deportees!!"

Best of Dactyl
"AND I CALL HIM MINI-ME!"

Can't believe nobody else went for that one.

Best of Submariner
President Obamalama signs the Congressional edict awarding George Eads a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for his post-career work.

Best of JohnS1959
Ms. Pelosi's estimate of her approval rating is beginning to align with reality...

Best of Dr. Doom
"Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison", asked the President?

Best of jj
Olamma to kid, "Hey kid, you ever heard of NAMBLA?"

Best of GregMan
"Hey thanks, kid, for handing over your lifetime earnings, your children's lifetime earnings, and their children's lifetime earnings so's I can buy votes with this hideously expensive Obamacare crap."

Best of Mr. Hankey
Juan comes to meet the new kid in his "Becoming A US Citizen" class.


Best of Matt the K
Chairman O welcomes Jose Chang, the youngest member of the Ambiguous Race Club. Keynote speaker "Druggie-dude From 'CSI'" was unable to attend due to incarceration. In other news, Dawn's head disintegrates.

Best of molson
The shirts are in the back. Remember I like light starch.

27 comments:

blue said...

"As one illegal alien to another, welcome to Islamica, err I mean North Mexico"

blue said...

"As one illegal alien to another, welcome to Islamica, err I mean North Mexico"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"Congratulations Juan! To show that I am working hard on the immigration problem, you & your family have been selected to be this month's deportees!!"

Dr. Doom said...

Mr. Obama: "Congratulations Timmy you have won the grand prize on Are You Smarter than a Liberal. Now tell him what he has won, Don."

Don Pardo: "Well Timmy you have won a fabulous amount of crushing debt, a weakened military, the open ridicule of your enemies, and all the hope and change you can possibly stand..."

Oiao said...

Timmy to Obama: "Lincoln Logs are a choking hassard, blame it on Palin living in a state with lots of trees (wink, wink)."

Dactyl said...

"AND I CALL HIM MINI-ME!"

Can't believe nobody else went for that one.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Woman in blue scarf with raised eyebrows... Did you just goose me?!? If so, there's a janitor's closet down the hall and I'm free for an hour after this stupid photo op's over.

WordVerify: minan - Minan would be amazed at how much of my granddad's sick sense of humor rubbed off on me.

Submariner said...

The One's thawt bubble; "Gaia! If that kid drops one more burrito-bomb, I'm gonna foget the cameras and show him my pimp-hand instead of my glad-hand..."

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:

In a surprise political play for Northeast lushes support, President Obama awards Ted Kennedy the Duer's Scotch Lifetime Achievement Award. An Administration spokesman declined to answer questions on how or why the child was involved...

Developing...

Submariner said...

And then the POTUS Seal fell off...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Y'know, I kinda like the guest-host's self-congratulatory ending sequence on SNL. This episode?
Well, the "self-congratulatory" part - not so much.
The "ending" part - I rank near the absolute top of all time.

Submariner said...

OK, kid. Fatwah signed.
Now be a good little dhimmi and go get me the head of Alfredo Garcia...

Submariner said...

President Obamalama signs the Congressional edict awarding George Eads a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for his post-career work.

JohnS1959 said...

Ms. Pelosi's estimate of her approval rating is beginning to align with reality...

blue said...

".. and now that you have met me, go to the kitchen where the chef will prepare you to meet M'Chel..."

Jack Reacher said...

This is ridiculous. He's just handing out recess appointments like candy, now.

Dr. Doom said...

"Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison", asked the President?

jj said...

Olamma to kid, "Hey kid, you ever heard of NAMBLA?"

dub said...

Welcome back, Elian.

Anonymous said...

"Kid, go down to Mr. Jenning's office and tell him to give you your Christmas gift."

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

Kid: "I didn't bring a knife or a gun, but I do run with scissors."
Barack: "Good boy."

GregMan said...

"Hey thanks, kid, for handing over your lifetime earnings, your children's lifetime earnings, and their children's lifetime earnings so's I can buy votes with this hideously expensive Obamacare crap."

GregMan said...

"Hey kid, let me show you what Frank Marshall Davis and I used to do in Hawaii."

Mr. Hankey said...

Juan comes to meet the new kid in his "Becoming A US Citizen" class.

Matt the K said...

Chairman O welcomes Jose Chang, the youngest member of the Ambiguous Race Club. Keynote speaker "Druggie-dude From 'CSI'" was unable to attend due to incarceration. In other news, Dawn's head disintegrates.

molson said...

The shirts are in the back. Remember I like light starch.