Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Feeling just like Buddy Holly

Wouldn't You Like to Know?


1. Weezer returns from their tour of Thailand.

2. Yea! Prom dates for everyone!

3. Jeez, even a total mook knows you don't wear black socks with a wife-beater.

4. It's been 19 years since Wayne's World came out, Garth got around, apparently.

5. "So, after we get done with this 'Ladies of Lenscrafters' spread, who'd like to join Hef's Harem."

Best of Dr. Doom
The Men in Black had their hands full (really really full) once the Vorgon hit squad made earthfall...

Best of Double the U
Remember, they make the worst looking one take the picture.

Best of blue
Dorthy Parker was right: "Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses."

Best of Matt the K
Larry Bud Melman is alive and well and f**kin' STACKED.

Best of Matt the K
"Dub's Angels" never made it past the pilot stage.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The Official Jared Loughner Fan Club sends pictures to the prison, much to the chagrin of jailhouse guards who check incoming mail.

Best of Submariner
The Dawn-ettes made just about as good an impression as dub's appearance as a guest judge on "Biggest Loser."

Best of Dactyl
They say if you hang out with ugly chicks it makes you look better by comparison. The blonde on the far right is actually Joy Behar.

Best of Adriane
Pray, you tech addicted freaks and misguided sinners! Pray that human parthenogenesis never becomes a reality!!!

Best of Whacko
Paris Hilton displays her new line of tennis outfits from which she stands to make literally tens of dollars in sales,

Best of Steve O
Coyote morning at V the K's.

Best of metalgarth
Let me guess... this one sold fewer copies than Vulcan Chicks Gone Illogical

Best of Artfldgr
Little did Jane realize that the salt in the water and the latex would react and she would be trapped and at the mercy of the passing photographer...

30 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

The Men in Black had their hands full (really really full) once the Vorgon hit squad made earthfall...

Double the U said...

Remember, they make the worst looking one take the picture.

dub said...

Eye bleech...I can haz some?

dub said...

There is one upside to a titty tattoo....it helps distract guys from your butter face and fat rolls.


wv: tubster, no joke

blue said...

Dorthy Parker was right: "Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses."

Matt the K said...

Larry Bud Melman is alive and well and f**kin' STACKED.

Matt the K said...

You know that movie, where the 'homely' chick with the funny glasses takes them off, and the oblivious boy finally realizes she is actually totally hot and was hidden in plain sight all along?? This is not that movie.

Matt the K said...

"Dub's Angels" never made it past the pilot stage.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Looks like somebody finally bought that dusty copy of Turning Tricks for Dummies off the remainder pile.

-OR-

Regis Philbin's eager groupies heard he wanted a lap dance at his retirement party. They missed the part where he specifically asked for Kelly Ripa and Kathie Lee Gifford.

-OR-

The Official Jared Loughner Fan Club sends pictures to the prison, much to the chagrin of jailhouse guards who check incoming mail.

-OR-

Thursday Babe rejects used a Title IX technicality to get on a prison cheerleading squad. Prisoners subsequently rioted and filed grievances for cruel and unusual punishment. Stay tuned.

Submariner said...

Somehow, I just KNEW the Backstreet Boys would end up this way...

Submariner said...

Yes girls, everyone here really DOES know that Germany didn't bomb Pearl Harbor.

Submariner said...

The line up down at the Enumclaw Bordello and Blacksmithy.

Submariner said...

I don't think AoM would be caught dead in that outfit even if only to take it off for AoD.

Submariner said...

The Dawn-ettes made just about as good an impression as dub's appearance as a guest judge on "Biggest Loser."

Dactyl said...

They say if you hang out with ugly chicks it makes you look better by comparison. The blonde on the far right is actually Joy Behar.

Adriane said...

Pray, you tech addicted freaks and misguided sinners! Pray that human parthenogenesis never becomes a reality!!!

Spin said...

4girls,1bucket



VW - dredness

Oiao said...

"Not, 'burp', even, 'burp', 'hiccup', after my, 'burp', 20th beer!"

Oiao said...

They dont call em 'Birth Control Glasses' for nothing!

Whacko said...

Paris Hilton displays her new line of tennis outfits from which she stands to make literally tens of dollars in sales,

Kaptain Krude said...

"WELCOME TO NERD-VANA!" If nerdism was like Islam.

Steve O said...

Coyote morning at V the K's.

Steve O said...

Just another night at Kurlander's.

metalgarth said...

Let me guess... this one sold fewer copies than Vulcan Chicks Gone Illogical

Artfldgr said...

Oh sh*t, second from the left is my boss!

Artfldgr said...

When john told us he was getting one of those latex blow up dolls we laughed. then we saw Jane and john laughed. then we pointed out Jane had no holes, and we laughed...

Artfldgr said...

Little did Jane realize that the salt in the water and the latex would react and she would be trapped and at the mercy of the passing photographer...

Artfldgr said...

Damn! Quick, help me find my contact lens...

Artfldgr said...

After a long search the star of dirty jobs has picked his new assistant.

Anonymous said...

"This isn't fair! They told me my outfit was an original"!

Vinney