1. "Hey, can I get a sugar cube over here?"
2. "Wow, the people are really friendly here. I have to come to Enumclaw more often."
3. "Check out the Amazon on my left: Her one thigh is bigger than my entire body."
4. "Can I get a seat farther away from George Eads? I don't want to be sucked into his legendary post-career down-spiral."
5. No one but Sarah Jessica Parker ever won a game of charades with the answer "Vagina Dentata."
Best of blue
"Waiter - a bale of hay and some oats over here please!"
Best of GregMan
Sarah Jessica Parker never could figure out why no one could understand her whinnies.
Best of molson
I'm not wearing any panties!
Best of Jack Reacher
"Can someone give me a hand? I'm stuck with this chick's gravitational pull."
Best of Jack Reacher
"I sleep standing up!"
Best of divine miss m
Any woman can ride a horse; it takes a true aristocrat to look like one.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Whoo! Come on dub, shake that thing! Make that money-maker MOVE!" The fat girls parading through dub's nightmares were bad enough, but the constant humiliation was going just a bit too far.
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"Waiter - a bale of hay and some oats over here please!"
"Stableboy! I left another pile for you to clean up!"
Sarah Jessica Parker never could figure out why no one could understand her whinnies.
"No way! 'National Velvet' is a much better movie than 'Secretariat'!" Sarah Jessica Parker always got emotional when discussing her favorite subject.
"Hey! There's a guy hiding behind the Wookie beside me!" And thus the pack fed and was rejuvenated.
I'm not wearing any panties!
I.Asked.If.ANYone.Wanted.Sex.In.This.City?
A sugar cube. My royalties for a sugar cube!
"Can someone give me a hand? I'm stuck with this chick's gravitational pull."
"I sleep standing up!"
Oats Please
Any woman can ride a horse; it takes a true aristocrat to look like one.
"Whoo! Come on dub, shake that thing! Make that money-maker MOVE!" The fat girls parading through dub's nightmares were bad enough, but the constant humiliation was going just a bit too far.
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