1. Would a 'monkey on your back' caption be considered racist?
2. "No, dude, really, it's just a pack of Mentos. Pinky swear."
3. Ricky finally found his niche as Emmanuel Lewis's personal b-tch.
4. "You call that trotting, you fat cracker? Get yo' ass movin'!"
5. "You okay back there, Shakeem? It sounded like a javelin just hit you right in the head."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Naive midwestern drug smuggler Quentin Hildergaard doesn't quite grasp the concept of using mules.
Best of blue
At the safe sex school seminar, Bobby demonstrates how to insert Tab A into Slot B....
Best of dub
Unable to get car insurance, and too lazy to walk, Kareem Abdul Jemima gets Fred to carry him to KFC for lunch.
ATDHE
Best of Robert
White Man's Burden... (I regret that but I couldn't resist).
Best of Oiao
When life is balanced on a Cracker!
Best of prince of leaves
Jimmy's unusual mole prompted many a surprised doubletake.
Altered Oiao
Pimping Your Ride: U R DOING IT WRONG EVERYWHERE BUT MASSACHUSETTS
Best of Oiao
Bummer of a birth defect, Al.
Best of Adriane
Ridley Scott had a major re-write on his hands when the early out takes from Alien showed the audience laughing hysterically at the 'backhugger' models ...
Best of mega
Ken didn't find the extra load too much to bear, and didn't even realize he was a metaphor.
Best of Submariner
Adoption delivery for Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie...
Mr. Pitt?
Ms. Joile?
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Did you see the Amber Alert for the white kid who was 'Body Jacked'?
Worst. Dance number. Ever.
Reason enough to deny Obamalama a second term - a bill he'll propose that panders to advocates of busing urban minorities to suburban schools while providing jobs to unemployed white folk.
-OR-
Coach Binton toughened up his cross-country running team by using lifesize bobblehead dolls.
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Naive midwestern drug smuggler Quentin Hildergaard doesn't quite grasp the concept of using mules.
Anchor Baby Metaphor- Congress failed to overhaul immigration policy so this, America, is your future.
at the safe sex school seminar, Bobby demonstrates how to insert Tab A into Slot B....
"I should have got an Asian sidekick instead. Green Hornet's fixed him up with a *car*!"
'Ow to speak Obama...Public Transportation.
Unable to get car insurance, and too lazy to walk, Kareem Abdul Jemima gets Fred to carry him to KFC for lunch.
ATDHE
White Man's Burden... (I regret that but I couldn't resist).
vw: gracksmi: Polish for "my cracker" (regret that, too).
Young Crocodile Dundee thawtbubble (imagine authentic owstralian accent) - One minute I'm waltzing mathilda down by the billabong, the next thing I know, this inflatable aboriginal doll grabs hold of me neck like a vampire tick on a koala!
WordVerify: flate - contraction for what you do to an inflatable doll OR a service Charlie Sheen pays hookers to perform.
When life is balanced on a Cracker!
Jimmy's unusual mole prompted many a surprised doubletake.
Piming Your Ride goes to a whole new level.
Bummer of a birth defect, Al.
Ridley Scott had a major re-write on his hands when the early out takes from Alien showed the audience laughing hysterically at the 'backhugger' models ...
Louis joyful said, "Don't worry Barry. Even though you were born in Kenya, you can still become a US citizen someday. Who knows? May be even President."
Vinney
Ken didn't find the extra load too much to bear, and didn't even realize he was a metaphor.
Yeah, right NOW your back can handle the strain, but what's your plan when his fifteen friends want a free ride too?
After the dismal initial audience test scores, producers moved Kuato to the front of the body and aged both a few decades.
The three legged race event at the summer Obamalympics promises to be a key challenge by the Kenyan team...
Gary Coleman chose an interesting limo service for his wedding.
Adoption delivery for Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie...
Mr. Pitt?
Ms. Joile?
Wealth redistribution/Repatriation overload.... When you know Gubberment Programs have jumped the shark.
"Everyone should have his own personal Cracker!"
or....
Unequal opportunity; 'Getting ahead on the back of one Cracker at a time'!
This picture is the perfect example of the Democratic Model of Taxes!
Monkey hell; I'm dragging the entire world along with what Democrats tax off of my personal work effort!
A perfect metaphor for Democrat entitlement programs...
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