Friday, January 28, 2011
He Ain't Heavy...
1. Would a 'monkey on your back' caption be considered racist?
2. "No, dude, really, it's just a pack of Mentos. Pinky swear."
3. Ricky finally found his niche as Emmanuel Lewis's personal b-tch.
4. "You call that trotting, you fat cracker? Get yo' ass movin'!"
5. "You okay back there, Shakeem? It sounded like a javelin just hit you right in the head."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Naive midwestern drug smuggler Quentin Hildergaard doesn't quite grasp the concept of using mules.
Best of blue
At the safe sex school seminar, Bobby demonstrates how to insert Tab A into Slot B....
Best of dub
Unable to get car insurance, and too lazy to walk, Kareem Abdul Jemima gets Fred to carry him to KFC for lunch.
Best of Robert
White Man's Burden... (I regret that but I couldn't resist).
Best of Oiao
When life is balanced on a Cracker!
Best of prince of leaves
Jimmy's unusual mole prompted many a surprised doubletake.
Pimping Your Ride: U R DOING IT WRONG EVERYWHERE BUT MASSACHUSETTS
Best of Oiao
Bummer of a birth defect, Al.
Best of Adriane
Ridley Scott had a major re-write on his hands when the early out takes from Alien showed the audience laughing hysterically at the 'backhugger' models ...
Best of mega
Ken didn't find the extra load too much to bear, and didn't even realize he was a metaphor.
Best of Submariner
Adoption delivery for Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie...