Monday, January 10, 2011

Hail to the Queef

Brender

1. M'Chel: "Outta mah way, crackers! Diva comin' through." Barry: (Ahem) M'Chel: "Sorry, two divas!"

2. The weight in her ass making her momentum unstoppable, M'Chel bowls straight through the honor guard.

3. "Move aside, puny p'tagh! the Mighty FLOTUS craves blood wine!"

4. Another happy couple thanks the POTUS for overturning DADT.

5. Usually, when I see a night scene with two black people and some men in uniforms, the lyrics "Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do..." are playing over it.

Best of blue
obama: "...may I show you the presidential way of buttoning your jackets?"

Best of Oiao
Syrup Bottle Model success.

Best of HLam
Airman 1: "Sir, would you like to check your bag in the cargo hold?"
Obama: "No, she can ride on top with me."
Airman 2: "snicker...snicker"

Best of Dr. Doom
I see the President's handlers took away his jacket...

Best of dub
Where will you be when your complete inability to lead a country kicks in?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Sir... your daughter's been caught trying to smuggle contraband onto the plane again.
Kids, whatcha gonna do? When I was her age I was jacking cars and mugging old ladies. Put her in the cargo hold in the spare dog crate and we'll deal with it when we get back to DC.

Best of Submariner
Sorry ma'am, but;
You.Shall.Not.PASS!

Best of jj
These two poor saps will soon learn not to get between M'chel and a tray of ribs...

Best of Mr. Hankey
Michelle gets some shopping done on that Arizona trip

Best of Mr. Hankey
"Yes honey, aliens are coming so you need to get on this spaceship & evacuate immediately!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Out of my way, swine, before my foo' husband bows to you!"

Best of Jay Guevara
"Yes, dear. Whatever you say, dear. It won't happen again, dear. No, I don't need another 'basketball injury,' dear."

31 comments:

blue said...

obama: "...may I show you the presidential way of buttoning your jackets?"

Oiao said...

Syrup Bottel Model success.

Oiao said...

Syrup Bottle Model success.

(I types fasters than I spells sometimes)

HLam said...

Airman 1: "Sir, would you like to check your bag in the cargo hold?"

Obama: "No, she can ride on top with me."

Airman 2: "snicker...snicker"

Dr. Doom said...

I see the President's handlers took away his jacket...

blue said...

"OK Sarge, as soon as they board I'll strap on the extra fuel tank"

blue said...

"You know Sarge, maybe Obama is a muslim - I 'd have to have a towel on my face to do that!"

Mr Hankey said...

Seriously...just try and see if you can step on my toes.

dub said...

Where will you be when your complete inability to lead a country kicks in?

prince of leaves said...

In a bizarre bid to one-up Lady Gaga's meat dress, M'Chel has a skirt made with a print of her own pap smear culture.

Dactyl said...

"Put your left foot in, put your left foot... ah jeez, Air Force guys suck at the Hokey Pokey. Let's get Marines next time."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You've got to do something about these damned airline fees, O. Whoever heard of paying $189 for two extra large fanny packs? I'm not even WEARING fanny packs!!!!
Yes, dear.

-OR-

Sir... your daughter's been caught trying to smuggle contraband onto the plane again.
Kids, whatcha gonna do? When I was her age I was jacking cars and mugging old ladies. Put her in the cargo hold in the spare dog crate and we'll deal with it when we get back to DC.

Submariner said...

Gotta hand it to the fly boys, they know to salute the actual leader rather than the elected one...

Submariner said...

Sorry ma'am, but;
You.Shall.Not.PASS!




v word - palli - as if we didn't already guess...

Submariner said...

The crew soon learned not to step between the FLOTUS and a plate of pork rinds...




ATDHE-A

jj said...

These two poor saps will soon learn not to get between M'chel and the ribs...

ATDHE

Anonymous said...

"Sarge, I can see up her dress with my Corfam shoes. Damn"!

Vinney

Steve O said...

Though she appeared to be smuggling SOMEthing in her... whatever, none of the guards DARED search the one known as "Thunder Thighs."

Submariner said...

Tis always wise to show proper respect when a wookie arives...

Mr. Hankey said...

Michelle gets some shopping done on that Arizona trip

Mr. Hankey said...

Take her away boys...

Mr. Hankey said...

"Yes honey, aliens are coming so you need to get on this spaceship & evacuate immediately!"

Mr. Hankey said...

The Obamas take Air Force One out for some fast food.

Mr. Hankey said...

Although they have witnessed the greatest horrors known to man, even Marines shield their eyes from viewing M'Chel.

Kaptain Krude said...

"CORPSEMAN! M'chel needs some fried chicken, stat!"


Need I say what Dawn's head did then?

Kaptain Krude said...

"Out of my way, swine, before my foo' husband bows to you!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Did you, uh, pack everything, uh, corpse-man?"

"We were only able to pack 300 TelePrompTers, sir."

"That will have to do, corpse-man."

Submariner said...

Stand aside, uh, Airmen. The FLOTUS, uh, smells, um, watermelon!



Yeah, yeah, ATDHE-A...

molson said...

Looks like the Walmart shopping spree went well.

Jay Guevara said...

"Yes, dear. Whatever you say, dear. It won't happen again, dear. No, I don't need another 'basketball injury,' dear."

Whacko said...

POTUS thought bubble: "She eats right, she exercises, she has liposuction procedures, and next week we have to widen all the doors in the White House. But that damn ass just keeps on growing." I think the guys at V the K are right - it's an alien life form."