Monday, January 24, 2011

The BO Commie Boy Fan Club

Related: Young Commie Road Trip!


1. "So, are there any chicks at this Young Democrats meeting that don't look like Janeane Garofalo on a bad hair day?"

2. MSDNC's interns hoped that once Olbermann was gone, the mandatory dress code might be relaxed a bit, but Rachel Maddow said "No way!"

3. "Hey!" said the typical, unionized, American public school educator. "Stop trying to suck up to me! Oh, who am I kidding, A pluses for all of you!"

4. "All the smart kids, jocks, and cheerleaders have been put up against the wall and shot. Long live the Revolution!"

5. Those who were rejected from MTV's Skins, were offered employment with 'Rock the Vote.'

Best of blue
These four guys know the words to the theme song to the movie "Battle on Shangganling Mountain.

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"..and after we lead this country in a cultural revolution, Justin Bieber will be our bitch!"

Best of Double the U
The photo of the nice hotel conference after a fine meal was taken on an Iphone, emailed to all their friends, viewed using the latest tablet PCs, and printed out with high quality glossy paper and ink. DAMN YOU CAPITALISM!

Best of Dr. Doom
The Glee Club at UC Berkeley had special shirts made for their recital. Unfortunately the vendor ran out of pink for some reason...

Best of Artfldgr
We figure if he wins, we are better for having worn the shirts, and if he loses, everyone will think its sarcasm...

Threadwinner: Silhouette
It turns out the Arizona Shooting Memorial Service free t-shirts were reversible.

Best of Army of Dad
Whatch out boys, the two guys above are looking to hammer your sickles.

20 comments:

blue said...

these four know the words to the theme song to the movie "Battle on Shangganling Mountain.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"..and after we lead this country in a cultural revolution, Justin Bieber will be our bitch!"

Double the U said...

The photo of the nice hotel conference after a fine meal was taken on an Iphone, emailed to all their friends, viewed using the latest tablet PCs, and printed out with high quality glossy paper and ink. DAMN YOU CAPITALISM!

blue said...

"I have to go now, mom makes me be home by 10 on a school night"

blue said...

"Did you guys see the new Sarah Palin comic book? She's hot!!!"

Whacko said...

"Commies? No. Wait. What's a Commie?"

Dr. Doom said...

The Glee Club at UC Berkeley had special shirts made for their recital. Unfortunately the vendor ran out of pink for some reason...

Anonymous said...

"They weren't smiling after I gave them directions to Little Havana."

Vinney

Anonymous said...

The new NPR interns have arrived.


............arf

Adriane said...

Dang! where's a Star Trek script writer when you need one?

Artfldgr said...

Whose comrade Obstarma?

Oiao said...

A picture of 4 people who still sponge off of the folks, have never held a job nor paid taxes.

Artfldgr said...

We put the sick in sickle...

Artfldgr said...

We figure if he wins, we are better for having worn the shirts, and if he loses, everyone will think its sarcasm...

Artfldgr said...

We would like to answer your questions but think it safer if we just smile

Artfldgr said...

Oh that stuff last century? our teachers told us those were lies from the right and not to worry about things like work camps

Silhouette said...

It turns out the Arizona Shooting Memorial Service free t-shirts were reversible.

Army of Dad said...

Whatch out boys, the two guys above are looking to hammer your sickles.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Astigmatic Astronomers Club swear they mistook the hammer and sickle for the man in the moon.

-OR-

Ironically, the tall dude is the great grandson of U.S. Senator Joseph McCarthy.

-OR-

The communist party in the US has dwindled to 4 members - Larry, Moe, Curly and Shemp.

-OR-

Eventually, crop circles and the Royal Family's sudden bankruptcy were traced to 4 geeky hackers in South London.

-OR-

Putin's Cabinet

Artfldgr said...

And we thought we looked bad when we looked back at old photos and saw bell bottoms!