Saturday, January 08, 2011

Hey, Black Pants, Neat

Fred Miranda


1. Suddenly, Earl had an undeniable craving for a tuna sandwich.

2. Earl despaired. Truth be known, he didn't actually have spirit.

3. "I shoulda gone into gynecology," Earl lamented.

4. The exact moment Johnny Weir's father realized it wasn't 'just a phase.'

5. Realizing his non-denominational church may have crossed a line, Earl decides not to give her J.

Best of Submariner
LAPDANZ; UR DUIN IT RONG

Best of Spin
Bill Murray wishes she wouldn't do that

Best of metalgarth
filming second rate pornography is a dirty job, but somebody has to do it

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
What bothered George most wasn't that the skinny male cheerleader flirted and teased him and him alone, but that he was starting to like it.

Best of Dr. Doom
"That reminds me", thought Steve, "I need to make those hotel reservations at the Grand Canyon".

Best of dub
Carl was getting aroused until she pooped a camera right in front of him.

17 comments:

Submariner said...

Earl realizes his shots would be more marketable if he put the camera down the opposite way...

Submariner said...

LAPDANZ; UR DUIN IT RONG

Submariner said...

Earl's thawt bubble; "Please don't get a stiffy. Please don't get a stiffy. PLEASE don't get a stiffy..."

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Earl's thawt bubble; "Dammit - she's double dribblin..."

Submariner said...

Earl's thawt bubble; "If she knocks over my Hasselblad with Carl Zeiss lenses, no jury on earth will convict me for strangling the bi-yotch..."

Double the U said...

Some strippers can suck a roll of quarters up, this stripper sucked up a camera, through her pants.

Anonymous said...

Ernie was about to understand the true meaning of a Panama City Suprise = Chick with D^cks.

Oiao said...

Thought Bubble: "And to think my wife is sure I am at my 12 step program!" Boya!

Spin said...

Bill Murray wishes she wouldn't do that

metalgarth said...

filming second rate pornography is a dirty job, but somebody has to do it

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What bothered George most wasn't that the skinny male cheerleader flirted and teased him and him alone, but that he was starting to like it.

-OR-

Thawtballoon: Keep your hands where they are, George... stare at the floor, think about old Mrs. Winters naked and without her dentures and this won't turn into a viral video.

-OR-

Camera Thawtballoon - Hell, George, if you won't take the upskirt photo, I'll man up and do it myself. *CLICK*

Dr. Doom said...

"That reminds me", thought Steve, "I need to make those hotel reservations at the Grand Canyon".

Submariner said...

Bill Murray wonders if those pants would make Carl Spangler's a$$ look fat...

dub said...

Carl was getting aroused until she pooped a camera right in front of him.

Oiao said...

There is a Golden Shower reference here, somewhere, but I'll be dambed if I can find it.

Submariner said...

Suddenly Father O'Malley was hit with inspiration: "Whoa - A Friday Night Fish Dinner Fundraiser could make a mint!"