Thursday, January 20, 2011

Hello, Shiny Black Latex Butt



Best of John.....just John
Boy, "Octomom" will do just about anything to pay her rent these days.

Best of Submariner
Why am I waiting like this? Are you kidding? Did you see the balance those Golden's had in their accounts?!?!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The Permanent, Vulcanized Body Condom by Trojan
For conservatives... when abstinence just isn't enough.

Best of dadoctah
Sondra has her own subtle way of protesting the TSA's enhanced patdowns.

Best of Artfldgr
When john told us he was getting one of those latex blow up dolls we laughed. then we saw Jane and john laughed. then we pointed out Jane had no holes, and we laughed...

Best of prince of leaves
As the disastrous Lake Michigan floodwaters finally receded, Chicagoans discovered "Cloud Gate" was only the exposed portion of a much bigger sculpture.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Hmm, this new Black Widow movie puzzles and intrigues me.

Best of dub
BP tries a bold new advertising strategy, showing the up side to oil slicks.

Best of Oiao
Wow. Latex really does hide the cellulite!!!!! Hillary should wear one of these!

24 comments:

John.....just John said...

Boy, "Octomom" will do just about anything to pay her rent these days.

John.....just John said...

Catwoman in her beach house litter box.

Double the U said...

Another oil spill, another baby seal to clean up.

sonicfrog said...

ORA: Well, this is just another "butt-grab" waiting to happen!

Submariner said...

Why am I waiting like this? Are you kidding? Did you see the balance those Golden's had in their accounts?!?!

dub said...

I tried to warn you....but now you have that giant fart bubble up around your chest.

jj said...

What the NYC Department of Sanitation thinks of when you say plowing the snow...

Mr Hankey said...

Now this is a half-black I can believe in!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Permanent, Vulcanized Body Condom by Trojan
For conservatives... when abstinence just isn't enough.

-OR-

What, no zipper? As much as I love a woman in that postion, I'm going to have to say FAIL.

-OR-

X-Men's PVCgirl was invincible... at least in Jello wrestling matches.

-OR-

Trust me, whatever you do, never use lotion and talcum powder to slip into tight leather outfits!

dadoctah said...

Sondra has her own subtle way of protesting the TSA's enhanced patdowns.

wv: rejoyish. Funny, you don't look....

divine miss m said...

Is it latex or is it mud? Only Subby knows for sure!

Steve O said...

Okay, it's pretty -- I admit that. But how do you "get" to anything?

Artfldgr said...

Of course you know the next question out of her mouth will be "Does this suit make my ass look big?"

Artfldgr said...

When john told us he was getting one of those latex blow up dolls we laughed. then we saw Jane and john laughed. then we pointed out Jane had no holes, and we laughed...

Artfldgr said...

Little did Jane realize that the salt in the water and the latex would react and she would be trapped and at the mercy of the passing photographer...

prince of leaves said...

As the disastrous Lake Michigan floodwaters finally receded, Chicagoans discovered "Cloud Gate" was only the exposed portion of a much bigger sculpture.

Kaptain Krude said...

Hmm, this new Black Widow movie puzzles and intrigues me.

Submariner said...

I asked; "How DOES one get into a skin-tight latex suit like that?"
She answered; "You could start by buying me a drink..."

Submariner said...

That reminds me of Puget Sound. Speaking of which, I think I'll go digging for a clam now...



v word - nedaman - I volunteer.

dub said...

BP tries a bold new advertising strategy, showing the up side to oil slicks.

dub said...

Mmmm...reminds me of the time I farked an inner-tube.

Wait...was that out loud?

Dactyl said...

Oh look, I have something in my teeth.

Submariner said...

Troi looked from the holodeck display to Riker and sighed heavily. Yes indeed, Will had some explaining to do.

Oiao said...

Wow. Latex really does hide the cellulite!!!!! Hillary should wear one of these!