1. It's like dub's posts on Thursdays, bitch... bitch... bitch...
2. "Hey Rex, how 'bout those Vulcan chicks, huh? Talk about giving a dog a bone."
3. "See ya later, Rex. I gotta go tell that mailman who lives next door to kill all the whores."
4. Yellow dogs... cash machine... there's a metaphor for congressional Democrats in there somewhere.
5. "No way! 1-2-3-4 is my PIN number too!"
Best of JohnS1959
This is exactly why you should never give your seeing eye dog access to your pin number...
Best of HLam
Not being able to withdraw any cash for the bitch bar, Rex silently cursed himself for using his ATM card as a chew toy.
Best of dub
Stupid Google...this is NOT what I meant when I searched for "Doggy-style ATM".
Best of GregMan
As is well known, HSBC stands for "Hey, Sniff my Butt, Cracker!"
Best of Mr. Hankey
"Hey...this is just like using that voting machine back in '08!"
Best of Submariner
Easy money-making scheme:
Wait for the cash to begin deploying and yell "Squirrel!"
Threadwinner: Jack Reacher
"Uh oh; Initech is going to freak when they're missing $300,000."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Damn.... where do the cats come out?"
Best of Silhouette
Obviously, a Savings And Bone.
Best of metalgarth
How did YOU think they got the money for the poker game?
Best of jj
Typical democrats....standing around in heat expecting money to magically appear...
Best of dadoctah
It was bad enough that they always had instructions in Braille on ATMs, but now they're letting service dogs use them?
Best of Artfldgr
Duke of Bush's baked beans eat your heart out...
Best of Adriane
So it's agreed ... we take all of our money out of the bank and bury it in the backyard ...