Friday, January 07, 2011

Hey Sarah, Why the Long Face?


1. "Hey, can I get a sugar cube over here?"

2. "Wow, the people are really friendly here. I have to come to Enumclaw more often."

3. "Check out the Amazon on my left: Her one thigh is bigger than my entire body."

4. "Can I get a seat farther away from George Eads? I don't want to be sucked into his legendary post-career down-spiral."

5. No one but Sarah Jessica Parker ever won a game of charades with the answer "Vagina Dentata."

Best of blue
"Waiter - a bale of hay and some oats over here please!"

Best of GregMan
Sarah Jessica Parker never could figure out why no one could understand her whinnies.

Best of molson
I'm not wearing any panties!

Best of Jack Reacher
"Can someone give me a hand? I'm stuck with this chick's gravitational pull."

Best of Jack Reacher
"I sleep standing up!"

Best of divine miss m
Any woman can ride a horse; it takes a true aristocrat to look like one.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Whoo! Come on dub, shake that thing! Make that money-maker MOVE!" The fat girls parading through dub's nightmares were bad enough, but the constant humiliation was going just a bit too far.

13 comments:

blue said...

"Waiter - a bale of hay and some oats over here please!"

GregMan said...

"Stableboy! I left another pile for you to clean up!"

GregMan said...

Sarah Jessica Parker never could figure out why no one could understand her whinnies.

GregMan said...

"No way! 'National Velvet' is a much better movie than 'Secretariat'!" Sarah Jessica Parker always got emotional when discussing her favorite subject.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Hey! There's a guy hiding behind the Wookie beside me!" And thus the pack fed and was rejuvenated.

molson said...

I'm not wearing any panties!

Submariner said...

I.Asked.If.ANYone.Wanted.Sex.In.This.City?

Submariner said...

A sugar cube. My royalties for a sugar cube!

Jack Reacher said...

"Can someone give me a hand? I'm stuck with this chick's gravitational pull."

Jack Reacher said...

"I sleep standing up!"

Anonymous said...

Oats Please

divine miss m said...

Any woman can ride a horse; it takes a true aristocrat to look like one.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Whoo! Come on dub, shake that thing! Make that money-maker MOVE!" The fat girls parading through dub's nightmares were bad enough, but the constant humiliation was going just a bit too far.