Related: Young Commie Road Trip!
1. "So, are there any chicks at this Young Democrats meeting that don't look like Janeane Garofalo on a bad hair day?"
2. MSDNC's interns hoped that once Olbermann was gone, the mandatory dress code might be relaxed a bit, but Rachel Maddow said "No way!"
3. "Hey!" said the typical, unionized, American public school educator. "Stop trying to suck up to me! Oh, who am I kidding, A pluses for all of you!"
4. "All the smart kids, jocks, and cheerleaders have been put up against the wall and shot. Long live the Revolution!"
5. Those who were rejected from MTV's Skins, were offered employment with 'Rock the Vote.'
Best of blue
These four guys know the words to the theme song to the movie "Battle on Shangganling Mountain.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"..and after we lead this country in a cultural revolution, Justin Bieber will be our bitch!"
Best of Double the U
The photo of the nice hotel conference after a fine meal was taken on an Iphone, emailed to all their friends, viewed using the latest tablet PCs, and printed out with high quality glossy paper and ink. DAMN YOU CAPITALISM!
Best of Dr. Doom
The Glee Club at UC Berkeley had special shirts made for their recital. Unfortunately the vendor ran out of pink for some reason...
Best of Artfldgr
We figure if he wins, we are better for having worn the shirts, and if he loses, everyone will think its sarcasm...
It turns out the Arizona Shooting Memorial Service free t-shirts were reversible.
Best of Army of Dad
Whatch out boys, the two guys above are looking to hammer your sickles.