Friday, January 28, 2011

He Ain't Heavy...


1. Would a 'monkey on your back' caption be considered racist?

2. "No, dude, really, it's just a pack of Mentos. Pinky swear."

3. Ricky finally found his niche as Emmanuel Lewis's personal b-tch.

4. "You call that trotting, you fat cracker? Get yo' ass movin'!"

5. "You okay back there, Shakeem? It sounded like a javelin just hit you right in the head."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Naive midwestern drug smuggler Quentin Hildergaard doesn't quite grasp the concept of using mules.

Best of blue
At the safe sex school seminar, Bobby demonstrates how to insert Tab A into Slot B....

Best of dub
Unable to get car insurance, and too lazy to walk, Kareem Abdul Jemima gets Fred to carry him to KFC for lunch.

ATDHE

Best of Robert
White Man's Burden... (I regret that but I couldn't resist).

Best of Oiao
When life is balanced on a Cracker!

Best of prince of leaves
Jimmy's unusual mole prompted many a surprised doubletake.

Altered Oiao
Pimping Your Ride: U R DOING IT WRONG EVERYWHERE BUT MASSACHUSETTS

Best of Oiao
Bummer of a birth defect, Al.

Best of Adriane
Ridley Scott had a major re-write on his hands when the early out takes from Alien showed the audience laughing hysterically at the 'backhugger' models ...

Best of mega
Ken didn't find the extra load too much to bear, and didn't even realize he was a metaphor.

Best of Submariner
Adoption delivery for Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie...
Mr. Pitt?
Ms. Joile?

26 comments:

Oiao said...

Did you see the Amber Alert for the white kid who was 'Body Jacked'?

dadoctah said...

Worst. Dance number. Ever.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Reason enough to deny Obamalama a second term - a bill he'll propose that panders to advocates of busing urban minorities to suburban schools while providing jobs to unemployed white folk.

-OR-

Coach Binton toughened up his cross-country running team by using lifesize bobblehead dolls.

-OR-

Naive midwestern drug smuggler Quentin Hildergaard doesn't quite grasp the concept of using mules.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Anchor Baby Metaphor- Congress failed to overhaul immigration policy so this, America, is your future.

blue said...

at the safe sex school seminar, Bobby demonstrates how to insert Tab A into Slot B....

dadoctah said...

"I should have got an Asian sidekick instead. Green Hornet's fixed him up with a *car*!"

dub said...

'Ow to speak Obama...Public Transportation.

dub said...

Unable to get car insurance, and too lazy to walk, Kareem Abdul Jemima gets Fred to carry him to KFC for lunch.

ATDHE

Robert said...

White Man's Burden... (I regret that but I couldn't resist).

vw: gracksmi: Polish for "my cracker" (regret that, too).

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Young Crocodile Dundee thawtbubble (imagine authentic owstralian accent) - One minute I'm waltzing mathilda down by the billabong, the next thing I know, this inflatable aboriginal doll grabs hold of me neck like a vampire tick on a koala!

WordVerify: flate - contraction for what you do to an inflatable doll OR a service Charlie Sheen pays hookers to perform.

Oiao said...

When life is balanced on a Cracker!

prince of leaves said...

Jimmy's unusual mole prompted many a surprised doubletake.

Oiao said...

Piming Your Ride goes to a whole new level.

Oiao said...

Bummer of a birth defect, Al.

Adriane said...

Ridley Scott had a major re-write on his hands when the early out takes from Alien showed the audience laughing hysterically at the 'backhugger' models ...

Anonymous said...

Louis joyful said, "Don't worry Barry. Even though you were born in Kenya, you can still become a US citizen someday. Who knows? May be even President."

Vinney

mega said...

Ken didn't find the extra load too much to bear, and didn't even realize he was a metaphor.

mega said...

Yeah, right NOW your back can handle the strain, but what's your plan when his fifteen friends want a free ride too?

Submariner said...

After the dismal initial audience test scores, producers moved Kuato to the front of the body and aged both a few decades.

Submariner said...

The three legged race event at the summer Obamalympics promises to be a key challenge by the Kenyan team...

Submariner said...

Gary Coleman chose an interesting limo service for his wedding.

Submariner said...

Adoption delivery for Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie...
Mr. Pitt?
Ms. Joile?

Oiao said...

Wealth redistribution/Repatriation overload.... When you know Gubberment Programs have jumped the shark.

Oiao said...

"Everyone should have his own personal Cracker!"

or....

Unequal opportunity; 'Getting ahead on the back of one Cracker at a time'!

Oiao said...

This picture is the perfect example of the Democratic Model of Taxes!

Monkey hell; I'm dragging the entire world along with what Democrats tax off of my personal work effort!

Dr. Doom said...

A perfect metaphor for Democrat entitlement programs...