Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Dogs at a Bank of ATM's

Ace


1. It's like dub's posts on Thursdays, bitch... bitch... bitch...

2. "Hey Rex, how 'bout those Vulcan chicks, huh? Talk about giving a dog a bone."

3. "See ya later, Rex. I gotta go tell that mailman who lives next door to kill all the whores."

4. Yellow dogs... cash machine... there's a metaphor for congressional Democrats in there somewhere.

5. "No way! 1-2-3-4 is my PIN number too!"

Best of JohnS1959
This is exactly why you should never give your seeing eye dog access to your pin number...

Best of HLam
Not being able to withdraw any cash for the bitch bar, Rex silently cursed himself for using his ATM card as a chew toy.

Best of dub
Stupid Google...this is NOT what I meant when I searched for "Doggy-style ATM".

Best of GregMan
As is well known, HSBC stands for "Hey, Sniff my Butt, Cracker!"

Best of Mr. Hankey
"Hey...this is just like using that voting machine back in '08!"

Best of Submariner
Easy money-making scheme:
Wait for the cash to begin deploying and yell "Squirrel!"

Threadwinner: Jack Reacher
"Uh oh; Initech is going to freak when they're missing $300,000."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Damn.... where do the cats come out?"

Best of Silhouette
Obviously, a Savings And Bone.

Best of metalgarth
How did YOU think they got the money for the poker game?

Best of jj
Typical democrats....standing around in heat expecting money to magically appear...

Best of dadoctah
It was bad enough that they always had instructions in Braille on ATMs, but now they're letting service dogs use them?

Best of Artfldgr
Duke of Bush's baked beans eat your heart out...

Best of Adriane
So it's agreed ... we take all of our money out of the bank and bury it in the backyard ...

31 comments:

JohnS1959 said...

This is exactly why you should never give your seeing eye dog access to your pin number...

HLam said...

Not being able to withdraw any cash for the bitch bar, Rex silently cursed himself for using his ATM card as a chew toy.

JohnS1959 said...

The President's crack economic advisory team attempts to demonstrate why unemployment checks stimulate the economy only to discover that the $210 a week already went to cover lobbyist fees...

Dr. Doom said...

"Make sure to get you some Franklins, Rex", woofed Rover, "Bitches luv da Franklins".

dub said...

Stupid Google...this is NOT what I meant when I searched for "Doggy-style ATM".

GregMan said...

As is well known, HSBC stands for "Hey, Sniff my Butt, Cracker!"

Mr. Hankey said...

"Hey...this is just like using that voting machine back in '08!"

Submariner said...

Easy money-making scheme:
Wait for the cash to begin deploying and yell "Squirrel!"

Submariner said...

Looks like we're heading into the dog days of the economic recovery...

Submariner said...

Lhasa Apso? Really, Max? I prefer a nice Shar Pei; you can always find a new wrinkle to hump...

Dactyl said...

I guess those chicks took off the glasses and changed out of the skirts.

Jack Reacher said...

"Uh oh; Initech is going to freak when they're missing $300,000."

Jack Reacher said...

As it holds its value better than Dollars, bacon was used as currency for a trial period. In hindsight, the drawbacks should have been obvious.

Oiao said...

When push-button technology equalizes the playing field for a lack of opposing thumbs.

Oiao said...

Smell da money!

Rodney Dill said...

Hound Savings Biscuit Center

Rodney Dill said...

"Damn.... where do the cats come out?"

Silhouette said...

Obviously, a Savings And Bone.

Anonymous said...

The neighborhood bank was going to the dogs.

Vinney

metalgarth said...

How did YOU think they got the money for the poker game?

jj said...

Typical democrats....standing around in heat expecting money to magically appear...

Rodney Dill said...


Trouble, Oh, trouble trouble trouble trouble...

dadoctah said...

It was bad enough that they always had instructions in Braille on ATMs, but now they're letting service dogs use them?

wv: tentfu. What Joe Bob Briggs found memorable about "Lawrence of Arabia".

Artfldgr said...

Duke of Bush's baked beans eat your heart out...

Adriane said...

So it's agreed ... we take all of our money out of the bank and bury it in the backyard ...

Anonymous said...

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Not only are those idiots dumb enough to send us their pin numbers and they think we're Nigerians"!

Vinney

mega said...

Using the typical administration shell-game strategy, Elizabeth Warren gushed, "And ATMs will no longer be able to charge hard-working Americans excessive fees, and some of us may be converted into canines as a result of the regulatory improvements."

mega said...

Beck's admonition that the US dollar was turning into shit was, in fact, far more prescient than anyone realized.

mega said...

The stars of Eight Below discovered that life after the Artic wasn't all hugs and love from the producers. "Put that famed teamwork to use, bitches, and bring me some benjamins, or no food tonight," he said.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Last warning, Rex... stop peeking at what I'm typing or I'll bite you!

-OR-

I tell you lads, when these skimmers capture a few PIN numbers, we'll be dining on filet minon every night!

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What a scam! I wanted to transfer my master's savings into T-Bones, not T-Bills!

-OR-

Chauncey, you're leaning kinda close to the screen. Did you forget your glasses again? Don't blame me if your tongue gets caught in the bill intake slot!

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This might be an urban legend but did you hear about Spot, the drug sniffing dog? He went loopy sniffing a bunch of bills his handler withdrew from one of these things.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

One more typo and I resign -


I tell you lads, when these skimmers capture a few PIN numbers, we'll be dining on filet mignon every night!