Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Here Comes the ... Guy Who Receives



1. Before DADT was repealed, ceremonies to welcome the troops home had considerably more ... dignity.

2. Two marketing executives face-palmed themselves into blunt force head trauma after seeing the 1-800-FLOWERS Super Bowl spot.

3. Barney Frank's newest intern couldn't wait to be deflowered.

4. 2013: Obama begins his second term by appointing a new Safe Schools Czar.

5. Seeing as the Westboro Baptist Church wastes its time picketing soldiers funerals instead of beating the crap out of people like this, it sorta makes me doubt their sincerity.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Historians will eventually link Terrence "Muffy" Boynton's wedding to the end of civilization.

Best of sonicfrog
Got to hand it to him, Keanu Reeves decision to resume his role in the sequel "My Own Private Idaho - The Revenge - This time It's Personal" was quite a bold career move.

Best of divine miss m
"Lame-Ass Drag Queen Tuesday" never caught on quite like Hot Babe Thursday.

Best of Submariner
Doncha just hate citizens of Massachussetts that claim to be conservatives?

Best of Kaptain Krude
Fuchsia? After New Year's Day? Trey gauche!

Best of prince of leaves
London 2012: it was only a demonstration sport this time around, but Steven was no less thrilled to be the first gold medalist in Olympic mincing.

Threadwinner: JohnS1959
Gilligan got into Mrs. Howell's wardrobe once too often. Ultimately he and the professor were forced to move to the other side of the island where they started a very successful bed and breakfast.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Sometimes that closet doesn't even need a door.

Best of dub
This is the best Sarah Silverman has looked in a long time.

25 comments:

blue said...

"...and I just don't understand why everyone thinks I'm gay, I blame Rush & Sarah!!

Dr. Doom said...

The Citizen Cane mystery was finally solved when the love child of Orson Welles and Helen Thomas came out...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The April Fool's Day episode of The Bachelorette backfired when the humiliated bachelors dragged Sean off-camera for "a little chat" and things turned ugly... fast.

-OR-

When local high school football legend Dirk Tarkle was asked to comment on his son winning St. Elmo High's Prom Queen title, he spit tobacco juice onto the reporter's shoes and growled, "Don't ask me, bub, my ex-wife got knocked up by her hairdresser."

-OR-

Historians will eventually link Terrence "Muffy" Boynton's wedding to the end of civilization.

WordVerify: pretyper - Anyone who still uses a pencil.

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Got to hand it to him, Keanu Reeves decision to resume his role in the sequel "My Own Private Idaho - The Revenge - This time It's Personal" was quite a bold career move.

divine miss m said...

"Lame-Ass Drag Queen Tuesday" never caught on quite like Hot Babe Thursday.

Submariner said...

Wondered what was up with mi amigo, SOTG. Now I wish I hadn't asked...




mwahahahahahahahahaah

Submariner said...

Doncha just hate citizens of Massachussetts that claim to be conservatives?

Kaptain Krude said...

Fuchsia? After New Year's Day? Trey gauche!

Passionate Conservative said...

Liberace would be so proud...

Anonymous said...

"Justin! Oh Justin Bieber! Over here! I have a rose for you. Be careful or you might get pricked."

Vinney

Adriane said...

Roses are red,
Roses are white.
Boy, are you in for a surprise,
on our wedding night!

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Burma Shave

metalgarth said...

I liked the Rose Bowl Parade before it moved to San Francisco much better

prince of leaves said...

Musing on William and Kate's engagement, Princess Camilla imagines the royal wedding that might have been...

prince of leaves said...

What every Afghani groom fears awaits him under the wedding burqa.

prince of leaves said...

London 2012: it was only a demonstration sport this time around, but Steven was no less thrilled to be the first gold medalist in Olympic mincing.

JohnS1959 said...

Gilligan got into Mrs. Howell's wardrobe once too often. Ultimately he and the professor were forced to move to the other side of the island where they started a very successful bed and breakfast.

Anonymous said...

With friends like his, who needs enemies? It's a funny image, except to the guy whose face has been amateurishly photoshopped onto it. You can spot the fakery by the pixelation surrounding just his head, and the mismatched skin tone.

Rodney Dill said...

Hmmmm... Sally Field has aged better than I'd thought.

Mr. Hankey said...

If this guy won 1st place, how pathetic were 2nd & 3rd?

Mr. Hankey said...

The new Gay Museum Hall of Fame awards the inaugural recipient of their Wide Receiver trophy.

Spin said...

♫ Red Roses for a Blu... Blew laddie♫

molson said...

Not another coming out party. This is why we can't watch soccer.

Mr. Hankey said...

Sometimes that closet doesn't even need a door.

dub said...

This is the best Sarah Silverman has looked in a long time.